Obviously, about everyone has decrypted the previous message, but, unfortunately I didn’t get the new one done yesterday (I finally got a pool table; sweet!). I’ll have it soon (thanks to Orion’s Wakazachi program), and it should be cool.
First and second rules…
Firstses! I couldn’t get in the club because it’s always full, however. Peace though.
I feel so left out because I haven’t the first clue what your “Secret message” post was about…you may have been speaking Greek. Of French. I knew it, you were speaking French.
And knowing you were speaking French, that means you were probably just pissin’ and moanin’ about Unilateralism, or the fact that you can’t get the Brie Cheese stain out of your beret. Or maybe you were surrendering to the Puppy Blender.
Captain Frank J—we got your message—will proceed destruction planet Earth—count down in 10 seconds—proceed to next fase—put on your tin foil hat—stand ready to be beamed up—over and out
You can spell “intergalactic” but not “phase?” Interesting…
I’m glad to see that the royalties of the shirt sales are paying for your table!
What did you buy? I’ve got an 8 1/2′ Olhausen in the (well-stocked) bar upstairs.
Dear Frank,
I think you should quit your neo-fascist conservative bible-belt rantings, come and spend a few months in Europe and see how nuanced life can really be.
You might want to look up nuanced in the dictionary.
As for your rhetoric in the ‘About Me’ section – that you are just a peaceful fun-lovin guy joking around because you ‘think too much’, well that just strikes me as absurd. No person who had a normal intelligent thought in their body would spout the type of right-wing gibberish that you write on this site.
Regards,
An anti-fascist and anti-stupidity centrist.
El Jefe,
Seven foot Brunswick (I don’t have space for a full size). Very nice looking. I’ll take a picture soon.
As for Sash, did we just find a new Limey 🙂
Nuanced – isn’t that just another word for flip-flopping? Seems to me I’ve heard it in connection with a certain presidential candidate, who, by the way, served in Vietnam…
I like my issues black and white.
If I slip and tell someone, does that mean I get to kill them? And why do these F*@king limey’s keep coming here?!
Frank,
If you need a brand-spankin’ new Meucci cue I’ve got a couple I’d be willing to offer…
I still never got my pad. X_X did I join the wrong club, or what?
Ann, you forgot to include waffles
Regarding Sash:
Why do some people think that the best way of convincing others is to insult them horribly?
Better still, why do some people think best way to learn TRUTH is to visit Europe? Like the creators of stalinism, nazism, relativism, and all those other isms are so smart. That’s nuance for you. I’d rather visit Alaska and do some fishing.
I never got my one-time pad either & I joined fan club #1. So I have no idea what marching orders were issued via the super-secret message. sigh Guess I’ll just watch & live vicariously through other fan club members.
I don’t know, I think that Europe is a good place to learn about nuance. Take Italy. The last time I was in Italy, we (my parents and I) spent about a week and a half there, and there are so many nuances in their language that the word ‘prego’ can mean practically anything.
When I went to Europe I learned all about nuance…in former East Germany, Hungary, the Czech Republic. Real great countries there. I could practically smell the communism.
Having Europeans connected to our Internet is as close as I’d like to get. Nuke the Moon!
All my ancestors were in a big hurry to leave Europe, so it can’t be that great.
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I think Chomps has been moonlighting
I didn’t get my pads at first either but I posted a comment on the fan page and the next day my pads arrived. Try doing that if you didn’t get yours
Sash, that’s funny. And Europeans say that Americans are arrogant?
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