Straight Line of the Day: After the Pope’s Resignation…

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After the Pope’s resignation…

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  1. …he gathered his Cardinals together for a pep talk, proclaiming, “Let’s win one for the Gipper!” One of the Cardinals then asked, “You mean, Jesus?” The Pope replied, “No! Reagan!”

  2. …he was asked if he thought he was going to heaven. “I don’t know,” said the Pope, “It’s up to The One,” he continued. “You mean Obama?” asked the person. “No, God, you dumb America-obsessed Obama worshiper!”

  3. . . . the New York Times blamed it on the Tea Party.
    . . . Kim Jong-un claimed that he was the Pope of North Korea.
    . . . Biden started preparing “Pope and Change” posters for his 2016 campaign.

  4. 1) He went out and got a front license plate that exclaims “Let Me tell you about All My Children”
    [By the way it’s going on a really tits-looking Alfa-Romeo]
    2) “Oktoberfest, here I come…..”
    3) No Lent this year, steak every day.
    4) Anyone spouting ‘little boy’ jokes gets a beat-down……..
    5) Finally,…. a little privacy.

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