Thank you, Jonah, for your grudging non-endorsement. Is there a columnist better than Jonah Goldberg? Well, none who uses Simpson references so well to make his point.
For new visitors who hate Michael Moore, check out this and this.
Plus, I have a cool contest going on from now until next Thursday.
BTW, when I said Jonah Goldberg hits kittens with bats, that was totally just a silly little joke.
Oh, and after you realize my comic genius, vote here.

FIRST!
now to read it…
This is getting altogether interesting. . . .
Apparently, I have already voted today.
” pathetic, twisted angry young man” Hee hee, now thats funny!!
David Brooks is better than Goldberg.
so does this mean our first child will be named Jonah? being a jealous woman, i am vetoing Michelle.
You mean you’d name him after me (sorta)?! I’m touched.
sarahk,
I just got an e-mail from him saying he’ll hold me to that promise 🙂
Duh… y’all’s first kid should be named “Buck”.
that could be a decent hockey name: Jonah Fleming.
mmm… hockey…
::siiiiiiiiigggghhhh::
Curse you NHL! Get back to work!!!!
::blinks:: Oh, sorry.
grudging gruding???
Mongo,
I self edit; what do you want?
I thought Jonah was a minor prophet, but I heard St. Louis is going to give him a shot next season as a reliever.
BTW, did you realize that if you use a different browser you can vote more than once?
I have IE, and Mozilla, and Firefox, so I can vote 3 times! (They all use different methods to store their cookies…)
I suppose if I REALLY cared about Frank winning this silly little contest I could download and install Opera… but that would be too much like work.