Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from8/29/2025 : New Matches for 9/5/2025

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Results

Sophie MarceauNo PreferenceMie Hama
211131

Halle BerryNo PreferenceTsai Chin
130583

New Matches for 9/5/2025

Match 1

Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Valerie Leon (Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jacqueline Bisset2 – 0 – 0354 – 0 – 137
Giovanna Goodthighs
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.
Jacqueline Bisset

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Valerie Leon2 – 0 – 0213 – 8 – 111
Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist

Birth Name: Valerie Therese Leon

Age: 81, born 12 November 1943

Country of origin:  United Kingdom

Currently Residing In:  United Kingdom

Spy who loved me ; James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed.

Never say never again ; James Bond is called upon to try to recover nuclear bombs stolen by Spectre, but he will have to get rid of a professional assassin, hired especially to eliminate him.

Valerie Leon

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Match 2

Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush)

Domino Petachi

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger

Age: 71, born 8 December 1953

Country of origin:  United States

Height: 5′ 6″

Relationship Status: In a relationship

Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.

Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Barbara Carerra1 – 1 – 0167 – 1 – 196
Fatima Blush

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury

Age: 79, born 31 December 1945

Country of origin:  Nicaragua

Currently Residing In:  United States

Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Barbara Carerra

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Don’t You Hate Reading This Same Boilerplate Over and Over?

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“IMAO has been made aware of the charges filed against Oppo.

“IMAO takes these troubling allegations very seriously and Oppo is on administrative leave until further notice and pending the outcome of an internal investigation, which will take place in parallel with the official investigation. We are cooperating fully with the authorities. Due to personnel privacy laws, IMAO can provide no further information on this matter.

“The safety of our interns and our readers is our highest priority.”

 

 

 

FEMA FOMO FAFO

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FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out. They didn’t want to be left behind by all those other government workers.

FEMA workers fired for watching ‘racially charged’ porn, bestiality content on gov’t-issued devices at work
NY Post | 09/02/2025 | Josh Christenson

Two FEMA workers tasked with helping to keep the country safe from terrorism and nuclear meltdowns were booted Tuesday — for watching “racially charged” and other sick porn on the job, The Post has learned.

The lewd-loving employees were canned after an internal investigation by the Department of Homeland Security’s Insider Threat Operations Center, which flagged at least one of them for consuming “deviant pornography” — including bestiality, said DHS officials, whose department oversees the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

“These individuals had access to critical information and intelligence and were entrusted to safeguard Americans from emergencies—and instead they were consuming pornography,” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem seethed in a statement.

“And in at least one case the pornography consumed was racially charged and involved bestiality,” Noem said.

Both rogue workers were stationed at FEMA’s isolated, sparsely populated Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center near Bluemont, Va., which is supposed to safeguard the homeland against national emergencies, terror attacks, and even nuclear disasters.

This is part of FEMA’s job? What are their prevention powers?

They used their FEMA-issued devices, including at least computer, during the work day for their seamy antics, officials said.

“When disasters strike, FEMA cannot afford to be caught with its pants down,” a source noted to The Post of the scandal.

 

 

 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 8/27/2025 : New Matches for 9/3/2025

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Hope everyone had a great Labor Day weekend.

Results

Lois ChilesNo PreferenceTalisa Soto
118371
Eva GreenNo PreferenceCorinne Clery
132075

Matches for 9/3/3035

Match 1

Emily Bolton (Manuela) vs Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Emily Bolton1 – 3 – 0183 – 13 – 473
Manuela

Actress:Emily Bolton
Nationality:Aruban
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.

Emily Bolton

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherina Murino1 – 3 – 0445 – 8 – 424
Solange Dimitrios

Actress:Catherina Murino
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Casino Royale (2006)

Synopsis:

Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.

Caterina Murino

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Match 2

Leila Shenna (Private Jet Hostess) vs Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Leila Shenna0 – 4 – 099 – 21 – 575
Private Jet Hostess

Actress:Leila Shenna
Nationality:Moroccan
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.

Leila Shenna

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Olga Kurylenko3 – 1 – 0506 – 7 – 256
Camille Montes

Actress:Olga Kurylenko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Quantum of Solace (2008)

Synopsis:

Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.

Olga Kurylenko

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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 4 : Sara Evans vs Deana Carter

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Sara Evans vs Deana Carter

Sara Evans (3-0-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 63.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Martina McBride 65-41
  • Week 2 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 72-18
  • Week 3 Defeated Faith Hill 52-45

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Deana Carter (1-2-0 Pts. 128 Avg. 42.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Faith Hill 32-72
  • Week 2 Lost to Shania Twain 27-67
  • Week 3 Defeated Lee Ann Womack 69-22

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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 4 : Faith Hill vs LeAnn Rimes

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Faith Hill vs LeAnn Rimes

Faith Hill (2-1-0 ZPts. 167 Avg. 55.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Deana Carter 72-32
  • Week 2 Defeated Martina McBride 50-39
  • Week 3 Lost to Sara Evans 45-52

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LeAnn Rimes (2-1-0 Pts. 172 Avg. 57.33)

  • Week 1 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 57-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Lee Ann Womack 68-27
  • Week 3 Lost to Martina McBride 47-56

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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 4 : Trisha Yearwood vs Lee Ann Womack

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Trisha Yearwood vs Lee Ann Womack

Trisha Yearwood (0-3-0 Pts. 81 Avg. 27.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to LeAnn Rimes 44-57
  • Week 2 Lost to Sara Evans 18-72
  • Week 3 Lost to Shania Twain 19-71

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Lee Ann Womack (0-3-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 20.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 13-89
  • Week 2 Lost to LeAnn Rimes 27-68
  • Week 3 Lost to Deana Carter 22-69

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