They Make it Too Easy
The Democrats unveiled their fancy new logo today:
Didn’t take long for me to figure out what it looked like:
Just needs a new slogan to go with it.
“Crap that splatters”, maybe?
Feel free to chime in with your suggestions.
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September 15th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
“Just hit flush, and we’ll go away”
September 15th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
D for Down the Drain.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
D is for Dump the Doodoo.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
“We’re full of cr@p”?
September 15th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Good heavens, these people are morons.
September 15th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Flush twice – it’s a long way to the unemployment office.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
“Envision Your Future”
September 15th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
An American Movement.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:44 pm
Welcome to the future of the Democratic Party–we’re in the sh*tter!
September 15th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
The inner Frued in me would say that the Democrats’ much ballyhooed new logo symbolizes the Democrat candidates’ worst fears, they (D) are trapped inside “O”bama. I am sure that is definitely the case with a certain Governor of West Virginia.
September 15th, 2010 at 11:59 pm
* “Look! Al Gore’s poetry career.”
* “Look! It’s realistic science under our watch.”
* “Look! There goes Virginia Tech’s football season!”
* “Look! There goes Boise State’s strength of schedule.” Sorry, Frank.
* “Look! There goes funding for the DoD.”
* “Look! There goes our chances this fall.”
September 16th, 2010 at 12:25 am
we’re hot sh*t !
September 16th, 2010 at 12:26 am
Democrats: Leaving a stain
As we go down the drain.
September 16th, 2010 at 12:47 am
Knock at the door
Who is it?
Its the Democrats give us your children to indoctrinate and your money to spend.
September 16th, 2010 at 12:52 am
Let’s close the lid on them November 2nd.
September 16th, 2010 at 12:57 am
I have to say, I really like Harvey’s version of the democrat logo.
The 3D effect really makes it stand out, and you can really feel the hopelessness as you envision where the democrats want to take this country…
September 16th, 2010 at 2:07 am
Democrats and toilets need to be flushed out frequently…and for the same reason.
September 16th, 2010 at 5:44 am
The slogan should be “Defecating Your Family’s Future, one Bill at a time”
September 16th, 2010 at 7:22 am
Democrats new slogan : See that symbol? We now own the copyright on Dumbassery.
September 16th, 2010 at 7:44 am
I think the logo is perfect. We are Democrats and we are Zeros! I guess what we are trying to tell you is that we are losers! We fell for O which also stands for Zero and now we are all O’s or Zeros! Losers every one of us! It took a long time to come up with this slick logo so please respect our Zeroness…
September 16th, 2010 at 8:04 am
One thing someone noted a while back is that after the election, Obama’s logo and variations of it went on a lot of white house and party web sites. This took the place of the American flag, etc.
Replacing the logo of the government, party, etc with the logo of ONE MAN?
Well, I’m not sure if it’s ego, control, or what, but calling him Dear Leader is becoming less sarcastic.
I still can’t forgive them for doing it when he was first elected and somewhat popular, but the fact that they’d do this now that the majority oppose him – how tone deaf an echo chamber can they become?
The toilet image is classic. Someone needs to hack their web sites and replace the image.
September 16th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Bend over Amerikkka
Democraps, we give a s**t
Life is like a s**t sandwich, the more bread you have, the less s**t you gotta eat.
September 16th, 2010 at 8:29 am
“Democrats – Managing Your Government; Managing Your Taxes”
“Democrat vision for America”
“Follow the Democrat brand”
September 16th, 2010 at 8:42 am
GRRRRRRRRR GRRRR GRRRRRR
PLOP
Thank you, please drive through.
September 16th, 2010 at 9:00 am
What did Vice President Joe Bidet have to say about it?
September 16th, 2010 at 9:01 am
OD with us.
I like the idea that the D is completely encompassed by the big O. Perfect metaphor.
September 16th, 2010 at 9:14 am
Democrats! We wipe with the LEFT hand!
September 16th, 2010 at 9:27 am
* Democrats. Looking to the future!
* Democraps! Slip slidin’ away!
* Democrats! Forming
amoreperfectUnions!September 16th, 2010 at 9:30 am
* Democrats! Changing what matters into crap!
September 16th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Here’s a redesign of their logo based on Harvey’s insight:
New Democrat Logo
September 16th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Democrats: Flushed with success.
September 16th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Throw up your hands and shout Hallelujah Obama and then just throw up.
September 16th, 2010 at 10:16 am
That is the most perfect fitting toilet BTW
I still think this is a step up from where they get their usual ideas.
September 16th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Let me be uhhhh clear. We uhhhh got your free health care right here.
September 16th, 2010 at 11:03 am
[...] the Democrats hyped some big announcement to get their base energized, and all it was was a new logo. I thought they were finally going to do something about how much they suck, but I guess that was [...]
September 16th, 2010 at 11:25 am
OMG! These are sooo funny!
yep, we’re gonna need a BIG toilet brush & lot of bleach to clean out this mess on Nov. 2
September 16th, 2010 at 11:29 am
Harvey, This is your finest work ever…..we are not worthy.
September 16th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Democraps gets my vote.
September 16th, 2010 at 11:40 am
I just read Franks post about this. The logo needs to be redesigned to include a minus sign after the D and the last tag line to: Extra Credit Matters.
September 16th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Russ – Remember Democrats only wipe with one square of toilet paper so they also have smelly butts!
September 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
“A movement from the bowels of America”
September 16th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Their slogan is actually pretty accurate. Things that “matter” aren’t necessarily good. For example, if someone fires you, being fired and losing your job “matters”. Losing your entire investment portfolio as the stock market crashes “matters”. If we lose troops in Afghanistan because of idiotic politically correct rules of engagement, it certainly “matters”. So, yes, their asinine “change” certainly “matters”.
September 16th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
So they are happy that they are one step above “Epic Fail” – well I think they deserve a trophy just for showing up, standing out in right-field picking their butts and chasing butterflies. good for them.
September 16th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
[...] Logo On September 16th, 2010, in Politics, by NephewSam Harvey at IMAO figured out what the new logo looks like. Check it [...]
September 16th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Democrats
Want your life in tatters
September 16th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
USSJimmyCarter -
I was trying to do a subtle double entendre with the “left” hand comment:
1. Dims are leftys
2. Muslims wipe with their left hand
But as a submariner, I suspect you know a lot about TP conservation:)
Thanks for your service!
Russ
September 16th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Utilizing Harvey’s excellent source images and what I believe was the thread winner…
http://tinyurl.com/245mnu8
September 16th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
[...] forsooth! Okay, I need to put this one in the sidebar, I think. Comments (3) Trackbacks (0) Leave a comment Trackback Comments appear [...]
September 16th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
So now that you’ve established what the new symbol looks just like, it needs a name. I suggest “democrapper”. Any other ideas?
September 16th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Mancuso? Did you go to Idaho State around 79….a baller?
September 16th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Please spray before you leave.
September 16th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Ace-o-lanche! Way to go, Harvey!
September 16th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
In November the Tea Party is going to give the rest of the country a courtesy flush.
September 16th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Vote democrat Americans. We wouldn’t s**t you. You are our favorite turds.
September 16th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Face it, you need us…
Not to be seen with us…
But you do need us.
September 16th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
1. D’oh!
2. Vote democrat. We wouldn’t sh*t you, America. You’re our favorite turds!
3. Democrats=Royal Flush
4. Taking no crap from the peons.
5. How ’bout a swhirly?
September 16th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
The Party of “D’Oh!”
September 16th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
When you want to go Down the Drain, you put it in D
September 16th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Democrats: Flushing our country’s future away!
September 16th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
“Democrats – We’re wiping the smile off of America – One square at a time.”
September 16th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
What is that…a piggy bank??
September 16th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Drop them like a deuce November 2nd.
September 16th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
All it needs is an “H” and it would be perfect.
September 16th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
“…and away go troubles down the drain…” H/t to Roto Router
September 16th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
“D” For Down the rabbit hole.
September 16th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
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September 16th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Supremely hilarious Harvey!
In November: FURSHGLURK! GLOOGLOOGLOOGLE!
/Don Martin
September 16th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Don’t let the lid hit you on the way down!
September 16th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
That better be a low-flow toilet! Or I call duh D’s
September 16th, 2010 at 10:02 pm
now that’s some funny crap….
September 16th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
This wins the Internetz today!
September 16th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Flushed with pride!
September 16th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Hilarious post on this over at HillBuzz … which is where I read about this site ….
Tim Kaine announces the REAL new Democrat logo
http://hillbuzz.org/2010/09/16/breaking-tim-kaine-announces-the-real-new-democrat-logo/
September 16th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
How long do you think it will take for the Dems to have an epiphany and get an even newer logo we can make fun of?
September 16th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
That’s stellar! So much fun w/ this crap logo!
September 16th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
I have it on good authority that after the elections, their new logo will involve holding their hand against their forehead. with their thumb and index finger forming the letter “L”
September 17th, 2010 at 12:24 am
Democrats: Guess Where All Your Money Went?
Democrats: Who Says Washington is a Sewer? Oh, Right.
September 17th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Actually, the original New Logo is perfect as it stands if you know the symbology.
Regards,
Ric
September 17th, 2010 at 1:21 am
The new logo is a D… inside a hole.
Clearly, the message is that Democrats would prefer to be called D-holes from now on.
September 17th, 2010 at 1:31 am
I thought I was looking at a new Kosher symbol.
September 17th, 2010 at 2:30 am
[...] all that fancy at all. In fact, it seems downright bland if you ask me! But, seein’ as how our very own Harvey noticed a certain similarity ‘tween their “fancy” new logo and Sir Thomas Crapper’s great contribution [...]
September 17th, 2010 at 7:08 am
Election ’10 – Things work out in the end.
DEMS! We go through your money like crap through a goose. Or a herd of sheep.
Obama has a handle on it.
Flush with victory leave ya feeling empty inside?
Obamazumas revenge on America has come to pass.
September 17th, 2010 at 9:46 am
Even more so than the old Lucent Technologies logo .. the red toilet seat
September 17th, 2010 at 9:58 am
And remember when Pajamas Media briefly flirted with the flushed-toilet logo of “Open Source Media”?:
http://www.life.com/image/56185600
At least they had the brains to scrap the notion after the toilet jokes started flying.
September 17th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Democrats: Leaving skid marks in their haste to get distance themselves from Obama and his policies.
September 17th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
The Republican logo should be changed to a can of Lysol.
September 17th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
[...] give someone enough time to think about the absolutely droll logo, and you get this [...]
September 17th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
[...] over at IMAO has figured out how the Dems came up with this design. ‘Democrrats: Flushing [...]
September 17th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
“Democraps: Flushing America’s Future”, or “Democraps: Just Flush on Nov. 2nd”.
September 17th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
[...] be on the top of a freshman term paper with the words “See Me” scribbled above it (or something a bit closer to home) and a slogan recycled from the last Presidential election.Ace is less than enthused about the [...]
September 17th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Democrats Unveil New Logo…
Pretty lame really… If I were grading them I’d probably give them a… D? The simplicity really does lend itself to mutilation though, and of course I already have a template prepared. I’m taking requests… feel free to post your……
September 17th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
“Change That Splatters” LMAO! I had to make that a fully realized image, and it turned out pretty cool. Stop by anc take a look:
http://woody.typepad.com/my_weblog/2010/09/democrats-unveil-new-logo.html
September 18th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Democrats, we leave skidmarks.
September 19th, 2010 at 6:14 am
Democraps!
September 19th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
D Baggers!
September 19th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
DON”T FLUSH ME BRO
September 20th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
not enough fiber…
September 24th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
There are some great ones above . . . here are mine:
Democrats: We’re behind you all the way!
Democrats: Going green by first going brown & down!
Democrats: Let’s “wipe” the slate clean!
Democrats: We’ll really bend ya over!
Democrats: We got your backside!
Democrats: Change & flush you can believe in.
Democrats: We work so well, we’re endorsed by Joe the Plumber.
September 27th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Place your tax payment here …
Place your future here …
October 5th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
I like them Dems they are funny, They do tend to talk to much though.