So Obama is trying to tell Israel where their borders should be — saying they should be back where they were at 1967 — which seems disingenuous since he’s never really been that concerned with America’s borders.
AMERICAN PEOPLE: “Here’s the border to the U.S. — which no one disputes — so do you think you could enforce it as a border?”
OBAMA: “No, I don’t want to do that.”
AMERICAN PEOPLE: “Well, could we then enforce it in our own states?”
OBAMA: “No, I’ll sue you if you do that.”
AMERICAN PEOPLE: “You’re kind of a jerk.”
OBAMA: “You’re the jerks! By the way, I need all your money, but I can’t tell you what it’s for.”
Of course, Israel is like, “Who cares what you say?” Which is basically all of America’s attitude towards Obama lately. We’re all like, “What are you even doing on TV again? Why do you think people want to see that? We want to watch Dancing with the Stars, not you. So get off of there. Go play golf or something. Just stay out of our hair; we have a country to fix here. Whatever you do, don’t try to make any laws. You’re really lousy at that. And don’t spend any money. Just stop that. On second though, why don’t you get sit in the corner so we can keep an eye on you and make sure you’re not spending any money. And don’t move. Well, I guess you can fidget; that doesn’t hurt anyone. We just don’t want to see any — you know — money spending motions. Like a check writing motion. No, stop crying; crying is not going to help. We’re not going to let you out of the corner sooner because you’re crying. Okay! Okay! Just stop it; you can go play golf!” We’re totally all like that.
Anyway, I think we should send Obama back to where he was in 1967: Indonesia.*
* I don’t actually know if 1967 was one of the years he was in Indonesia, but it’s a solid line.
That was a solid line. He was in Indonesia at the time and your quip was quite qute. And solid. More solid than the ones Obama and BJ Clinton are used to.
He might be on TV alot but at least he’s stopped speaking before Congress every flipping week. When he first got into office there were so many SOTU-type speeches I kept thinking I’d missed a year.
The only thing that would have made Netanyahu’s slap-down even more juicy would have been if he’d scratched his temple with his middle finger everytime he mentioned Barry.
Sasquatche’s husband is like the annoying parent that walks a teenager to school. What an embarrassment. I wish he would take his mom jeans and go play basketball or stick his head in a bucket or something. Maybe he could take those ears and use them a sails and go back to kenya or france or Indonesia or wherever he is from.
If anyone needs a good junk musketing….
That Obama has seen Indonesia and not come away fundamentally sickened by what an utter craphole it is is the ultimate testament to how cracked he is in the mind.
So the CIA clamped down on anyone talking about the Osama mission! Then dumb-ass goes to the CIA and talks about the Osama mission and says “I don’t care who get’t the credit” but mentions I and Me 47 times in the speech!
Who was it that burned down the White House during the war of 1812? Was that like the French or the British? Can we hire them to break out the old Red Coats and like have another stab at it? I think the Secret Service would probably just kind of stand around and look up in the air and whistle a little tune by now having served this guy. So what do you suppose his handle is for the Secret Service. How about Little Boy Blue or Little Miss Muffet and The Spider for Muchelle! “Little Miss Muffett and The Spider are on the move”…
Interesting how Obama doesn’t think it’s our business to encourage other parts of the world to be more influenced by democracy, but he has no problem with changing entire borders of countries. What a narcissistic jackwad.
Son of Bob, I think you answered ussjimmycarter’s question: The Secret Service handle for That One is “Narcissistic Jackwad.” (Or possibly Jerkwad, that sounds about right.) Of course, if they had any sense of humor at all, the handle would be “Target.” (Dear Secret Service: That was a JOKE. Meant in a humorous and non-literal way, as in, he is the Target of jokes and the Target of ridicule and the Target of contempt, but not in any way shape or form, may Allah forbid, the Target of physical aggression of any kind. OK? Please don’t storm my house and kill my dog.)
Did everyone catch Bibi’s response to Obama’s jackassery? It’s 7-8 minutes of pure Netanyahu gold. If you watch it, check out O’s expressions. Someone might teach him that clenching his jaw isn’t really a sign of strength.
I’d vote Bibi for president. He was actually born here.
Ahhhhh, I fell for somebody else’s joke. Bibi was not born here, although he was edumacated in the US. On the other, other hand, it wouldn’t be difficult to work up a birth certificate for him.
Burmashave, Thanks . That is a spectacular rebuttal to President Surrender.
The guy looks pissed, whioch is why pmsnbc kept close up on Netenyahu.
Note how often Bibi reminds the President of his own words.
Bibi is showing the GOP how to defeat Obama electorially- the man’s own words damn him because they mean nothing. Bibi knows it, everyone knows it.
I have, I believe, a better idea. Let’s make it a law that all ex-presidents, senators and representatives have to retire for 10 years to Israel. That’s right they get to live up close and personal with the day to day terror our Jewish friends endure. They get to watch as the Arab radicals blow up themselves and many innocents for “dirty land” and their homicidal religious beliefs (kill the infidel).
I think Carter and Obama might need 20 years, they’re a little slow, you know.
I think if Obama can set the timeline for Israeli borders, Mexico should be able to set the timeline for American borders to solve the problems of immigration, drugs, guns and gangs.
The President of Mexico should demand that the US return to it’s pre-1848 borders before it would negotiate any new treaties with us. If Obama can void the Six Day war, why can’t Mexico void the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo?
And before someone accuses me of thinking like a liberal, it should be noted they don’t think. (See: “sarcasm”)
I’d like to go back to 1967. I was 24, in the USAF, and assigned to Japan.
….In those days an assignment to Japan was worth it’s weight in gold. No doubt the term ‘made in Japan’ means a lot more to me than it does to you.
Why stop at sending Obummer back to Indonesia? There is still one shuttle launch left and the ISS needs a village idiot.
Sorry, I just had to run to Wal-Mart – did I miss the end of the world, or am I still in time?
No, you’re too late, Son of Bob. Apparently, you’re in Group B. Enjoy the next five months.
~Jimmy, In Heaven
@ Jimmy
They got interwebs in Heaven?
Oh, yeah, Terrible. At a million Petabytes per second. That’s 10^21 Bps (gamma ray cable). And there’s no service cap – God hates the cable companies.
#18 – Jimmy,
Are there potatoes in Heaven?
I heard a song once that stated that in Heaven there is no beer.
It was silent on the subject of potatoes, however.
PS: 4of7, still on Earth, drinking beer.
Burmashave-
I enjoyed the way the NYT was apparently annoyed that Netanyahu was giving Obambi lessons in history. I guess they didn’t realize that someone had to do it.
Indeed, 4of7, there ARE potatoes in Heaven.
Did I say I was in Heaven? Heaven on Earth.
@Jimmy, You’re back? So, they already threw you out? Well, you probably shouldn’t have told them about your involvement in the plan to blow up the moon.
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