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Straight Line of the Day: Things That’ll Make You Say “Never Again”…
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 10/10/2025 : New Matches for 10/17/2025
Bernie sez to say hello to everyone for him as I guest host this week.
Results
| Famke Janssen | No Preference | Claudine Auger |
|---|---|---|
| 150 | 2 | 95 |
| Luciana Paluzzi | No Preference | Serena Gordon |
|---|---|---|
| 121 | 4 | 67 |
New Matches for 10/17/2025
Match 1
Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Molly Peters | 2 – 1 – 0 | 423 – 2 – 336 |
Actress: Molly Peters Nationality: English Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Michelle Yeoh | 1 – 2 – 0 | 179 – 5 – 402 |
Actress: Michelle Yeoh Nationality: Malaysian Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.
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Match 2
Maryse Guy Mitsuoko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maryse Guy Mitsuoko | 1 – 2 – 0 | 253 – 1- – 396 |
Actress: Maryse Guy Mitsouko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”
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| Teri Hatcher | 3 – 0 – 0 | 611 – 1 – 141 |
Actress: Teri Hatcher Nationality: American Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.
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It’s Always One of the Three
At the Very Least, She Could Pour a Glass of Champagne and Pour Forth Her Intention To Move to Canada
Straight Line of the Day: Dangers of Dating Conservative Men: …
Abbie Chatfield issues stark warning to women who date Trump supporters: ‘Dangerous’
Daily Mail | 6/8/25 | Marta Jary, Showbusiness Night Editor, AustraliaAbbie Chatfield has warned women against dating men who support US president Donald Trump.
The former Bachelor star, 29, tells this week’s issue of Stellar Magazine that she feels conservative men are ‘dangerous’.
If you don’t trust the advice of a Showbusiness Night Editor from Australia and a Bachelor star, whose advice DO you trust?
I Knew You Had To Be Sick To Receive Medicaid; I Just Never Asked What Kind of Sick
Cartoons and Memes
Straight Line of the Day: Why Would You Go Into Detroit Unarmed?
Welcome to IMAO! Science Stuff: Looks My Investment Went Poof
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 10/1/2025 : New matches for 10/15/2025
Kind of back to normal but it looks like a purchase of an excel subscription will probably have to be taken out. Damn you Microsoft.
Results for 10/1/2025
| Madelaine Smith | No Preference | Angela Scoular |
|---|---|---|
| 175 | 0 | 12 |
| Britt Ekland | No Preference | Cassandra Harris |
|---|---|---|
| 173 | 2 | 10 |
Matches for 10/15/2025
Match 1
Maud Adams (Andrea Adams, Octopussy) vs Kristina Wayborn (Magda)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maud Adams | 3 – 2 – 0 | 683 – 6 – 447 |
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kristina Wayborn | 2 – 3 – 0 | 509 – 4 – 479 |
Actress: Kristina Wayborn Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Magda was the right-hand woman of Octopussy, and assisted her smuggling partner Kamal Khan on many occasions throughout the film. After attending an auction in which Bond stole a Fabegé egg, Magda was sent to sleep with Bond so that she could steal it back. After Octopussy found out that Khan tried to kill her, her cult of girls, Magda included, storm Khan’s palace.
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Match 2
Tina Hudson (Bianca) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tina Hudson | 3 – 2 – 0 | 698 – 9 – 421 |
Actress: Tina Hudson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Bianca was an MI6 agent assisting Bond in Latin America. She helped Bond disguise himself as Colonel Toro so that he could infiltrate a military base and plant an explosive on a Cuban spy plane. When the mission went awry and Bianca saw Bond being taken away as a prisoner in an army jeep, she went into action. She drove alongside the jeep, and flirted with Bond’s captors, showing off her legs to distract them while Bond pulled their parachute cords.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 1 – 4 – 0 | 257 – 20 – 761 |
Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.
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Straight Line of the Day: Ideas To Make IMAO More Up-To-Date, In Step With the Modern World
- Take hostages, then release them. Repeat.
- Require Digital ID to view any page — or to press any key on your keyboard — or to turn on or off your computer, because Digital IDs are tight.
- Require captchas to view any captcha. Endless loop!
- AI. Lots of AI. In fact, too much AI. Like oregano. A little goes a long way.
- Bitcoin. Lots of Bitcoin. For the virtual vending machines.
- Replace Oppo with Appo. Might save money and do something.
- ???
- Profit!
- Judge intern applicants on their accomplishments (just kidding).
- Get liberal Bionic Woman to stop teaching kids about the “Gulf of Mexico.”
- Start teaching the Bionic Woman about Long Circuits.
- Do not submerge Bionic Woman in water. (Does this apply to any fluid? Unclear.)
- She may be bipolar; she’s on lithium (heh).
- Cease using the following technology to post weekly Hootenanny to those within earshot:
- As Trump shows, avoid earshot.
- Eliminating turntables will give interns who were hired as “subtle lifters” more free time.
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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 3 : Jayne Mansfield vs Donna Douglas
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Jayne Mansfield vs Donna Douglas
Jayne Mansfield (1-1-0 Pts. 90 Avg. 45.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Catherine Deneuve 61-53
- Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-78
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Donna Douglas (2-0-0 Pts. 122 Avg. 61.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Virginia Madsen 63-50
- Week 2 Defeated Bernadette Peters 59-46
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