I have no idea how those video slot machines work, but I put $5 in a penny one and cashed out with $10.40 and put $10 in a nickel one and cashed out with $26.90. Add that to the rest and…
Gambling results so far: Up $61.50
Maybe I’ll be adventurous tomorrow night and put that all down on the blackjack table. One of these days I’ll have to learn my lesson…
blackjack table? you’re a wild man, Frank. wild man.
solataire is cool, I learned how to play clock solotaire. I guess you can play it for money, by buying the deck and then getting so much for each set cleared
no no, Frank. craps, i tells ya, craps! that’s where all the fun is!
put a chip down on C&E for me.
Passing by a video gambling machine once I decided to demonstrate to my little sister how gambling will screw you over so I put in one dollar. I walked away with five…lesson learned.
Frank,look around you at the opulence,did they build all that by losing?
Take your winnings & RUN.
Quit while you’re ahead Frank. Think about it, that 60 bucks is like a little bonus for going to Vegas on business. You could save that 60 and buy half a Google stock!
When I say stock, I mean share.
Frank, Frank, Frank, Don’t you know that gambling is evil? Gotta run, they’re going to announce the lotto numbers.
When was the last time you were $61.50 ahead at the ball park or the opera?
Gambling is entertainment, and when practiced in moderation it is a real long way from the most expensive entertainment.
Have fun, gamble sensibly. And good luck.
Frank,
Think about it.
$60 = 300 rounds for your .45
Still a LOT of hippies out there…
Rounds for Hippies! new slogan of the GOP.
Sounds better than do do dooo….
Hope is on the way!
If you want to live dangerously, sit down at a blackjack table with an Oriental dealer. I’ve never, ever, won any money.
one word of advice: NEVER play a game called “You Can’t Win!!”
Frank,
Why didn’t you buy one of these?
John-John seems to think this is an ‘everyman’, American-made vehicle.
Hope is on the way? And I haven’t a thing to wear!
Did someone mention Craps earlier? That reminds me of that picture of John Kerry. He looks like he just stepped from a bathroom that he, himself, fouled. That’s why he’s wearing the protective suit.
DO NOT GO IN THERE!! WHEW!!!!
Frank, I’m surprised at you! Remember the immortal words of Homer Simpson: “If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
Frank, listen to your T-shirt babe (I think that’s always a safe bet). The craps table is where it’s at. Even if you don’t know how to play you’ll win.
Reminds me of my friend who had a few to many of those complementary adult beverages and forgot what bets he had made, but still kept winning. He turned to the rest of use with the utter confusion that only a drunk can have and asked “What’s going on? Why do they keep giving me money?”
Eh, guess you had to be there.
My point is, make them keep giving you money. Good Luck.
Could it be that i’m the first to say
FIRST!
Could it be that i’m the first to say
FIRST!
Posted by ima mommy at July 29, 2004 05:27 PM
lol @ ima mommy
20 posts and no claims of firstness.
I think SarahK has finally put and end to such shenanagins. She will sissify you at her blog for such claims. trust me I know.
I posted first, finally! :O)
and she changed it to
! :o)
At least she left my smily and my exclamation point.
ya know, as I was writing it I was thinking…hmmmm…did I miss the post where being “first” is no longer “in?” Thought it was strange that in 20 posts no one claimed the fame.
I sure don’t want SarahK on MY case!
Soooo, forget about the first stuff ok? I’m not first, I’m 20th – and that’s nothing to be proud of!
hey, i don’t police IMAO!
and you know, i’m a lot nicer than y’all make me out to be. really just a sweet cuddly teddy bear.
ahhh …
SarahK don’t be miffed I still love you.
You are a sweet heart, but just as dangerous as …..
hmmmm….
can’t think of what you are dangerous as.
Some one can add to this…
help me finish my sentenance.
OK, Joshua:
SarahK is as dangerous and seductive as Linda Fiorentino in ‘The Last Seduction’!
As dangrous as that one stick of Dynamite in the bundle that’s damp and leaking Nitroglycerine!
As dangerous as that really big, great looking Engagement Cubic Zirconia that Frank (We hope!) is much too smart to pass off on Sarah!
Remember, Sarah. These are all in jest!
TY, Deth, sir.
Those are beautiful, just like SarahK.
You’re a lucky man, Frank. Is there any way you could effect this kind of luck on the national economic scale? We could use it about now.