It’s one week until the deadline to enter the IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest. Thanks to all those who have entered so far, but the number is far under what I’m looking for. I expect more from you babes. Anyway, to help out, here are some answers to some common questions.
Q. What is the purpose of the essay?
A. The essay is a way to show your babeness in a non visual form. It should express a hawkish statment and not be longer than 200 words since I have a short attention span. If you’re barely literate, it can be really short and congratulations for reading this far.
Q. What if I’m a pacifcist? Am I then disqualified?
A. If your short statement can convince the judges that the war on terror is wrong, then you can still win. So yes, you are disqualified.
Q. What should the photo be of?
A. That’s to your discression, but no photoshopping. It should show off your modeling skills, and probably be more than just a head shot since the idea is to find a t-shirt model.
Q. I think monkeys are funny. Can I still win?
A. You’ll lose my vote, but that’s only one of nine.
Q. How do the prizes work?
A. You get all the IMAO t-shirts and then will recieve the hundred dollars cash and the hundred dollar ThoseShirts.com shopping spree upon sending back pictures modeling the shirts. If enough people participate, there may be prizes for finalists.
Q. What if few people participate?
A. Then you will embarass me in front of other bloggers, and I’ll put up a “No Girls Allowed” sign on my site. That will teach you babes.
Q. Will being the IMAO T-Shirt Babe lead to and industrous modeling career?
A. Most certainly.
Q. That’s not very many questions for an FAQ. What’s up with that?
A. It’s a simple thing to enter. So do it!
If I already sent an entry with a head shot, can I resend the essay with a different pic?
Not that I would. Just askin’…
Aww, rats! Still not first. Oh well. 🙂
-The Real Conservative Carl
Who says monkeys aren’t funny?
You babes better get your act together.
Oh, and Frank? Are pictures of non-winning babes gonna be available to us non-judges?
No photoshoped babes?
Dang.
I was thinking of photoshoping a picture of Condi Rice wearing a t-shirt.
Oh well.
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What was the topic of the 200 word essay again? My attention deficit is worse than yours Frank J.
You’re probably going to get a lot of last-minute entries, Frank, I wouldn’t worry. At the very least you’ll be getting two last minute Berkeley entries, that much I can promise you. =)
So, are pics of the contestants going to be posted, so we can view them and voice our preferences? You know, so the judges can “hear what the audience has to say” and whatnot.
“A. The essay is a way to show your babeness in a non visual form. It should express a hawkish statment and not be longer than 200 words since I have a short attention span. If you’re barely literate, it can be really short and congratulations for reading this far.”
Frank, you are a macho.
I just thought of something. If one happens to win, how you gonna take pics of yourself modelling any of the IMAO t-shirts.. w/out a digital camera? I don’t own one, so I don’t see much point in entering. Just sayin, is all.
Frank…I will be sending in my picture and essay seperately, if that’s ok.. I need to borrow a digital camera today for the pic..and will do the essay this weekend..
Lydia..Maybe someone you work with or go to school with can let you borrow one for a day or so…? It would be much more fun and competitive if we all enter.. 🙂
you can always take regular pictures and get digital copies to send in
CCinCali,
I hadn’t even thought of that. Just called my boss and he informed me that there are apparently DISPOSABLE digital cameras these days. Don’t know the cost, but it’s an option now.
Hmmm… to enter or not to enter?
you can always take regular pictures and get digital copies to send in
Or I could do that too, I guess. Damn, there go my excuses.
Frank, you can just go ahead and close this contest down, I mean you’ve got your winner already!
/snark
But I haven’t sent in my entry yet, so how can he already have the winner? I’m confused… maybe it’s cuz I’m blonde… =P Oh well, best get to beating hippies and then on to my essay- typical day in Berkeley…
“best get to beating hippies…”
Ah, a fine pastime. I prefer whomping them, but they’re really the same thing. Have fun, Berkely Girl, and turn in that entry cos I need some competition!
😛