Extreme Tracker has my unique visitor count over a million. Now it has tracked visitors since August 1st, 2002, but I started blogging on July 9th, 2002, to get the actual number of unqiue visitors I’ve had, take the number from the Extreme Tracker and add seven.
Anyway, my special surprise for passing a million visitors will be detailed sometime tomorrow.

first…oh yeah…first
ooooh ahhhh, second too.
Frank, I just broke 1000. So I know a thousandth of what you are feeling.
Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy! Frank is actually going to give US a surprise…but shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Careful, Frank, you might be treading on McDonalds territory on your number served.
Well….who was the millionth??? Was it me?! Was it me?! Am I going to Disneyland???!!!!
jonag,
Yes, jonag, you are going to Disneyland. Run there now. Now!
eighth!! im # 8!!! o goody!!
Cool, and congratulations, dude!
And to think, I can take credit that you got it all from those 999,995 people who don’t read my blog!
heh
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Frank, I really, really, enjoy the crap out of your work, keep up the good work. I say this kowing full well know my monkeyness will like preclude you from responding with anything less than small arms fire.
preview, then post
So, you’re saying time is folds back on itself?
I think the suprise should be more Nuke The Moon T-Shirts! C’mon Frank! I didnt even find the site until they were sold out!
OOH-RAH!
And congratulations too!
Here’s to the second million, bottoms up!
He started posting…IN THE FUTURE!
Must resist snide remark about date…. must….. resist…. oh congrats btw.
if you go to the Extreme Tracker link you’ll find that the number of unique visitors last month was 96660. anyone else see this as proof of evilness?
frank: congratulations. i am one of those who reads regularly, but posts infrequently. i hope and pray that you keep sharing your great talents with us. thanx, vlad(imir)
p.s. f*** you anyway just for the hell of it.
Now, just send all 1 million people a bill for $5 for being allowed to view your site and you’ll be rich in no time.
Even better, instead of a bill, call it a “tax.” Then go find some nice democrats and tell them that they need to pay this new tax. And carry a shotgun while you’re asking.
WTG Frank! Only 7 hits in your first 3 weeks of blogging? Dude, I got that many the FIRST DAY! Of course, I’ve only gotten about 7 more since then. You’ve given me the inspiration to start again – something else you can take credit for, further fueling your rampant narcissism.
BTW, I checked your extreme tracker log, and thought it was cool that you got 3 hits from Antarctica, and one from the Vatican. New slogan for ya – IMAO: Once read by the Pope!
19th! I’m the 19th poster!~! Woohoo~!
Big deal! Frank sent me to Disneyland!!!