I just got back from having lunch with Bill Whittle. Once I recover from that horrible experience, I’ll write more details.
BTW, I’ve fallen behind in this poll. Go vote for me now, unless, rather than cover your back, you want me to empty a magazine in it.
NOW!
UPDATE: Somehow, I think some of this is directed at me. Well, I won’t take this lying down! Sitting in an ergonomically comfortable way, yes – but not lying down!
But where does the Emperor’s vote lay?
You mean magazine. Empty a magazine into somebody’s back…
While some weapons do use clips, none of the ones you have mentioned owning do.
Sorry, but the clip/magazine thing bugs me almost as much as those who say podium when they mean lectern. Or those people who say “ATM machine.” As long as we’re talking about people who need to be shot.
You mean saying automated teller machine machine is wrong? LOL, durrrr
you right behind Kim DuToit… who I must admit, would probably be a good person to cover your back… But I voted for ya Frank.
“Vote for me or I’ll shoot you”???
What are you, a Commie?
Besides, why would anyone share a foxhole with someone who’s afraid of monkeys and ninjas?
I couln’t vote for you. Its easy to be brave in the US, but the Frogman is stuck in France! He’s go to have more balls than Frank, who only has to worry about monkeys.
Fine, I changed it to magazine. I’ve tried to get out of the habit of saying “clip” because I know someone will yell at me – even though the way I used it is acceptable my Websters.
I refuse to vote in a poll that does not have at least one female. Maybe Frank J. could do a sex change?
You have trouble with a dictionary and you want people to trust you to cover their backs?
HA!
This is war. You’re going down, Frank. Not that I have a dog in this fight–nosireee–I’m completely impartial.
Mentioning that I’d hand out free virtual cookies (white or chocolate chips) to anyone who votes for Kim would just be WRONG, so I won’t do that.
Frank, while I’d have you on my ass kicking team, I still had to vote for Kim Du Toit. Not only is he a fine example of a fellow Texan asskicker, but Kim’s RCOB rage would make most arabs shit themselves in terror, which is a definite plus on the battlefield.
You kick ass Frank! and in those kinds of situations you got to keep the sense of humour, so you’re the man for the job!
Okay Frank, I voted for you. Just keep that in mind when you get my picture and 200 word (maximum)essay!
just voted you into the lead!
Everyone must fear Frank J. and almighty powerful influence. Either that or some of us don’t have jobs.
Wait, don’t have a job and vote multiple times? Ack I am a Democrat, I must go shoot something……ahhhh shooting hippies cures all.
Frank,
I think I voted for you. But the ballot was confusing so it’s possible I voted for Pat Buchanan instead. Oops.
Frank, it’ll probably take a while to recover from lunch with Whitler. I still haven’t ;^)
lets see… choice between excellent marksman, gun nut, hunter and vet and frank…. hmm, who wins that in a combat situation?
As my duty as a member of the Frank J. Fan Club, I voted for you. Though I think I’d rather have Kim with me. That Ak-47 is pretty convincing.
hi all. long time reader (well, since the summer), first time (and most likely very infrequent) poster. I signed up for the fanclub but never got any pads. So I voted for Kim.
Maybe Orion can write a program that keeps voting for you when you fall behind in the poll?
Frank I voted for you(As many times as I could) but your now about 300 votes behind King DuToit.
Everyone must go vote for Frank as many times as they’ll let you.
I meant Kim DuToit
It’s too bad you can’t have more than one blogger covering your six, but I still voted for Misha once, Frank twice*, Allah once, Kim Du Toit once, Whittle once, and the Frogman once.
*=When you’re stuck in a foxhole and coming under heavy fire, who better to guard your back than a genius with quite a few guns and a nice, shiny katana (useful for melees and in case ninjas attack)? Besides, the Nuke The Moon T-shirt, as well as being bulletproof, has a host of other superpowers which would definitely prove useful.
Done my best Frank.:
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I’ll have to try more again later.
Okay new server now. Got a cool proggy up and voting for ya…
Voting for Frank J…1260 results so far now. 34 seconds until next vote.
Voting for Frank J…1261 results so far now. 56 seconds until next vote.
who in their right mind wouldn’t want Frank covering their “six”?!?!?!?
I think the Limey wants Frank all over his six.
I voted for Kim! Take that mr monkey-phobia!
Just went there again and voted repeatedly for Frank (as well as Misha and Allah). Not once did that stupid, oblivous piece of coding called a poll figure out what I was doing. Heh, heh, heh…
For IMAO! For the Empire! For Allah!
PS: The poll results have been skewed beyond belief.
PPS: How long will it take before this mess breaks out into a war?
lets go. We’ve gotten Frank closer but we’ve still got a bit of a distance to go and we only have until noon tomorrow.
Get out and Vote.
Sorry, friend, and apologies to the Emperor, too, but if I gotta worry about my six, I want Kim du Toit standing there. He won’t get giddy and waste ammo!
YES! We’re ahead by about 10 votes. For now. So you don’t get lazy and slack off. Keep up the voting.
Well. Looks like the poll closed with Kim winning by 2 percentage points. Frankly (no pun intended), I can think of worse ways to lose than to Kim Du Toit by 2%.