It’s just been clarified for jihadis: that’s 1/72nd virgins, not 72 virgins. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

If you’re contemplating harming someone today, don’t.

Also, if you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

Where’s IMAO’s Nobel Peace Prize?

… In the meantime, here’s something you can imagine you’re listening to:

I would suggest The Doors’ “Light My Fire” for another good long interlude, but I’m not that cruel.

Their New Study on How To Talk to Men Employs the Phrase “Hello?!”

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“No ethnicity”? None?

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Name:

☑ Schicklegruber

☑ Not Schicklegruber

☑ None

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John Wayne being confronted with this survey:

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“Yeah, I’ll clear all selections.”

Washington Post ‘mystified’ by drop in fentanyl seizures at US-Mexico border
The Post Millennial | 6/2/25

The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in fentanyl seizures at the southern border is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Donald Trump has made it a point to crack down on border security as well as fentanyl trafficking into the US.

The outlet suggested that the Trump administration’s policies, such as threatening tariffs on China as well as Mexico to curb fentanyl, could have little to do with the drop in fentanyl, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story.”

The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in bra and panty seizures in the intern quarters is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Basil — not Basil — has made it a point to crack down on intern security as well as bra and panty trafficking in the Salvation Army.

The outlet suggested that Basil (not Basil)’s policies, such as threatening sanctions on Oppo as well as Walrus to curb 12-year-old scotch, could have little to do with a wee drop of 12-year-old scotch, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story,” which will be pay-per-view.

Same Approach Does Not Work for Joe Biden

Everytown Tries to Distance Itself From Activist Who Falsely Claimed to Be School Shooting Survivor
BearingArms | 5/30/25 | Cam Edwards

When gun control activists with Everytown for Gun Safety and Students Demand Action held a rally at the Kentucky state capitol in February to push for new restrictions on the right to keep and bear arms, one of the speakers captivated the small crowd of anti-gunners with his moving story about surviving a mass shooting at his Pennsylvania high school.

As it turns out, however, what Calvin Polachek told the crowd was an outright lie. He invented the school shooting and his self-proclaimed trauma, and now Everytown is scrambling to distance themselves from the man they put in front of a microphone.

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Did anyone at Everytown even try to vet Polachek’s story? According to the Republican Herald newspaper in Pennsylvania, the gun control activist claimed that eleven students, including his brother and best friend, were murdered during a shooting at Dallas High School in 2017. As the paper notes, that would have been one of the deadliest school shootings in U.S. history. Did the Everytown volunteers who heard Polachek’s lies just assume that they were true even though they’d never heard of a shooting at Dallas High School? And if Polachek wasn’t an “active volunteer”, then how did he land the speaking gig? Was Everytown just so eager to put a victim in front of a microphone that everyone associated with the anti-gun rally just decide that there was no need to do their due diligence?

Vox CornPopuli!