He got a combo discount deal at the plastic surgeon! He got hairplugs, teeth whitening, a perverted sense of humor, and the brain of a squirrel — all for one low low price.
…are the best example of the benefits of redistribution Joe can think of, and he thinks of little else but his teeth. Well that and why he hears an echo when his dentist says “My, that’s one big cavity you have there”.
… with their glow so bright will be guiding Santa’s sleigh tonight. Rudolph is now on government assistance and in lieu of carrots for reindeer children the world over will instead leave Joe’s teeth some humble pie in hopes it will help temper the rest of his mouth.
…. are actually enjoying the 2nd round of ’15 minutes of fame’. The first round came when they were used as the models for those teeth with feet you can wind up and let chatter endlessly around your table.
…they’re not just for Halloween anymore!
.. just detected the first signals from extraterrestrials.
…retract automatically.
…can pick-up transmissions on the 2-meter band.
…have been known to pop-out when he raises his voice.
. . . is the only part of his head that’s not wooden.
. . . unlike Obama’s, is not dog-stained.
…were showing. His intelligence was not.
…fold back, that’s how he got the VP gig.
…used to come with a head of hair. And vice versa.
…are straight, white, and not fake. Three things Barack Obama hates!
…once made a TV commercial without him.
…gleam so brightly, Felix Baumgartner used them as a visual target during his jump.
….once had its own zip code in Deleware.
…seem to have a mind of their own – and it’s not Joe Biden’s.
…have never been chemically whitened. They are actually sun-bleached due to the fact that Joe never shuts his mouth.
… Are more competent than their owner
… Are each registered to vote in 12 states
… Are recipients of stimulus money
… Once got into a fight with Richard Petty’s teeth
… Wander the streets of DC at night terrorizing hookers and small children
… Requested a debate with Romney’s hair
…. glow green in black light
… are as real as the rest of him and his ticket
He got a combo discount deal at the plastic surgeon! He got hairplugs, teeth whitening, a perverted sense of humor, and the brain of a squirrel — all for one low low price.
…are whiter than white (RACIST!)
…passed more lies in that debate than Harry Reid’s out-gassing at a church picnic.
are a sieve for lies.
…are composed of “LED’s” – Lie-Emitting Diodes.
…are the real life “Pinchers of Peril,” but only to the truth.
…look like he stuck a pack of Chiclets in his jaw right before the debate–
Are sponsored by Chiclets, the official gum of the DNC.
Come from the used car salsman line of accessories and also enable the wearer to talk out of both sides of his mouth
Swing open like saloon doors to make them easier to lie through.
…are the best example of the benefits of redistribution Joe can think of, and he thinks of little else but his teeth. Well that and why he hears an echo when his dentist says “My, that’s one big cavity you have there”.
…need to be punched!
. . . are like stars: they come out at night.
. . . glow a bright magenta on those rare occasions when Joe speaks the truth.
. . . bite the taxpayers’ hands that feed him.
…are great, it is the horse’s ass attached to them that is the problem.
…are whitened daily, in a manner similar to using bleach while doing laundry. The similarity? Only one load at a time.
…were plagiarized from Jimmy Carter’s teeth.
… futilely struggle against the white caps keeping them down.
…are actually the roots of his plugs!
…have a special coating that keeps excriment from sticking to them as it comes out of Biden’s mouth.
are an example of what happens when you you listen to that 1 out of five dentists that don’t recommend chewing Trident.
have been stuck in that idiotic grin ever since he visited that San Francisco bath house.
Jimmy says:
October 15th, 2012 at 1:37 pm
…are composed of “LED’s” – Lie-Emitting Diodes.
~~~~~Bacon to you, sir!
Joe Biden’s teeth….
… with their glow so bright will be guiding Santa’s sleigh tonight. Rudolph is now on government assistance and in lieu of carrots for reindeer children the world over will instead leave Joe’s teeth some humble pie in hopes it will help temper the rest of his mouth.
… work with a garage door opener.
…. are actually enjoying the 2nd round of ’15 minutes of fame’. The first round came when they were used as the models for those teeth with feet you can wind up and let chatter endlessly around your table.
Bacon to Jimmy on #14
are dangerous for a man with foot-in-mouth disease.
…were last seen in a diner in Kalamazoo, MI with Elvis.
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