Here’s a random sampling of entries so far to the subtitle contest:

A Monkey-Free Zone since July July 9th, 2002
Hillary’s Favorite Web Site
Yes, we have no bananas.
Frank J: Thwarting Ninjas, Puppy Blenders, and liberals since June 4th, 1979
…inciting the masses
I can see your point, but I still think your full of sh*t
Nuke the moon (and monkeys).
Keeping Tiger-riding Ninja Monkeys at bay since July 9th, 2002

Like I said, that’s just a random sampling. The judges (me) will wait until the deadline Tuesday to pick our (my) favorites. Then it’s up to you people to vote for the next American Idol… I mean IMAO subtitle.
Remember, there will be no second place. Only one subtitle will grace the banner, and only one precious t-shirt will be given out. So keep the entries coming, e-mailing me with the subject “Subtitle”.
Unlike most Saturdays, there will be more blogging tomorrow, including a brand new filthy lie. Now I’m going to drink beer and work on my novel and other intellectual projects.