They Make it Too Easy

Posted on September 15, 2010 10:15 pm

The Democrats unveiled their fancy new logo today:

Didn’t take long for me to figure out what it looked like:

Just needs a new slogan to go with it.

“Crap that splatters”, maybe?

Feel free to chime in with your suggestions.

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100 Responses to “They Make it Too Easy”

  1. Carolyn says:

    “Just hit flush, and we’ll go away”

  2. Chip says:

    D for Down the Drain.

  3. storm1911 says:

    D is for Dump the Doodoo.

  4. Bratgirl says:

    “We’re full of cr@p”?

  5. MarkoMancuso says:

    Good heavens, these people are morons.

  6. The Watcher says:

    Flush twice – it’s a long way to the unemployment office.

  7. Obamaaintmymama says:

    “Envision Your Future”

  8. C Herod says:

    An American Movement.

  9. Caroline says:

    Welcome to the future of the Democratic Party–we’re in the sh*tter!

  10. Charles Bolen says:

    The inner Frued in me would say that the Democrats’ much ballyhooed new logo symbolizes the Democrat candidates’ worst fears, they (D) are trapped inside “O”bama. I am sure that is definitely the case with a certain Governor of West Virginia.

  11. MarkoMancuso says:

    * “Look! Al Gore’s poetry career.”
    * “Look! It’s realistic science under our watch.”
    * “Look! There goes Virginia Tech’s football season!”
    * “Look! There goes Boise State’s strength of schedule.” Sorry, Frank.
    * “Look! There goes funding for the DoD.”
    * “Look! There goes our chances this fall.”

  12. el polacko says:

    we’re hot sh*t !

  13. 4of7 says:

    Democrats: Leaving a stain
    As we go down the drain.

  14. shiggz says:

    Knock at the door

    Who is it?

    Its the Democrats give us your children to indoctrinate and your money to spend.

  15. Terry_Jim says:

    Let’s close the lid on them November 2nd.

  16. Bob in Feenicks says:

    I have to say, I really like Harvey’s version of the democrat logo.
    The 3D effect really makes it stand out, and you can really feel the hopelessness as you envision where the democrats want to take this country…

  17. Bob in Feenicks says:

    Democrats and toilets need to be flushed out frequently…and for the same reason.

  18. Mongo says:

    The slogan should be “Defecating Your Family’s Future, one Bill at a time”

  19. Dohtimes says:

    Democrats new slogan : See that symbol? We now own the copyright on Dumbassery.

  20. ussjimmycarter says:

    I think the logo is perfect. We are Democrats and we are Zeros! I guess what we are trying to tell you is that we are losers! We fell for O which also stands for Zero and now we are all O’s or Zeros! Losers every one of us! It took a long time to come up with this slick logo so please respect our Zeroness…

  21. Kent says:

    One thing someone noted a while back is that after the election, Obama’s logo and variations of it went on a lot of white house and party web sites. This took the place of the American flag, etc.
    Replacing the logo of the government, party, etc with the logo of ONE MAN?
    Well, I’m not sure if it’s ego, control, or what, but calling him Dear Leader is becoming less sarcastic.
    I still can’t forgive them for doing it when he was first elected and somewhat popular, but the fact that they’d do this now that the majority oppose him – how tone deaf an echo chamber can they become?

    The toilet image is classic. Someone needs to hack their web sites and replace the image.

  22. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Bend over Amerikkka
    Democraps, we give a s**t

    Life is like a s**t sandwich, the more bread you have, the less s**t you gotta eat.

  23. ss396 says:

    “Democrats – Managing Your Government; Managing Your Taxes”

    “Democrat vision for America”

    “Follow the Democrat brand”

  24. Burmashave says:

    GRRRRRRRRR GRRRR GRRRRRR

    PLOP

    Thank you, please drive through.

  25. andycanuck says:

    What did Vice President Joe Bidet have to say about it?

  26. Corona says:

    OD with us.

    I like the idea that the D is completely encompassed by the big O. Perfect metaphor.

  27. Russ says:

    Democrats! We wipe with the LEFT hand!

  28. FormerHostage says:

    * Democrats. Looking to the future!

    * Democraps! Slip slidin’ away!

    * Democrats! Forming a more perfect Unions!

  29. FormerHostage says:

    * Democrats! Changing what matters into crap!

  30. Russ says:

    Here’s a redesign of their logo based on Harvey’s insight:
    New Democrat Logo

  31. Harvey says:

    Democrats: Flushed with success.

  32. Dohtimes says:

    Throw up your hands and shout Hallelujah Obama and then just throw up.

  33. shiggz says:

    That is the most perfect fitting toilet BTW

    I still think this is a step up from where they get their usual ideas.

  34. Dohtimes says:

    Let me be uhhhh clear. We uhhhh got your free health care right here.

  35. IMAO » Blog Archive » D Is Democrat, and That’s Not Good Enough for Anyone links:

    […] the Democrats hyped some big announcement to get their base energized, and all it was was a new logo. I thought they were finally going to do something about how much they suck, but I guess that was […]

  36. RonCee says:

    OMG! These are sooo funny!

    yep, we’re gonna need a BIG toilet brush & lot of bleach to clean out this mess on Nov. 2

  37. Deafdog says:

    Harvey, This is your finest work ever…..we are not worthy.

  38. Jimmy says:

    Democraps gets my vote.

  39. FormerHostage says:

    I just read Franks post about this. The logo needs to be redesigned to include a minus sign after the D and the last tag line to: Extra Credit Matters.

  40. ussjimmycarter says:

    Russ – Remember Democrats only wipe with one square of toilet paper so they also have smelly butts!

  41. fooMaster says:

    “A movement from the bowels of America”

  42. Son of Bob says:

    Their slogan is actually pretty accurate. Things that “matter” aren’t necessarily good. For example, if someone fires you, being fired and losing your job “matters”. Losing your entire investment portfolio as the stock market crashes “matters”. If we lose troops in Afghanistan because of idiotic politically correct rules of engagement, it certainly “matters”. So, yes, their asinine “change” certainly “matters”.

  43. Bantha_Fodder says:

    So they are happy that they are one step above “Epic Fail” – well I think they deserve a trophy just for showing up, standing out in right-field picking their butts and chasing butterflies. good for them.

  44. New Democratic Party Logo links:

    […] Logo On September 16th, 2010, in Politics, by NephewSam Harvey at IMAO figured out what the new logo looks like. Check it […]

  45. saveacountryeatalib says:

    Democrats
    Want your life in tatters

  46. Russ says:

    USSJimmyCarter –

    I was trying to do a subtle double entendre with the “left” hand comment:

    1. Dims are leftys
    2. Muslims wipe with their left hand

    But as a submariner, I suspect you know a lot about TP conservation:)

    Thanks for your service!

    Russ

  47. Festive Protrudence says:

    Utilizing Harvey’s excellent source images and what I believe was the thread winner…

    http://tinyurl.com/245mnu8

  48. Cold Fury » It still looks like a target to me links:

    […] forsooth! Okay, I need to put this one in the sidebar, I think. Comments (3) Trackbacks (0) Leave a comment Trackback Comments appear […]

  49. EnemyoftheState says:

    So now that you’ve established what the new symbol looks just like, it needs a name. I suggest “democrapper”. Any other ideas?

  50. Frankenstein Government says:

    Mancuso? Did you go to Idaho State around 79….a baller?

  51. baldilocks says:

    Please spray before you leave.

  52. Mr. Right says:

    Ace-o-lanche! Way to go, Harvey!

  53. Crusty says:

    In November the Tea Party is going to give the rest of the country a courtesy flush.

  54. smerik says:

    Vote democrat Americans. We wouldn’t s**t you. You are our favorite turds.

  55. Haiku Guy says:

    Face it, you need us…
    Not to be seen with us…
    But you do need us.

  56. smerik says:

    1. D’oh!

    2. Vote democrat. We wouldn’t sh*t you, America. You’re our favorite turds!

    3. Democrats=Royal Flush

    4. Taking no crap from the peons.

    5. How ’bout a swhirly?

  57. Rocky says:

    The Party of “D’Oh!”

  58. Darwin says:

    When you want to go Down the Drain, you put it in D

  59. Mr. Right says:

    Democrats: Flushing our country’s future away!

  60. Yobobbyb says:

    “Democrats – We’re wiping the smile off of America – One square at a time.”

  61. Poljax says:

    What is that…a piggy bank??

  62. KevinVegas says:

    Drop them like a deuce November 2nd.

  63. mueller says:

    All it needs is an “H” and it would be perfect.

  64. dejapa says:

    “…and away go troubles down the drain…” H/t to Roto Router

  65. DanStlMo says:

    “D” For Down the rabbit hole.

  66. IMAO » Blog Archive » They Make it Too Easy | Pierre Legrand's Pink Flamingo Bar links:

    […] IMAO » Blog Archive » They Make it Too Easy […]

  67. Kris says:

    Supremely hilarious Harvey!

    In November: FURSHGLURK! GLOOGLOOGLOOGLE!

    /Don Martin

  68. Dakota says:

    Don’t let the lid hit you on the way down!

  69. Teal Lavender says:

    That better be a low-flow toilet! Or I call duh D’s

  70. J2 says:

    now that’s some funny crap….

  71. TheGrayBeard says:

    This wins the Internetz today!

  72. Wakefield Tolbert says:

    Flushed with pride!

  73. BookWorm 2 says:

    Hilarious post on this over at HillBuzz … which is where I read about this site ….

    Tim Kaine announces the REAL new Democrat logo

    http://hillbuzz.org/2010/09/16/breaking-tim-kaine-announces-the-real-new-democrat-logo/

  74. Jewel says:

    How long do you think it will take for the Dems to have an epiphany and get an even newer logo we can make fun of?

  75. Bunni says:

    That’s stellar! So much fun w/ this crap logo!

  76. Darwin says:

    I have it on good authority that after the elections, their new logo will involve holding their hand against their forehead. with their thumb and index finger forming the letter “L”

  77. Jimmie says:

    Democrats: Guess Where All Your Money Went?
    Democrats: Who Says Washington is a Sewer? Oh, Right.

  78. Ric Locke says:

    Actually, the original New Logo is perfect as it stands if you know the symbology.

    Regards,
    Ric

  79. VekTor says:

    The new logo is a D… inside a hole.

    Clearly, the message is that Democrats would prefer to be called D-holes from now on.

  80. Phil says:

    I thought I was looking at a new Kosher symbol.

  81. IMAO » Blog Archive » Brandin’ ‘Em Like Cattle links:

    […] all that fancy at all. In fact, it seems downright bland if you ask me! But, seein’ as how our very own Harvey noticed a certain similarity ‘tween their “fancy” new logo and Sir Thomas Crapper’s great contribution […]

  82. Dohtimes says:

    Election ’10 – Things work out in the end.

    DEMS! We go through your money like crap through a goose. Or a herd of sheep.

    Obama has a handle on it.

    Flush with victory leave ya feeling empty inside?

    Obamazumas revenge on America has come to pass.

  83. Neo says:

    Even more so than the old Lucent Technologies logo .. the red toilet seat

  84. Harvey says:

    And remember when Pajamas Media briefly flirted with the flushed-toilet logo of “Open Source Media”?:

    http://www.life.com/image/56185600

    At least they had the brains to scrap the notion after the toilet jokes started flying.

  85. t6gadget says:

    Democrats: Leaving skid marks in their haste to get distance themselves from Obama and his policies.

  86. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    The Republican logo should be changed to a can of Lysol.

  87. New, enviro-friendly, flushable Democrat logo! « Wading Across links:

    […] give someone enough time to think about the absolutely droll logo, and you get this […]

  88. Democrat Rebranding Effort « Pachyderms and Jackasses links:

    […] over at IMAO has figured out how the Dems came up with this design.  ‘Democrrats: Flushing […]

  89. politihack says:

    “Democraps: Flushing America’s Future”, or “Democraps: Just Flush on Nov. 2nd”.

  90. Nothing Excites Quite Like a Shiny New Logo links:

    […] be on the top of a freshman term paper with the words “See Me” scribbled above it (or something a bit closer to home) and a slogan recycled from the last Presidential election.Ace is less than enthused about the […]

  91. Woody's Place links:

    Democrats Unveil New Logo…

    Pretty lame really… If I were grading them I’d probably give them a… D? The simplicity really does lend itself to mutilation though, and of course I already have a template prepared. I’m taking requests… feel free to post your……

  92. Woody says:

    “Change That Splatters” LMAO! I had to make that a fully realized image, and it turned out pretty cool. Stop by anc take a look:

    http://woody.typepad.com/my_weblog/2010/09/democrats-unveil-new-logo.html

  93. martha says:

    Democrats, we leave skidmarks.

  94. Irnee says:

    Democraps!

  95. Daryl says:

    D Baggers!

  96. Danny White says:

    DON”T FLUSH ME BRO

  97. Jones says:

    not enough fiber…

  98. RockThisTown says:

    There are some great ones above . . . here are mine:

    Democrats: We’re behind you all the way!
    Democrats: Going green by first going brown & down!
    Democrats: Let’s “wipe” the slate clean!
    Democrats: We’ll really bend ya over!
    Democrats: We got your backside!
    Democrats: Change & flush you can believe in.
    Democrats: We work so well, we’re endorsed by Joe the Plumber.

  99. Ritchie The Riveter says:

    Place your tax payment here …

    Place your future here …

  100. ewokjordan says:

    I like them Dems they are funny, They do tend to talk to much though.

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