Straight Line of the Day: After the Pope’s Resignation…

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After the Pope’s resignation…

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  1. Let’s get the obvious one out of the way…

    … Suzi Parker reveals that Sarah Palin in line to become next Pope.

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  2. …Michelle wanted his hat since it would go well with her boob belt.

    …Iran’s navy claimed victory in the Holy See.

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  3. …he gathered his Cardinals together for a pep talk, proclaiming, “Let’s win one for the Gipper!” One of the Cardinals then asked, “You mean, Jesus?” The Pope replied, “No! Reagan!”

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  4. …Obama announced that he would become pope by executive order. Because you can totaly do that to a foreign power.

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  5. …he got a gig as a color commentator for CBS Sports.

    …he converted the Pope-mobile into an RV and headed to Phoenix.

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  6. …the Pope un-resigned long enough to excommunicate Oppo. 🙂

    …all of the Cardinals started using PEDs.

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  7. …the NFL dropped their copyright lawsuit for the use of XVI.

    …Nancy Pelosi said we don’t have a Pope problem, we have a can’t tax the Pope problem.

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  8. …he was asked if he thought he was going to heaven. “I don’t know,” said the Pope, “It’s up to The One,” he continued. “You mean Obama?” asked the person. “No, God, you dumb America-obsessed Obama worshiper!”

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  9. . . . the New York Times blamed it on the Tea Party.
    . . . Kim Jong-un claimed that he was the Pope of North Korea.
    . . . Biden started preparing “Pope and Change” posters for his 2016 campaign.

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  10. …Obama reformed his Jobs Council because he could finally see the prospect of a real job being filled somewhere.

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  11. @32: “all of the Cardinals started using PEDs” – Dohtimes
    You trying to get me double-secret excommunicated, by setting up a PED-ophile joke?

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  12. 1) He went out and got a front license plate that exclaims “Let Me tell you about All My Children”
    [By the way it’s going on a really tits-looking Alfa-Romeo]
    2) “Oktoberfest, here I come…..”
    3) No Lent this year, steak every day.
    4) Anyone spouting ‘little boy’ jokes gets a beat-down……..
    5) Finally,…. a little privacy.

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  13. @Rodney Dill #3: That’s Jesu with a capital “J,” you godless pagan. Thanks for the hint on what to do for Lent this year, though. THWACK.

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  14. Obama got ready to take over the Vatican. Unfortunately for him his Muslim advisors found out and made him milk the goat all night long. (get you minds out of the gutter, I wrote milk the goat and I meant milk the goat …….Geesh)

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  15. …he headed to the nearest bar to try out his new pickup line. “I was the Vicarius Christi, but I gave it all up for you…”

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