“Good morning Miss Welch. Nice sweater.”
“It keeps me warm.”
“I know something that would be even better.”
“What would that be?”
“Me.”
Winners
This week.
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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 10/15/2025 : New Matches for 10/22/2025
Hi guys, new feature, we will be labeling the top 16 Girls position in the overall standings. Just some more info for your enjoyment.
Results for 10/15/2025
| Maud Adams | No Preference | Kristina Wayborn |
|---|---|---|
| 152 | 3 | 40 |
| Tina Hudson | No Preference | Carmen du Sautoy |
|---|---|---|
| 192 | 1 | 11 |
New Matches for 10/22/2025
Match 1
Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs (9) Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Francoise Therry | 1 – 4 – 0 | 200 – 7 – 729 |
Actress: Francoise Therry Nationality: French Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (9) Tanya Roberts | 4 – 1 – 0 | 731 – 3 – 501 |
Actress: Tanya Roberts Nationality: American Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.
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Match 2
Grace Jones (May Day) vs (1) Barcbara Bach (Anya Amasova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Grace Jones | 0 – 5 – 0 | 91 – 25 – 968 |
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| Actress: | Grace Jones |
|---|---|
| Nationality: | Jamaican |
| Bond Movie: | A View To a Kill (1985) |
Synopsis:
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.[/quote]
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (1) Barbara Bach | 5 – 0 – 0 | 1059 – 4 – 152 |
Actress: Barbara Bach Nationality: American Bond Movie: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) Synopsis:
Anya Amasova, code name ‘Triple X’, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.
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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 4 : Catherine Deneuve vs Julie Newmar
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Catherine Deneuve vs Julie Newmar
Catherine Deneuve (1-2-0 Pts. 135 Avg. 45.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 53-61
- Week 2 Defeated Virginia Madsen 55-49
- Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 27-79
VS
Julie Newmar (2-1-0 Pts. 149 Avg. 49.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 22-80
- Week 2 Defeated Joan Collins 65-34
- Week 3 Defeated Bernadette Peters 62-52
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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 4 : Ann-Margaret vs Donna Douglas
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Ann-Margaret vs Donna Douglas
Ann-Margaret (3-0-0 Pts. 237 Avg. 79.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Julie Newmar 80-22
- Week 2 Defeated Jayne Mansfield 78-29
- Week 3 Defeated Catherine Deneuve 79-27
VS
Donna Douglas (2-1-0 Pts. 176 Avg. 58.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Virginia Madsen 63-50
- Week 2 Defeated Bernadette Peters 59-46
- Week 3 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 54-59
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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 4 : Virginia Madsen vs Bernadette Peters
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Virginia Madsen vs Bernadette Peters
Virginia Madsen (1-2-0 Pts. 156 Avg. 52.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Donna Douglas 50-63
- Week 2 Lost to Catherine Deneuve 49-55
- Week 3 Defeated Joan Collins 57-49
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Bernadette Peters (1-2-0 Pts. 172 Avg. 57.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Joan Collins 74-32
- Week 2 Lost to Donna Douglas 46-59
- Week 3 Lost to Julie Newmar 52-62
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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 4 : Joan Collins vs Jayne Mansfield
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Joan Collins vs Jayne Mansfield
Joan Collins (0-3-0 Pts. 104 Avg. 34.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Bernadette Peters 32-74
- Week 2 Lost to Julie Newmar 34-65
- Week 3 Lost to Virginia Madsen 49-57
VS
Jayne Mansfield (2-1-0 Pts. 149 Avg. 49.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Catherine Deneuve 61-53
- Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-78
- Week 3 Defeated Donna Douglas 59-54
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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 3 : Results and Standings
We make the turn and are heading for the finish.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ann-Margaret | 3 – 0 – 0 | 237 | 79.00 | 76 | 79.00 – 19.00 |
| Donna Douglas | 2 – 1 – 0 | 176 | 58.67 | 155 | 58.67 – 51.67 |
| Julie Newmar | 2 – 1 – 0 | 149 | 49.67 | 166 | 49.67 – 55.33 |
| Jayne Mansfield | 2 – 1 – 0 | 149 | 49.67 | 185 | 49.67 – 61.67 |
| Bernadette Peters | 1 – 2 – 0 | 172 | 57.33 | 153 | 57.33 – 51.00 |
| Virginia Madsen | 1 – 2 – 0 | 156 | 52.00 | 167 | 52.00 – 55.67 |
| Catherine Deneuve | 1 – 2 – 0 | 135 | 45.00 | 189 | 45.00 – 63.00 |
| Joan Collins | 0 – 3 – 0 | 104 | 34.67 | 196 | 34.67 – 65.33 |
Week 4
- 10:00 am Joan Collins vs Jayne Mansfield
- 2:00 pm Virginia Madsen vs Bernadette Peters
- 6:00 pm Ann-Margaret vs Donna DOuglas
- 8:00 pm Catherine Deneuve vs Julie Newmar
Saturday Night Hootenanny
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Straight Line of the Day: Wait — Is This a Problem, or an Opportunity?
Cyprus has a cat problem: One feline for every resident
AP | October 14, 2025The island of cats has a cat problem.
Officials in Cyprus, the small island nation in the eastern corner of the Mediterranean, estimate there is roughly one feral cat for every one of its 1 million inhabitants — though activists contend the actual population is hundreds of thousands higher.
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