I just want it to be known that I don’t hate all teenagers; teenagers who read IMAO are the… uh… shiznit (that’s a good thing, right?).
Also, I think some people are making too big a deal out of the IMAO Employee Team-Building Trip 2004. This is just to increase synergy for the IMAO paradigm and increase value for IMAO share-holders (i.e., me). Anyway, I don’t have the money right now to buy a decent size rock.
First! Ha ha! The shiznit teenager is first! (What does that mean?)
I am a teen and I took offense to that… well actually no I didnt, cause I hate people who get offended
Frank, I know that I read your site, but how dumb do you think I am? ‘Team-building’; ‘increase synergy’; ‘IMAO paradigm’; to anyone who’s sat through a management meeting these terms mean one thing; someone’s going to get screwed.
aelfheld: to anyone who’s sat through a management meeting these terms mean one thing; someone’s going to get screwed.
LOL! Thank you for making me cackle and alarm my coworkers.
Frank, if this really was a team-building exercise, there’d be more of us participating. I’ve always wanted to see the Grand Canyon ;^)
Sincerely,
Nagatha
I think diamonds cost less than KIAs don’t they?
Everyone donate to Frank J. to support rock buying. (that’s a diamond you stinking crack heads!)
Ya know, Frank, you brought this on yourself by building up the anticipation for the “big announcement” and by toying with us so callously. Let this be a lesson to you, young man! And for the record, I have absolutely NO idea what that lesson is, but I’m sure there’s one in there somewhere!
Google’s 1st listing for shiznit:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiznit
Maybe if you didn’t use words like ‘shiznit’ you could get a better job and make enough money to buy a decent sized rock.
It’s OK Frank, I’m 17 and I hate most teenagers. Except myself and Katie up top. I hope she’s hot, then she’d be the complete package: hot and Republican.
Shiznit is a Snoopism.
I GOT MY NUKE THE MOON SHIRT!!!!
I bought Lg thinking I was not gonna fit in the med, but I could have made it with the med.
Oh well…
I GOT MY NUKE THE MOON SHIRT!!!!
I will be sending in my peace gallery photo ASAP…
WOO HOO!!!
I GOT MY NUKE THE MOON SHIRT!!!!
oh my goodness. Frank, you need to be defending my honor.
Frank, if this is your way of asking SarahK to marry you. Maybe you should come up with another idea.
SarahK’s right! Have a fun trip you faithful employees
This teen wasn’t offended. He was amused.
for the record, i don’t hate most teenagers either. i just have an innate disdain for them. no offense, y’all; i’m sure IMAO-reading teens are da bomb, yo.
All of you who have insulted SarahK’s honor are called out to battle!
uh oh! [ducks fer cover]
So, because you couldn’t afford a rock, you’re taking her to a giant canyon. And a canyon is, in essence, and un-rock… hmm…
Good Frank, Now I can stop crying about your comments and I can call off the ACLU….JK. I have not been crying, I did contact the ACLU but they were too horrified of someone who backs the 2nd Amendment too to overcome their fear and talk to me.
BTW, That was a John Kerry worthy flip flop! 😉
By the way, Sarah. About a month ago I (a teenager) had to defend my honor when the exact same thing happened to me. Some douchebag at my school stole my phone and charged up 115 Bucks on it! I was ready to kick his ass, I feel your pain. lol
I wish I was still a teen so I could be offended by that :/
cAN (oops, forgot to take the caps lock off. I always type in capitals when I write angry letters. I also put on my angry eyes. Got to love that Toy Story 2)Can we all just be glad that Frank and Sarah let us know about their vacation plans and leave the details to them? And by that I mean leave out the sex jokes.
Ben, I was thinking the same thing about the Grand Canyon. I’m sure the mighty Frank could chisel a peice of the rock off and present it to the LADY. Cause she is one, aelfheld.
Frank, if you are planning to ask her while you two are at the edge of the canyon, so if she says “no,” you can push her off and say she slipped, you’re just a sick, demented man. Plus, she’d grab your leg and take you with her.
Looks around, then slowly backs out of the room
Best wishes to the both of you.
Thieves plunder in Charley’s aftermath
Down the road in the park sat Vietnam veteran Gary Snyder, drinking Miller High Life. Snyder, who was among only a handful in Harborview who rode out the storm, said residents were anxious about looters, but he was prepared.
“If I see ’em, I’ll shoot ’em,” he said. “They’re gone. I’ll tell ’em I had a flashback.”
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/08/16/Weather/Thieves_plunder_in_Ch.shtml
It was not my intent to impugn the honour of the divine Sarah, and I apologise for any impression to the contrary.
I must, however, call into question Frank’s use of those null-content weasel-words so beloved of duplicitous management. I stand by my earlier comment.
Making too big a deal, eh, Frank? You’re the one who gave us all these build-ups and cliffhangers and promises about an “announcement”… sounds like we’re not the first in line for that award.
(grin)
I hope you two have great fun. Be sure to brush your teeth and change your underwear and socks before you go to meet her, okay? She’s as cute as a button and deserves to be treated like a princess.
This is totally unrelated to this thread, but oh well. Frank, we know that we still owe you pictures. We did take them in freakin’ MAY, but they aren’t on my camera, so the fact that you don’t have them yet isn’t my fault. Now, I’m not saying whose fault it is, just that it’s not this Berkeley Chick’s. The rest is up to you to figure out… Oh, and I have no idea why I thought Sarahk was in CA too. Probably just wishful thinking that we has such a kick-ass girl to claim as our own. But you should still come out here as part of an IMAO outreach program. You know, keep up conservative morale. =)
Frank, you know you have a reputation to uphold, sarahk might think its hers, but its yours too. hehe, good luck.
HULK SMASH DECENT SIZE ROCK!! HULK BE OFF DA HULKIZZLE, FO’ SHULKIZZLE!
bruce you’re totally crizzackin’ me up!
lizzin’ out lizzle over hizzle!
Jonag, as the owner of a Kia, I can honestly say that they cost more than a diamond. However, they are not as useful. So far, my Kia’s only contribution to society is that it’s putting my mechanic’s kid through school. A diamond on the other hand can be used to cut things.
Frank, you may not be able to afford a diamond right now, but I’ve seen the cubic zirconium things that they sell on QVC, and I’m sure you could swing that. Or you could just propose to the lovely SarahK by giving her a “George Foreman” grill. (Those things are sweet.)
Regards
I’m not donating anything for a rock. Suck it up and go into debt for it like the rest of us did.
“Anyway, I don’t have the money right now to buy a decent sized rock.”
Hmmm…guess you weren’t thinking when you did this.
Maybe, just maybe iffn you spent a little less time cruising casinos in vegas looking for cheap thrills…
People actually own a ‘Killed In Action’?
Isn’t it kinda creepy at night?
A moment of panic set in when I realized that Frank J. and Sarahk could produce off spring. I am not sure the world is ready for that, this unholy union must be stopped.
James – wtf? We need MORE good bloggers in the world. Well, after I get the traffic that is my due, of course…
Alsadius, the child would become King of the Bloggers ( queen if female), we would be compelled to spend days reading the greatest blog ever written. Nations would crumble, the economy would be based on T-shirt sales, Wars would stop, Arabs and Jews would dance in the street, democrats would be out lawed, and ping pong would be our national game. It is to horrible to think about.
I Like Ping Pong!
What’s so bad about ping pong?
Well, except for the ping pong thing, it sounds okay to me.
you can always spot the grandparents in a thread .. they start talking about offspring before there’s even been a first date.
Barring ping-pong, I see nothing wrong with that.
ALL HAIL THE NEW KING OF THE BLOGGERS!
(in a few years, if/when they get to the baby-making stage of things)