Due to popular demand (three people so far) I now have a hate mail category. It’s expansion will be dependent on people hating me and e-mailing me so that I can respond to their jabbering in a witty and dismissive manner. If you have any ideas for new categories, please tell me.
Also, please comment on the interview I posted today. I plan on making it a regular Friday feature as Friday is when I usually have the worst writers block and I already have a million ideas for interviews. I’m working on getting a one on one with Condoleezza Rice for next week.
You know what always amazes me about hatemail? It’s the idea that these morons believe its going to change anything. “You know what…his cactus/anal threats made me realize that he IS right! America is the devil! I must take down my posters of scantily clad women and replace them with Michael Moore in a thong! I must become an unwashed hippie who vomits on the streets of San Francisco to protest wars!” Friggin morons. Personally, I think people who take the time to send out hate mail were probably beaten up by homeless people with syphillis when they were kids.
Excellent new section. The interview thing will be pretty cool too. How about a section devoted just to hating France and Canada. Also, you are without a doubt the funniest blog around and I assume fairly popular, so why no Paypal donate button?
I get my share of hate-mail too.
“If everyone likes you, you must be doing something wrong.”
It doesn’t even phase me anymore – I either don’t even respond or simply respond with a ty for thank you. It kind of sends the message that I don’t have the time to right out the actual words.
Andrew,
I thought about the PayPal thing. Do people really just give you money for no reason?
Frank,
Your lack of understanding about our capitalist system (we give you money for talents, eg. your ungodly ability with hilarity) sincerely makes me doubt whether your conservatism is a product merely of your bloodlust.
Wait a minute… 😉
I just don’t understand the motivation to give me money. It’s not like I’ll threaten to stop writing if you don’t pay me like Bill Quick has (if Bill Quick actually reads my site, I’m just kidding!)
Not to worry, it sounds to me like a case of Rummy strikes back….On second thought, maybe you SHOULD worry…..
But wait! Having a dedicated section for hate mail means you have first dibs on the martyr’s crown as well as Rummy’s Luger. It is possible to have it all.:)
I think people give money out of thanks. That would certianly be my motivation. Right now I happen to be in Aghanistan, and have been for severeal months now. I look forward to reading the comical insights you have choosen to share with us on any given day. It’s actually one of the few bright spots in my days, weekend’s suck but that’s okay, just because I dont have a life doesn’t give me the right to expect the same of you. I’m not sure how this all works out, but if I can give back a little bit to the people that help me get through the day than I guess it kind of evens out.
Andrew,
If you’re in Afghanistan, I assume you’re with the military. Thus I’d feel bad about taking money from you.
Im just happy that some one listened to me for a change, YAY!!! hate mail!!!!
You should see some I get. Phew! And the trolls. I’ve had to block over 30 IPs since March.
Just a sign of your greatness.
Good idea on the Paypal! You’ll be surprised when you get money. Cracks me up!
xx