Vindication! Best of the Web points out today that Jackass: The Movie tied Fahrenheit 9/11 in its opening if you adjust for inflation. I’ve updated my orginal post once more.
Derbyshire (the coolest NRO writer) has a great math test joke at the end of this post.
Hey, there’s Michelle Malkin on Fox News right now as I type this. When do I get my T.V. appearances?
Sandor has a neat map of bloggers’ political views. It would be great if more high profile bloggers participated (hint hint).
A Joatmoaf sent this in as a contribution towards my documentary:
Everyone else get brainstorming. This documentary can either be done with videoclips or maybe a flash slideshow, but I’ll need others’ help to do it. It’s time to show the world how nuts the opposition is (and fat).
Dear God (I mean, Frank), I hope you are joking, like you do about most other things about Derbyshire! If you are, you’re a comic genius and that one just went over my head.
Wow. I’m sad that you would capitalize on 9-11 as a joke in any form. That’s low.
Jeeze, I’ve had more hits in the last hour than I do most entire days. Thanks for the link, Frank. Hopefully I’ll get lots of bloggers to add to the graph (I’m looking at you, Bill Whittle).
Johnathan, take your thorazine and relax. The joke is at Moore’s expense, not the 9/11 victims’. That “scene” could have just as easily been set during the Great Fire of Chicago or the alien attack on New York from Independence Day; the point is that Moore is an opportunist who preys on people when they’re having a hard time.
I feel terrible about the people who suffered and died on 9/11, and I’m deeply angry at the murderous barbarians who perpetrated the act. But I laughed my ass off at that photo. It’s an accurate metaphor for what Moore does.
S
First to say first?!
I suggest putting clips of michael moore walking into Godzilla move. And then take clips from King Kong so it looks like he’s eating people
I suggest shooting him.
Uhhh, ex-CUSE me! I PAID for those hot dogs… the first four at leats. I figured the ones people dropped as they ran screaming were fair game.
Besides, I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!
I agree with Trucido. Cap his rotund ass.
I bet he took all the chili.
God bless those touched by 9/11.
Ok… I know he was photoshoped into the picture of the people running an screaming.
but I’m hoping that the picture of him about to down those two hotdogs are photoshoped as well… cause let’s face it, watching that man eat would be like something from Animal House.
I heard that a man once watched Michael Moore eat at a restaurant. The horror of what he saw was so hideous that he went completely mad and scratched his own eyes out.
Today he sits, curled up in the corner of his padded cell mumbling incoherently, only able to be fed Gerbers baby food and Wheat Thins.
…the horror!
Animal House is right,he normally eats from a trough!
Hey, Animal House is a great classic movie — I went to high school with Bruce MacGill.
Don’t bash Animal House!!!!
Mike al-Moore meets Animal House:
Bluto would eat those dogs (& his pudgy fingers), bloviate the chawed chunks over Moore, then accordian his fat a** like a beer can to the forehead afore he Ned Beaty’ed him right through his hashmarked, Abu f’n Grave panties.
Then what’s left would be a splat-on-the-floor, greasespot on Dean Wormer’s office floor.
and that’s just the trailer…
Animal House? More like Animal Farm. Enjoy them hot dogs Comrade Napoleon. (Talk about the revolution devouring its own children . . . )
Seriously, I’ve seen this Michael Moore hotdog picture before. Is that really him? If not, its a real good photoshop job.
Uh
I’ve been catching up at IMAO these past couple of days, so I’m gonna link to a bunch of stuff he’s written. I’ve got an entry in the works right now, but I don’t want to force anything. And right…