Hi Gang, RightWingDuck posting on our final Guest Blogging day. Frank J. has returned!
Harvey just posted about terrorists and things you should know – memorize these and know them well.
Interesting because, I’ve been housing a foreign exchange student from a Middle Eastern Madrasa. As you know Madrasas are fundamentalist Islamist Schools that train young terrorists.
He’s here attending UCLA. He either wants to blow himself up or be a politician. Or, maybe he can do both – like Howard Dean!
Here are some things I have learned from this young man about his Madrasa – Blowup High!
Madrasas: An Educational Primer
Madrasas are great places for child care — instead of Playdoh they use C-4. These projects are then used by the older students. There’s nothing like blowing something up knowing it was done by a cute little bunny.
Madrasa students learn how to wear and detonate explosive vests.
Although explosive vests are popular, they think that the next trend will be explosive ponchos — with matching hat of course.
Sometimes a student will accidentally blow himself up. This is embarrassing and entails a lot of messy cleanup!
Not coincidentally, the favorite wall color at a Madrasa is dark reddish brown.
In a Madrasa the phrase, “You want a piece of me?” is not a challenge to fight. After suicide missions, students are allowed to keep a piece of their friend as a souvenir.
The favorite sport at Blowup High is soccer. They pretend the ball is a Jewish head or sometimes just George Bush.
The cheerleading squad has a great following at all of the soccer games. They wear full Burquas but on occasion you can catch a slight glimpse of ankle.
Showing ankle is subject to honor killing, but instructors understand that these are growing boys who need release.
The Madrasa Dorms have a big problem dealing with pornography. The big thing now for the young men is a fascination with Bur-qa-ki. No details. Too graphic.
Sometimes for fun, the older kids will go Camel Tipping.
Anything else the camel tells you is a damn lie!
Many Madrasas barely even taught their kids to read. That is until the passing of the No Madrasa Left Behind program. The instructors opposed standardized testing.
The school mascot is Kenny the Camel. They love the way he foams at the mouth when he screams.
That’s also why they like Al Gore.
A portrait of George Bush sits in each Madrasa. Hitting the forehead is good for 50 points.
A portrait of John Kerry sits in Madrasas also.
The Terrorists for Kerry activity group is one of the fastest growing clubs on each campus. Come to the next event — bring a pie!
As you know, Frank J. is back. Hurray! Welcome back, Frank.
What? You want your blog back? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Which brings me to my final note.
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