As outlined in President Bush’s 2003 State of the Union Address, the US had good cause for the invasion and bombing of the Smurf Village:
Ruthless dictator Saddam Smurfsein.
Embezzled “Oil for Smurfs” money squandered on lavish palaces.
Chemical Ali Smurf cooking up Weapons of Smurfy Destruction in mobile laboratory.
Political prisoners smurfed into filthy dungeons without trial.
Less fortunate Smurfs simply “disappear”.
And of course, the MOST important reason to attack the Smurfs… (see extended entry)
They’ve got oil.
Bravo Harvey!
Just when my only remaining memory of smurfs was of the one hanging by its neck in a noose in my friend’s high school locker, this had to come out.
Actually, an even better reason to attack the smurfs…they’re commies!!! Here’s the proof- http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/smurf.html
OH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you’re wrong wars now? Talk about morally vacous.
Kanye west has just released a statement declaring that the attacks were mostly because “George Bush hates blue people.”
Well done. Well done indeed.
Awesome.
OH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you’re wrong wars now? Talk about morally vacous.
Talk about mentally vacuous. facepalm
OH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you’re wrong wars now? Talk about morally vacous.
Talk about mentally vacuous. facepalm
Sorry for the double post. I got an internal server error (twice) and I thought my post got eaten.
“OH boy I guess its funny for you dhingers to use Smurfs to justefy you’re wrong wars now?”
Actually, they’re mocking idiots like you, not trying to “justefy” anything.
(learn to spell.)
IWW – Now?… No, it’s ALWAYS been funny to justify wrong wars with Smurfs.
A bunch of dadburn hippies are supposedly going to descend on Cleveland at noon Nov 2 to protest the war and people who don’t have abortions.
Should they be ignored, or bombed like smurfs? And why are they timing this for 1 day after the next FOMC rate decision?
On a sad note, in Belgium they’re actually going to air a kind of commercial where the smurfs all get bombed and die gory deaths.
It’s an anti-war promo… kinda disturbing. (Info about it on LittleGreenFootballs)
Halliburton is rushing millions of pairs of blue workboots into production for its evil minions to use in squishing Smurfs. (The blue dye on the boots is so the stains are not as visible.)
IWW! It’s so GOOD to hear from you again! It’s probably a bit of a stretch though to start on a rant about smurfs, as they aren’t much more than intelligent squirrels… you know… tree rats! After the frag grenade in the Wiggles compound and the assassination attempt on Barney, why would bombing Smurfs into Blue Goo be such a surprise? We righties are just looking for an excuse to bomb, kill, maim, destroy anyone that doesn’t drink the Kool-Aid–. Right?
That’s fits better than you might think, none white, goofy hats, no women in power, chased by the evil Jew, and they liked bombing the piss out of Brainy. Think about it, what was the cats name?
“The Capitalists will smurf us the smurf we smurf them with.”
-Stalin Smurf
Hey! Its such a relief to find a website from like-minded avant-gardes. (You guys are all kidding.. right?)
By the way, I’m having a debating-party this weekend to talk about how we can welcome our straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck countrymen and women back into the human race. You’re all welcome to pop by (bring along some home-made pumpkin pie for the theme).
chao!
W.
Every “straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck” I ever met (and I am from KY) was a DEMOCRAT… it might be nice to be able to evolve them into something resembling the human race, but welcoming them back when they “ain’t ne’er been der befur” is a bit, hmmm, “intentionally misinformed,” which is sadly typical for a liberal.
And ya wonder why you loose…
smurfin’ smurfy smurfs..
Every “straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck” I ever met (and I am from KY) was a DEMOCRAT… it might be nice to be able to evolve them into something resembling the human race, but welcoming them back when they “ain’t ne’er been der befur” is a bit, hmmm, “intentionally misinformed,” which is sadly typical for a liberal.
And ya wonder why you loose…
smurfin’ smurfy smurfs..
Every “straw-chewing, dungaree wearing, gun-toting, cousin-marrying, red-neck” I ever met (and I am from KY) was a DEMOCRAT… it might be nice to be able to evolve them into something resembling the human race, but welcoming them back when they “ain’t ne’er been der befur” is a bit, hmmm, “intentionally misinformed,” which is sadly typical for a liberal.
And ya wonder why you loose…
smurfin’ smurfy smurfs..
Wow, lookie der, I dun voted like 3 times like a welfare crackhead.. maybe now I can qualify for some Soros/Jackson crack for votes?
Actually internal server errors were to blame, but let’s be Dim and not lets facts interfere…
Wow, lookie der, I dun voted like 3 times like a welfare crackhead.. maybe now I can qualify for some Soros/Jackson crack for votes?
Actually internal server errors were to blame, but let’s be Dim and not lets facts interfere…
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Wow, lookie der, I dun voted like 3 times like a welfare crackhead.. maybe now I can qualify for some Soros/Jackson crack for votes?
Actually internal server errors were to blame, but let’s be Dim and not lets facts interfere…
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Dearie me, you appear to have a bit of a speach impediment there Mr/Mrs Phantom (like the name btw). Very common down south I hear – often the result of inbreeding.
I have to apologies as my webname is a bit misleading. Just to claify – I’m not a democrat, or even American, and certainly couldn’t give a monkey’s about your politics. Being British and from a traditionally military family, and I personally support the Iraq war effort (although not necessarily the way it has been handled). I even [shock! horror!] own a gun – a rather nice walnut 12 bore Greener. Its just a bit difficult to take “good ol’ boy” hicks seriously thats all.
Hope to meet up some day so we can compare shooters and maybe despatch some smurfs.
W.L.
Dearie me, you appear to have a bit of a speach impediment there Mr/Mrs Phantom (like the name btw). Very common down south I hear – often the result of inbreeding.
I have to apologies as my webname is a bit misleading. Just to claify – I’m not a democrat, or even American, and certainly couldn’t give a monkey’s about your politics. Being British and from a traditionally military family, and I personally support the Iraq war effort (although not necessarily the way it has been handled). I even [shock! horror!] own a gun – a rather nice walnut 12 bore Greener. Its just a bit difficult to take “good ol’ boy” hicks seriously thats all.
Hope to meet up some day so we can compare shooters and maybe despatch some smurfs.
W.L.
Dearie me, you appear to have a bit of a speach impediment there Mr/Mrs Phantom (like the name btw). Very common down south I hear – often the result of inbreeding.
I have to apologies as my webname is a bit misleading. Just to claify – I’m not a democrat, or even American, and certainly couldn’t give a monkey’s about your politics. Being British and from a traditionally military family, and I personally support the Iraq war effort (although not necessarily the way it has been handled). I even [shock! horror!] own a gun – a rather nice walnut 12 bore Greener. Its just a bit difficult to take “good ol’ boy” hicks seriously thats all.
Hope to meet up some day so we can compare shooters and maybe despatch some smurfs.
W.L.
Ho ho ho.. Now I’ve gone and done it! Now I come to think of it, I recall my grandfather did marry his sister.
WL
fascists, i wish y’all die
fascists, i wish y’all die
viva la revolucion!
Fidel – Smurfs are NOT fascists. They’re communists. And I agree with you 100% about wishing they’d die.
Stupid Smurfs…
Hey I hope that doesnt include me
Because I may be a waster, a giraff, a smurf and a communist, but I am NOT a porn star!!
W.L.
Now I’m really upset 🙁