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Straight Line of the Day (Part 1 of 2): If a Man Frequently Uses These 8 Phrases, He Probably Isn’t a Very Good Person: …
If a man frequently uses these 8 phrases, he probably isn’t a very good person
geediting.com | 8/29/24 | Lachlan Brown
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Since we are back. Updates.
Finally. Let us hope this fix last for a long time.
So with the disruption we are off stride and will need to get back on pace.
Schedule.
Tuesdays will see the return of the Caption This! posts.
Wednesdays will see continuation of the Bond Girlathon where we left off.
Thursdays. By a scant margin of 3 votes out of 271 cast we will see the continuation of the Cartoons and Memes feature.
Fridays. Friday Classic Funny will be back and hopefuly there will be the return of “What’s Walrus Building?” which is finally a thing again.
Saturdays. Cartoon and Memes galore will be back.
Sundays. Go to church man.
Mondays. Babesleaga will resume where we left off.
So that brings you all up to date. Hopefully all they casual users and voters will refind us and we can get back to normal.
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Straight Line of the Day: What Would Make a Good New Frat or Sorority Initiation Rite?
Friday Night Open Thread: Damn AutoGorrect!
All Right — Who Left This Here?
Straight Line of the Day: What’s Going On at the Paris Auto Show?
From swimming cars to rectangular steering wheels, here’s what’s going on at the Paris auto show
CNBC | October 16, 2024 | Sam MeredithKey Points
* Auto giants have descended on the Paris Motor Show to showcase their latest concepts and production models.
* The biennial trade show, which opened on Monday and runs through to Sunday, comes as Europe’s carmakers contend with some hard truths on the road to full electrification.
* Peugeot said the rectangular shape of its Hypersquare steering wheel, which resembles a video game controller, will be in production from 2026.
NSA Releases Scan of Oppo Sitting Uncomfortably in Hushed Movie Theater
Not Really Bear News
I’m the first one to gloat and post any time a bear attacks humans, but in this case it appears it was a lesser form of life — a maniac who perhaps wanted it blamed on bears.
A 911 caller reported his friend was killed by a bear in his tent. It was actually a brutal homicide.
CBS News | October 17, 2024 | Stephen SmithAuthorities in Montana say a 911 caller discovered his friend dead in a tent in what appeared to have been a fatal bear attack — but officials soon discovered the camper was actually the victim of a brutal murder.
Dustin Kjersem, 35, was found dead in his tent on Saturday morning along Moose Creek Road north of Big Sky, Montana, Gallatin County Sheriff Dan Springer said at news conference Wednesday. A friend who was supposed to have met Kjersem went searching for him when he didn’t show up as scheduled on Friday.
The friend ultimately discovered Kjersem’s body in a tent at a makeshift campsite and called 911, telling responders the death appeared to have been caused by a bear attack, the sheriff’s office said.
An agent with the Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks agency who visited the site, however, found no signs of bear activity, and investigators said they soon found evidence of a “vicious attack,” which is being investigated as a homicide.
Kjersem, who was last seen on Thursday afternoon, sustained “multiple chop wounds,” including to his skull, an autopsy showed.
Pro Tip: if you want it to look like a bear attack, use bear claws, rather than leave “chop wounds.”

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Straight Line of the Day: What Would an International NFL Championship Look Like?
Roger Goodell Drops a Bombshell: Super Bowl could go international, and fans are losing it
Marca | 12/10/2024Goodell’s radical proposals have fans wondering what happens next.
Hold onto your helmets — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell just shook the football world with jaw-dropping news! During a fan forum in London, Goodell hinted at what could be the most radical change to the league’s history: the first-ever Super Bowl outside the U.S. That’s right-America’s biggest sports spectacle might go global.
Goodell had previously dismissed the idea of moving the Super Bowl overseas. But this time, the commish changed his tune, saying, “Things change.” The shift is part of a bold strategy to expand the NFL’s international footprint, including up to 16 overseas games annually and even floating the idea of an 18-game regular season.
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Unpaid Content
I was melodiously reading this guy’s article, when it occurred to me that while he sounds like something I might read on IMAO and he is getting paid for it, you guys aren’t. (Neither are Walrus and me.) Doesn’t seem fair.
The Wrath of Kam
PowerLine | October 17, 2024 | Scott JohnsonKamala Harris sat for an interview by Bret Baier for Special Report on Fox News yesterday. … Baier was, well, loaded for bear. I thought he did an excellent job within the time allowed. I have just a few thoughts and observations.
This was Harris’s first interview on Fox News. I take it that her appearance in this venue is a sign that her campaign is not going altogether swimmingly.
The interview was something of a calculated risk. Harris’s handlers have heretofore kept her from close encounters of the Fox News kind. They know she can’t defend her record or espouse the views that she has advocated over the years in the course of her career, as in her 2020 presidential campaign.
How did it go? I don’t think she’ll be returning to Fox News any time soon. Harris arrived late to the interview and her handlers sought to shut it down early. When Harris raised her voice and showed anger at Baier, I thought I would not want to be the staffer who urged her to do this interview. One could feel the wrath of Kam.
Good pun, but not IMAO good. You guys should unionize. Or at least get better agents.
If it weren’t for the opportunity to post photos of Ginger and MaryAnn, I’d go on strike myself.





