A Long Four Years

So not only was Obama’s gift to Gordon Brown thoughtless, it’s also useless because the DVDs he gave him are the wrong encoding and won’t play on a UK DVD player. And he went on Jay Leno’s show last night and made fun of the disabled. We’re we supposed to have a smart president now surrounded by smart people? Man, we’re not even done with the first one hundred days yet; what’s the chance of him lasting until 2012 without accidentally launching nuclear missiles or setting the White House on fire? And if God forbid something happens to Obama like him getting his tongue stuck in the DVD drive of his computer and is unable to do his job, it’s Biden who would be taking over. He’s go to a foreign summit and come back with everyone declaring war on us. After him, the next in line is Pelosi.

Hunker down people; it’s only going to get worse before it gets better. Find your favorite canned food and stock up on it. Do the same for ammo. I don’t know how bad Obama is going to screw up, but hopefully there will still be some sort of breathable atmosphere in four years. If so, we can eventually pull through this.

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  1. To be fair to Obama giving Gordon a crappy set of DVDs is just about the right expression of contempt toward this useless Prime Minister than we Brits will have to endure for another year.

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  2. Seriously? Seriously? Come on Frank. Do you really think Obama would burn down the White House ACCIDENTALLY? I would highly doubt it would be accidental.

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  3. Heeeyyy.. wait a minute. Isn’t the White House racist? Should it be burnt down because it is racist? Shouldn’t *forbidden* boy be allowed to demonstrate the air his ears will move by putting out the flames with them? Isn’t calling biden stupid and pelousy a “c” a bit redundant? And what happens to the poor rescuers that free *forbidden* boy’s tounge from the DVD player? Do they contract the disease of leftism? And what becomes of the poor bucket salesman?

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  4. The very first thing I said when the UK reported on the diplomacy failure was, “Sheesh. Well I at least hope they had the proper region code.”

    Good thing we’ve got the most tech-savvy White House in world history.

    Brown may be a hopeless mope, but I don’t care if Mr. Bean is PM – we’ve been made to look like diplomatic dopes.

    I’m wondering if the exchange involved the quote:

    “Here’s your crappy gift. It doesn’t work in England. Can I have it?”

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  5. Yeah I don’t think every other country on Earth will declare war on us as that would be doing us a favor. I get the feeling ACDC’s Highway to Hell is going to become the themesong of his Administration and by the end of four years every Libertarian and Republican will be in Jail.

    Oh well it was, fun while it lasted see ya’ll at the funeral for America.

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  6. #4 said: Brown may be a hopeless mope, but I don’t care if Mr. Bean is PM – we’ve been made to look like diplomatic dopes.

    But is only europe so who really cares. What are they gonna do, whine at us? Its not like there are any real men there.

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  7. So, is IMAO “survival headquarters,” Frank? Can I buy some canned food here? And ammo? I don’t want to go outside. The world is full of Obama teleprompter repeater units (see AoSHQ) – people whose heads have been replaced by a mass-produced LCD panels full of liberal talking points. Like zombies, they scare the crap out of me and make me want to own an A-12.

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  8. The DVD gaffe is understandable. There are no regionemesess in Chicago. My worry is when bHo the Brain mistakes that all important red button for oval office room service. It IS hard to see through a bucket, and rthe button says “launch”, not “lunch”. An understandable mistake.

    Oh dear Lord, we are up the creek without a paddle, or canoe.

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  9. Really, wasn’t the fact that Obama allowed him to bask in the greatness of his presence for a brief few moments the REAL gift? How could one ever repay such generosity from The One.

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  10. So British Prime Minister Brown and mccain were talking when thrgan grinder brought over his charge and then mccain says:…

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  11. Is it 2012 yet? Is Obama vetoed out of office yet ? Nope it it’s only day 59 and he’s spent this counrty into it’s doom………..

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  12. I had bumper stickers printed up if anyone is interested. They read, DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED RIGHT. The word right is printed in red.
    I spent four LONG years in the U.S.Marines but THIS four years looks like it’s going to make that seem like a weekend at the Ritz!
    In the words of “Doogie Howser” ..”buckle your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy f–king ride!”

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  13. “tongue caught in the DVD drive…”

    Now how am I supposed to get THAT image out of my head for the rest of the day…!

    Canned goods, huh? Tuna is nice.

    thinking…thinking…how to defend my stash from maurading civil youth corps volunteers who storm my house demanding that I “spread the tuna around…”

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  14. Don’t worry. The DVD thing was an assistant having a bad day. The obamessiah is a genius at technology as well as finance, and he will do the correct things when he restructures the health care system, the FDA, the military, the EPA, NASA…

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  15. Geez. The line of succession is worse than that all the way down:

    1.Vice President Joe Biden
    2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi
    3 President pro tempore of the Senate Robert Byrd
    4 Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
    5 Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
    6 Secretary of Defense Robert Gates
    7 Attorney General Eric Holder

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  16. Srsly? Dear Leader — a Harvard grad — gave DVDs to a world leader? I buy DVDs at the Walmart discount bin.

    I think PM Brown should sell the DVDs on Ebay, then give the proceeds to Rush, or maybe Heritage Foundation. Or the Palin 2012 campaign.

    Or he could just re-gift them; another appropriate response to a crappy gift.

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