The Titanic of the blue state might have crashed, and yep, the Europeans (bless their hearts) are floating atop the grand piano and acting all superior.
But we are Americans, fergadssake. The grand piano isn’t good enough, and those d*mn bureaucrats provided too few lifeboats.
Which is why, in the time left, a few of us are building a paddle boat out of the deck chairs, the bandstand, the chimney stack and the dining room chandelier.
Come on and lend a hand, or at least get out of the way.
We’re Americans. We’ll survive this. And what’s more, we’ll do it big and splashy. American style.
Rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated.