…he gathered his Cardinals together for a pep talk, proclaiming, “Let’s win one for the Gipper!” One of the Cardinals then asked, “You mean, Jesus?” The Pope replied, “No! Reagan!”
…he was asked if he thought he was going to heaven. “I don’t know,” said the Pope, “It’s up to The One,” he continued. “You mean Obama?” asked the person. “No, God, you dumb America-obsessed Obama worshiper!”
. . . the New York Times blamed it on the Tea Party.
. . . Kim Jong-un claimed that he was the Pope of North Korea.
. . . Biden started preparing “Pope and Change” posters for his 2016 campaign.
1) He went out and got a front license plate that exclaims “Let Me tell you about All My Children”
[By the way it’s going on a really tits-looking Alfa-Romeo]
2) “Oktoberfest, here I come…..”
3) No Lent this year, steak every day.
4) Anyone spouting ‘little boy’ jokes gets a beat-down……..
5) Finally,…. a little privacy.
Obama got ready to take over the Vatican. Unfortunately for him his Muslim advisors found out and made him milk the goat all night long. (get you minds out of the gutter, I wrote milk the goat and I meant milk the goat …….Geesh)
Ronco redistributed the Pope Ill Pocket Fisherman
Let’s get the obvious one out of the way…
… Suzi Parker reveals that Sarah Palin in line to become next Pope.
The Cardinals paraded around doing, “pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem” (THWACK)
…he scheduled a trip to Disney World.
…John McCain’s campaign team blamed the Pope for costing McCain the presidential election.
… he started to fall all over the place. He was no longer infallible.
… he tore out the eighteenth book from the Old Testament, shouting “take the Job and shove it!”
…Sinead O’Connor released her new hit cover tune of “Hit the Road Jack”
A lot of people looked over at Obama with that “anyone else wanna resign while we’re on a roll?” look.
Biden made a ‘John 3:16’ sign to hold up at the SOTU address.
…Obama said the new Pope deserved the Nobel Peace Prize.
… the dalai lama did a victory dance.
…..he wanted to google ‘alzheimers’ but couldnt find his assistant Paolo…who was in jail again. =(
… they discovered there was no such thing as a Vice Pope, so the job went to the SPQR of the House.
…proclaimed that the Vatican would have to take up smoking again.
…emptied out his ‘bucket list’ and shipped it to the arrogant Obama.
…declared that he was sick and tired of being a papist.
… he got a bumper sticker: “Retirees are Papal Too”
…Michelle wanted his hat since it would go well with her boob belt.
…Iran’s navy claimed victory in the Holy See.
… he went on Social Secularity.
…the Vatican put Obama on standby for their Choom Room for when they needed to signal the selection of a new Pope.
… he can only give has-beenedictions
.. he said, “Te Deum a free man.”
… he applied to be a check-out cleric at Wal-Mart.
…he gathered his Cardinals together for a pep talk, proclaiming, “Let’s win one for the Gipper!” One of the Cardinals then asked, “You mean, Jesus?” The Pope replied, “No! Reagan!”
…Obama announced that he would become pope by executive order. Because you can totaly do that to a foreign power.
…he took on his new job as head coach for the 49er’s
…he got a gig as a color commentator for CBS Sports.
…he converted the Pope-mobile into an RV and headed to Phoenix.
…he walked out across a lake, stuck his umbrella down in the water to see how deep it was, then continued walking out onto the lake.
…he got a Notre Dame tat and opened a burger joint just off campus.
…he mooned in the direction of Mecca.
…the Pope un-resigned long enough to excommunicate Oppo. 🙂
…all of the Cardinals started using PEDs.
…since he’s already “sort of a God,” Obama did a recess appointment for the next pope…
…the NFL dropped their copyright lawsuit for the use of XVI.
…Nancy Pelosi said we don’t have a Pope problem, we have a can’t tax the Pope problem.
…he was asked if he thought he was going to heaven. “I don’t know,” said the Pope, “It’s up to The One,” he continued. “You mean Obama?” asked the person. “No, God, you dumb America-obsessed Obama worshiper!”
…Biden started getting fitted for robes and funny hats. He’s next in line, right?
Everyone at IMAO hoped that Obama would take the hint and resign as well!
…he’ll be able to wear tracksuits and velcro sneakers like every other 85 year old.
… Obama invited him to go skeet shooting.
. . . the New York Times blamed it on the Tea Party.
. . . Kim Jong-un claimed that he was the Pope of North Korea.
. . . Biden started preparing “Pope and Change” posters for his 2016 campaign.
…God will stop returning his phone calls.
…Obama reformed his Jobs Council because he could finally see the prospect of a real job being filled somewhere.
@32: “all of the Cardinals started using PEDs” – Dohtimes
You trying to get me double-secret excommunicated, by setting up a PED-ophile joke?
1) He went out and got a front license plate that exclaims “Let Me tell you about All My Children”
[By the way it’s going on a really tits-looking Alfa-Romeo]
2) “Oktoberfest, here I come…..”
3) No Lent this year, steak every day.
4) Anyone spouting ‘little boy’ jokes gets a beat-down……..
5) Finally,…. a little privacy.
@Rodney Dill #3: That’s Jesu with a capital “J,” you godless pagan. Thanks for the hint on what to do for Lent this year, though. THWACK.
David Burge (Iowahawk):
. . . he is headed for an “around the world” Victory Tour as soon as he borrows Danny Thomas’ ring.
He is going to start a BLOG: How to quit while your ahead
. . . he moved to the U. S. and became overseer of Notre Dame’s football coaches.
Obama got ready to take over the Vatican. Unfortunately for him his Muslim advisors found out and made him milk the goat all night long. (get you minds out of the gutter, I wrote milk the goat and I meant milk the goat …….Geesh)
…he became the next Dread Pirate Roberts.
…he headed to the nearest bar to try out his new pickup line. “I was the Vicarius Christi, but I gave it all up for you…”
…he got new vanity plates…EX-POPE
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