Okay, I know a lot of you were waiting for the Nuke the Moon t-shirt to come back, but this is crazy. In the past couple days I’ve sold about as many t-shirts as I did all last month – and last month was nearly a record month for t-shirt sales. The problem, you see, is that each time one of you orders one of my t-shirts, I get an automatic e-mail notification. So, this morning I wake up with big desire to enlarge my penis and heighten my sex life, but I can’t find my usual spam among all the t-shirt orders!
Calm down people! I know you’re all worried (quite legitimately) that if you don’t order soon, you’ll lose your chance again at owning one, but, at this rate, all the shirts will be sold out before they’re even printed. And then poor Doug the t-shirt guy will have to box and ship them all and all that work might kill him! And I somewhat don’t want Doug to die!
So, take the t-shirt ordering down a notch… even if that means you’re going to miss out again.
BTW, SondraK (who is having a competition you should check out) reminded me of something I linked to when the NTM t-shirts first came out – how to use your t-shirt to become a ninja! This can be done with any IMAO t-shirt – but no others.
BTW, Rumsfeld must obviously wear a Nuke the Moon t-shirt under his jacket as you can see from this picture.
(sorry, I forgot to write down which reader sent that in – but you rock!)
Finally, I was thinking, why don’t I just update my NTM essay as my first column submission? Only a fool could refuse printing such genius – and it eve has a Simpsons quote. Jonah Goldberg is going down!
Not as lonely at the top as you were planning?
Hah hah hah hah!
“..take the T-Shirt ordering down a notch..”
Okay, what have you done with the real Frank?
Frank J-
What is wrong with you? We are all buying shirts to make you rich and famous. It has been your wish for so long and now we are making it happen.
Quit your bitchin’.
O.R.
That ninja guy is hilarious!!! Although to be a girl-ninja wouldn’t I need a pink or periwinkle shirt?
sigh Some people just can’t be pleased…
You know you want one too Pam! 😛
You can’t tell me what to do!
Just for that I will order more for the whole family! I’m no puppet!!! You can’t stop me from sending you money!!!!
Nyaaaah!
Useless fact for the day “girl ninja” = Kunoichi. Let’s all say it together. KUNO-ICHI. (very deadly btw.)
Where did the real Frank go, really… bring him back… you want us STOP sending YOU money? hmmmmmm….. well, @ least I can proudly say I already placed my order for a NTM shirt… I shall be immortalized in the Peace Gallery!
Actually, Jonag, I was referring to Frank. 😀
I already know YOU’RE difficult! 😉
Hey, the website with the Rumsfeld picture is one of my hometown radio stations! Let’s here it for Memphis! (even if I am stuck in very drab Ohio for the next 2 weeks until school ends)