Hide the Cheney
Some people in the GOP are urging Cheney to go back into hiding, probably to preserve the secrecy of the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad. They know that the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad is our last and only hope and must be preserved at all costs and hidden from Obama’s anti-dinosaur agenda. When Obama’s screw ups inevitably cause the collapse of society, won’t we be happy to see the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad riding in on their dinosaurs to restore order? Then Dick Cheney will declare himself king and we’ll have constant entertainment in his newly constructed Thunderdome. And it will be morning in America once again.
(20 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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March 24th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Is this the same organization or a different one from the Vice Presidential Action Rangers?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Yes the Dick Cheney thunderdome would be a great sources of amusment. All the socialist, pot smoking hippy, pinko commie, moonbat retard obots getting eaten one at a time by the awsome, poweful, fully loaded Dick Cheney dinosaurs. Can’t wait…….
March 24th, 2009 at 10:27 am
I’d really like to get a breakdown of the makeup of the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad (DCAS). Like what percentage are Ninjas, dinosaur riders, and the like. I’d love to see how my unique set of skills would fit in with the DCAS and how I could serve my country in that fashion. I’ve always figured my job would be the perfect cover for something, I just never knew what.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:43 am
It’s a pretty cool organization, but you have to work your way up to riding the tyrannosaurus. I’m on this little duck-billed vegetarian thing now; it’s the sort of dinosaur that they’d have in San Francisco or Massachusetts.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I heart Cheney
March 24th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I like Dick.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Jimmy! Are you trying to tell us something or are you just makin’ fun of me?
March 24th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Total accident, Pammy! Notice the time stamps… simultaneous comments.
Hey, great minds think alike. Call me; let’s do lunch.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I love that the Republican Party is trying to reinvent themselves on the heels of being beaten in the recent elections. What is absolutely hilarious is that they still remain clueless about WHY they lost, and are reinventing themselves as the very limp-wristed politicos that got soundly thumped, but with the volume turned up to 11. My party left me years before I finally left it. I think the DCAS needs to open RINO season with no bag limit for his hunters.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
OK Jimmy..you’re excused! We’ll do cyber lunch, K?
March 24th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Oh, come on, can’t we get… beyond Thunderdome?
March 24th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Desert,
I changed my political affiliation to Independent several years ago, when I finally got sick of being associated with Arlen Spector, John McCain, Lindsay Graham, and the other “good ol’ boy” democrats registered as Republians, who genuinely believe that their job is to compromise in every battle, and abandon every principle in hopes of some kind words from the New York Times.
As we speak, the ball’s not even being slow-pitched here, it’s sitting on a batting-T waiting for an elected Republican to hit it out of the park with conservative principles. They should be trampling each other to be the first to grand slam this thing, yet the clueless elected Republicans are doing their best to ignore that there’s even a ball to hit. When they were in charge they let the dems run things, now that they’re the minority they’re even more pathetic.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Is it me or does the title “hide the Cheney” sound a little dirty? Sorry if I offend the great wise and powerful Cheney, it just the title makes me giggle a weee bit everytime I read it.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
What Son of Bob said.