IMAO Condensed: Daily Kos

Posted by Frank J. on October 28, 2008 at 8:51 am

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16 Responses to “IMAO Condensed: Daily Kos”

1. seanmahair says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 9:13 am

   I LOVE THIS BLOG.

   Thank You, Frank, Basil, Sarah, Harvey and even Cadet et al. Once the indoctrination and re-education begins I might not have time to let you know.

   Thanks to all the commenters, even the trolls. They are entertaining, witty, hysterical and educational. Sometimes the worst example ( i.e. the one above) teach the best lessons.

2. Gasgwar says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 9:22 am

   I imagine that cage would smell like madness and poo

3. Corona says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 9:24 am

   (rips off Markos’ rubber face) “She’s a man, baby!”

4. Socrates H. Muhammed says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 9:55 am

   What about the poo flinging? You neglected to mention anything at all about poo flinging, which is the only good reason to watch a monkey in a cage.

5. Jimmy says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am

   Anytime I see Markos on TV, I imagine a 12″ cast iron skillet becoming intimate with his face. Blam!

6. Kent says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 10:29 am

   Imagine dozens of monkeys in a single mother crack whore monkey’s basement. Imagine that cage hanging from a chain above that basement. Imagine the crack whore spawn considering the poo falling from that cage and noise coming from that cage to be sacred. Imagine that those monkeys have no idea that the basement door is unlocked, and wouldn’t care if they did find out.

7. PaleoMedic says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 10:37 am

   He’s saying, “And I think I need to remind you, Chris, that my diaper is full to the brim with monkey poo, and I lack the opposable thumbs to remedy the situation.”

8. The Spotted Owl says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am

   Monkeys are interesting and entertaining creatures, particularly when agitated or teased. What The Owl cannot understand is how anyone could possibly think humanity evolved from the above.

9. hansen says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 11:31 am

   LOL!! The mental image - and the picture of him combined is just too much when drinking my morning coffee - spewed right out with laughter. He even looks like a monkey - great post - Thank You for my needed morning laugh!

10. Herpules says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    In addition to Markos’ strong simian resemblance, the sight of his unpunched monkeyface always sets off my gaydar. Anybody else?

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

11. Jimmy says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    “Gaydar”

    LOL.

12. Kent says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Wait, Gaydar? With this guy?

    The bowl on the head and follow the line haircut? The crappy 1970’s suit? OK, granted, you got he politics and attitude right, but still.

    I think your gaydar plays “Dueling Banjos” when something like this comes close.

13. ILoveMyFreedoms says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Comparing this douche-bag to monkeys is truly an insult to our primate bro’s. Can we expect an apology?

14. Jimmy says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    I tried to write “faggot direction finder” (FDF) earlier and it wouldn’t post. Maybe there’s a unit that combines BS detection, gaydar and liberal Democrat alert (like NOAA weather alert). It just comes on and starts yelling at you if anything is detected.

15. John says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 7:05 am

    You called him a monkey! RACIST!!! Oh wait… he’s white…

    …nevermind…

16. RogerCfromSD says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Continuing on with the metaphor:

    Imagine the head monkey smearing the bars with his own poo while parading around on heels and presenting like a mandrill.

    Actually, don’t. That image is too disturbing.

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