Apparently the FBI surveillance of Howard Dean continues to today. Look at this excerpt I just got my hands on.
Janurary 7, 2004. Subjects Howard “Howie” Dean and Richard “Skeeter” Robertson are at Dean’s campaign headquarters.
Skeeter: Dude, you like totally have to explain to people why you support civil unions for gays.
Howie: Well, dude, it’s pretty simple actually. I saw this glowing monkey head that screeched at me and then shot me with lasers from its eyes. It then demanded I support gay unions.
Skeeter: …
Howie: What, dude?
Skeeter: I don’t think that explanation going to work, dude. Why don’t just say something like God told you to support it and stuff.
Howie: Whoa! Maybe God is a glowing monkey head!
Skeeter: Maybe, dude, but I wouldn’t like mention that to the press.
Howie: Dude, campaigning is hard… and my back like hurts.
Skeeter: I know: let’s go skiing!
Howie: Righteous!
first comment first comment! lol
I’m completely flabergasted!
A muse just suddenly punched me in the face and I had to write this.
Maybe Dean could say that he is the second coming of Christ. That would get the southern voters excited for sure.
“From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.” -Howard Dean.
Dean deserves a Punch in the Face Award ™ for this comment. What an idiot.
Totally excellent, dude!!!! This was great. Soooooooooo very glad to have you back!
Maybe Dean should try reading the Bible before he bases his political decisions on it. Last I checked God was totally against such a thing.
Oh, and uh… like, my back hurts.
I wish Gore would try to run again or something. anything but Dean. at least Gore vrs. Bush 2 would clear up the issue of who really won.
This is beginning to be one of the funniest running gags on this blog.
High-fricking-larious.
is dean stupid?
Beginning?
Jason:
“is Dean stupid?” is that a rhetorical question?
in der stadt:
who really won? you are kidding, right?
Frank J.:
Dude, if Dean is nominated, this thing could run all year. the possibilities are endless. Very cool! and funny! maybe you really are a genius.
mikey
Hey all, first time poster, long time reader (only got around to joining the RWN commentary a month ago, and I’ve been reading it since May!)
Best wishes from London, and keep up the good work Frank!
It slices! It dices! It keeps monkeys at bay!!! Too bad I can’t use the phrase “as seen on TV” yet for the rapier-sharp wit of Frank J.
at least Gore vrs. Bush 2 would clear up the issue of who really won…Now why didn’t the Dems think of that?…IT IS SO CLEAR! Since Gore was clearly the people’s choice. BaHAHAH HA HA
Wow! I am like totally shocked there is another Susie in the world and she reads my favorite blog! Dude! This must be like a conspiracy or whatever!
Make that 3. I also answer to other names such as Goddess, Cornucopia of Knowledge, etc.
NO FAIR! I was just getting into and In My World groove and then it ended! Of course, this wan’t an IMW, but the Dude Dean stuff feels like it should be. Maybe that muse of yours shoulda punched you in the face a little harder Frank.
Well, Susie(s), you could always purloin the name of a has-been Paraguayan dictator. This one is already take, however. Hey Frnak, is that thing about the monkey true?
loads HK USC and looks worried
It’s an actual FBI surveillance transcript. I can’t say if Dean actually saw it or just imagined it.
It seems Vermont has been tax-stabbin’ Killington Ski Resort so badly that they want to secede from Howieland and join New Hampshire.It would be a great,great idea to let Howie loose on a national scale,donchathink?
Man, why does EVERYONE hate the monkey head on my site???
I just don’t get it…