Bacon Soda!
[High Praise! to Call Me Stormy]
It’s liquid, carbonated, a little sweet, and tastes like bacon! Forget those fruity sodas. We bring you a meat soda: Bacon Soda! And you’re thinking, “That’s just pure madness!” But no, it’s really not. It’s genius. Genius, we tell ya! Pure mad genius! Ah hahaha! Whoa… did we just see a flash of lightening? Odd…
It’s around $36 to get a 6-pack shipped to you, but the important thing is: you can get it shipped to you.
UPDATE: As Scott mentions in the comments, the reviews are not good for this product.
The other two bacon sodas listed at Amazon have no reviews, but I found independent reviews for Jones and Meat Maniac, both of which are described as tasting more like the imitation bacon-bits you find at low-rent salad bars than actual bacon.
Guess bacon soda is just one of those ideas that only SOUNDS good.
Vaguely related, I’ve tried bacon-flavored vodka. I enjoy both of these tastes individually, but they just don’t work together.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
March 6th, 2013 at 2:17 pm
The reviews… They’re not… they’re not good…
March 6th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Drink one with a salad and it becomes a B.L.T….Michelle would like it because we would all eat more salads!
March 6th, 2013 at 2:36 pm
Are there little crunchy bacon bits in it?
I need my crunch.
March 6th, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Can tuna soda be far behind?
oh, please, oh, please…
March 6th, 2013 at 2:44 pm
DamnCat, you can’t fit can tuna in a bottle.
March 6th, 2013 at 3:59 pm
If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it! Bacon comes in delicious, meaty, fatty strips and can be enjoyed as a main dish or as a chewy, crunchy enhancement to many other foods. But don’t mess with the form!
March 6th, 2013 at 4:24 pm
I’ll have a 6-pork
March 6th, 2013 at 4:47 pm
It’s definitely a porcine of the times for beer afficionados. But it will get you sowsed.
Try a Guinness Extra Snout.
Unless you’re afraid of getting pot-bellied.
March 6th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
– Oh, wait: it’s just soda? Yuck.
Too soooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
March 6th, 2013 at 5:00 pm
Oppo, it would have to be served by a ‘Soda Jerk.’
March 6th, 2013 at 7:14 pm
@10 Jimmy gets carbonated bacon for the subtlety of soda “jerk”!!!
March 6th, 2013 at 7:30 pm
Ok, let’s go, Oppo. I’m buying.
March 7th, 2013 at 2:05 am
Vaguely related, I’ve tried bacon-flavored vodka
The taste if that stuff still haunts my memories to this day.
If anyone ever says to you “let’s try bacon flavored vodka”, just punch them in the face.
March 7th, 2013 at 8:58 am
I Present Primus, and their 1993 album, Pork Soda.
http://www.amazon.com/Pork-Soda-Primus/dp/B000001Y5P