Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s Immediate Reaction to Hurricane Sandy…

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President Obama’s immediate reaction to Hurricane Sandy…

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  1. …Great. Now my wife will go crazy about the nutritional values in the soup kitchens.

    …We should use the leftover money from my latest week-long, government funded golfing trip to fund more emergency groups. Then lets use the leftover money from that to go golfing.

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  2. …. was to blame Bush for it

    … was to jet off to Las Vegas

    … was to rush off to the U.N. to apologize for America’s climate policy and the offensive video about Islam that led to Hurricane Sandy

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  3. President Obama’s immediate reaction to Hurricane Sandy… was the same reaction he had when asked by SEALs if they could kill Bin Laden and to cries for help in from former SEALs in Benghazi… He took a nap.

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  4. …was “Oh great! A chance for the people to love me again! Wait. Why WEREN’T they loving me? Hmm. Honey, I bought some new clubs. You know, I could use a waffle right now. BO, get off the damn couch! Rahm, call Hillary and tell her to @#$%-off…”

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  5. “…gee, I wonder if that fat Republican can introduce me to J-Woww and Snookie, maybe they’ll make me an honorary guido and I can have Appletinis with them and check out their plush toys…ohboyohboyohboy!” [claps hands with girlish glee]

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  6. …was to ask if Sandy had been caught with those missing Benghazi documents.

    …signed an Executive Order barring Moochelle and Christie from riding Marine One together.

    …was to check the battery backup for Teleprompter One.

    …he had Hillary blame it on a Right Wind Conspiricy.

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  7. …was to let the answering machine pick-up (Hey! 3 am is EARLY!)

    …was to ask Joe if he’d ever been hang-gliding.

    …was to wonder how it would affect fundraising…so…just another day.

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  8. He rubbed his magic lamp. The genie informed him that since he only had one wish left he could only help the worst areas in either New York or New Jersey. “New York and New Jersey are the only really bad areas needing federal aid,” Obama asked. “Yes,” said the Genie. “In that case,’ said Obama, “I just wish for a coke.”

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  9. to attempt to redistribute some of its power to a weaker storm.

    to call it racist.

    to invite it to a beer summit.

    to use borderline harsh words describing sanctions he may consider imposing should the storm not cut it out.

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  10. Jets off to a Florida fund raiser. Honest!

    Realizes that might not look good (that optic thing), so he delivers some pizzas and flies back to DC, so the media can report on him as acting very “Presidential”.
    (By the way, who pays for that Florida trip? Domino’s?)

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