Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because…
… they realized at the last minute they had walked in on Obama.
… they heard Michelle was catering the event.
… it wasn’t the Indigo Girls concert they were promised.
… the WiFi in the event was down and they couldn’t communicate otherwise.
During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because…
he wanted to “play Through”.
No free cookies.
Most people already had this one on their IPods already.
the free buffet opened early.
…they realized that this was not a greatest hits show, and his new stuff is crap…
…the party was outside where the Secret Service was hanging out…
…he started lip-syncing while the teleprompter kept running…
…Beyoncé didn’t show…
…there were “No Running” signs posted everywhere…
…they thought it was OSAMA…
…by now even they are hoping that he had changed.
…after all these years most morons have stopped being amused by staring at two ears on a stick.
…although slow on the uptake those people finally realized that trickle down poverty includes them.
…a copy of the Emancipation Proclamation “accidentally” fell out of a Conservative’s pocket.
…the Secret Service forgot to lock the front door.
During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…
They knew that ApplePay would automatically deduct an extra fee if they inadvertently showed up in a pic with the president.
During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because… because someone off to the side of the audience noticed that it wasn’t actually the president but a cardboard cutout being held up by an empty chair.
… he trotted out that line again about how he had been hugging the nurses who treated Ebola patients.
…they didn’t think they were getting paid enought to put up with his cr@p.
…the ice cream truck pulled into the parking lot.
…SQUIRREL!!!1!!
…they were under the impression that cookies would be served.
…ADHD.
…his awesomeness was too much for mere mortals to comprehend.
…it was 4:00 and they were all union.
… they were just trick-or-treating, and had received their fill of both.
…they realized that it WASN’T a tryout for “American Idol.”
… their Obamaphone(tm) battery was getting low.
…because Biden started running around banging his pots and pans yelling “Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!”
Reference Link – Uncle Joe
… they thought they heard someone tell Obama, “When life hands you lemmings, make lemmingade.”
… they thought it was the room, not the speaker system, saying “Let me be clear.”
… they thought Obama wanted to take them somewhere, and was going to lead from behind.
… they misunderstood his meaning completely when he said that his economic policy “is working.”
… they had to make room for his ego.
…it was right after lunch and Obama had dog breath.
… of a P.A. announcement: “Will the owner of the black Mercedes SUV with the custom wheels and the E.B.T. card on the dashboard please return to your vehicle? Your other cell phone is ringing.”
@12 – You misspelled the word “noticed.”
Oppo @18/2 +1
. . . they had tee times soon.
During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because Obama started talking.
I judged this line here http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-its-quittin-time.html
It will post at 12:00 Eastern 🙂
Come see who got the cookies!
@27 – link scheduled for 12:05
@28 Thank you.