Hurricane Frances (that’s my name… only the feminine version) is currently on direct course towards me. I hear that’s good, because these hurricanes never hit where they are originally predicted to.
Man, I really don’t want to have to put up those storm windows.
BTW, how did you like the sound clip in the previous post? Would you like more of those?
Also, I now link to SarahK’s version at the end. Make sure to read it too… even though it’s full of lies!
Ermmm. It was originally headed toward us, then they thought it would hit Tampa, then it changed again and hit us…
You never know where these things will go.
Oops. It=Hurricane Charley.
Frank:
Don’t worry, its not you GOD is after; its your whole state! GOD must punish FL for being so full of tools that do not understand the twin concepts of the butterfly punch ballot and modern elections. For I have seen a vision! HE shall only S.M.I.T.E the unworthy with HIS fiery sword or a really big and nasty hurricane. Since you are named after St. Frances, (hey your not French are you?) the patron St. of Hurricanes, you shall be spared. So shall it be written.
Stop, drop and roll. I don’t remember what that’s supposed to do, but it’s worth a shot.
Another hurricane? You guys should have seen it coming. You know know what they say, a butterfly ballot flaps in Pensacola and it causes a hurrican everywhere else.
you be careful so we can have more teambuilding in the very near future!
I live in (now) sunny Richmond, Virginia. I hope Frances is easier on you than Gaston (lousy-French-named %!#%$@#$@) was on us.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper
Don’t worry!
It’s called “Frances”, so it’s like the plural of France. It will probably smell bad for a few days, but if you give it a menacing look, it will just slink away with it’s tail between its legs like the other France.
that audio was actually rather scary
You have to put up your own storm windows?? What are they doing with your monthly HOA payment??!! I’d be askin’ some questions.
I liked the silly audio too. It made me laugh.
squirrels sound EXACTLY like that
RWD, that butterfly ballot was from down South in West Palm Beach. The hugely intelligent people of the great city of Pensacola would never have had a problem with the butterfly ballot. Well, mainly because they would have WANTED to vote for Buchanon and would not be caught dead voting for Gore, but that’s beside the point.
Don’t worry about it, Frank. You’ll be fine as long as you’re prepared. Remember, save your game often. Do that, and the storm will have little effect.
BTW, I can’t believe you voted for Martinez! You didn’t even consult me. I voted for McCollum. You cancelled my vote!!! NOBODY cancells my vote! I’ll see you in hell for that.
Frances? That would be more than one France. (serious shudder) Is that France and their new little lap bitch Germany or France and Hollywood or all three?
Hehehe… Yo Frankie!
Well Charley hit O-town square in the jaw (my truck’s still in the shop) and now it’s your turn…
Duck and cover, duck and cover…
Slab out
I’m with Big Bro on that Save often thingy! Keep safe Frank!
Out here folks fill up the bathtub with water when a Tornado/Hurricane(whatever) hits.
Not sure why, maybe its so you can opt to drown yourself instead of being flung around with the livestock & debris like in that movie twister. Mheh, whatever.
Stay safe Dude!
If Frances is the feminine version of Frank, and Frances is one letter short of France, then that must mean Frank J. is French!
Yes, more of those.
And Eric T, I suggest a safer alternative to what you just did – go stand on that box thing in Mecca and yell ‘Mohammed was a queer’.
I TOLD you Frank was French! Just look at the design of IMAO! I TOLD YOU, but did anyone listen?! NO! And now it’s too late!!