“Bush says he is religious,” Kerry said in his haughty but boring tone, “but I am religious as well. Everyday I say prayers to Dod.”
“The name of the Almighty is God, sir,” Kerry’s butler whispered in his ear.
Kerry looked startled for a moment and then angry. “I served in Vietnam!”
Bush turned off the T.V. “What a moron,” he chuckled. “Hopefully we won’t have an idiot like that in the White House, right, Barney?”
“Yipe! Yipe!” the scotty dog said in agreement.
“It’s great we have someone smart like me, huh?”
Barney was silent.
“Well, who wants a treat from the smartest president?” Bush asked angrily.
“Yipe! Yipe!”
Bush tossed Barney a dog biscuit as Secret Service Agent Smith entered the room.
“As a precautionary measure, we just raided The Guardian headquarters,” Agent Smith said, “We killed a number of editors and threw the rest in a hole in Gitmo.”
“What’s The Guardian?” Bush asked.
“It a left-wing rag in the UK which had an article about assassinating you,” Agent Smith explained, “Thus we took them out as a precaution, and executed the one responsible for the article.”
“Other countries have newspapers?” Bush chuckled, “That’s cute. So how are you progressing on reclassifying the New York Times from a news organization to partisan attack machine?”
“We were actually just planning on raiding their headquarters and throwing them all in Gitmo, too,” Agent Smith answered.
Bush shrugged his shoulders. “Whatever you think is best.”
Agent Smith left the room and Bush turned back to Barney. “I guess foreign newspapers are a lot like newspapers in the U.S. – I don’t reads ’em! Now, who is the best President ever?”
Barney ran under a portrait of Reagan and said, “Yipe! Yipe!”
“Well, who is the best President who gives you treats?” Bush asked angrily.
Barney ran to Bush. “Yipe! Yipe!”
“That’s my dog!”
Hilarious as always Frank!
When will there be debate between Barney and Kerry?
“That’s my dog.” Sounds like something P Diddy would say to Usher. I just can’t see Bush saying that.
Oh wait…..Barney really is a dog. My bad.
Barney ran under a portrait of Reagan and said, “Yipe! Yipe!”
I love it!
oh, that Barney, super cute and smart!
Nice IMW, Frank.
OT, has anyone noticed the “The Draft is Awsome” blog ad? It’s some loony liberals spreading the “Woe is us, there’s gonna be a draft!” rumor. I sparred with them a little and then delivered quite a smackdown of their position, which they promply deleated and then banned me. I was being totally civil, but they do hate those annoying facts.
Anyway, if anyone feels like paying them a visit a letting them know what you think of their screwball leftist site, be my guest.
S
Sander that was fun and I must agree you were very civil right up to the end. Facts we don’t need no stinking facts.
Frank, you lied to us! Rumsfeld does NOT use a Luger to shoot reporters during press conferences!
Here’s proof.
Does this look like a Luger to you?
Looks more like a 1911 .45 to me.
No, according to the picture the SecDef is probably equipt with a 9mm Browning Hi-Power, possibly made by John Inglis.
Cheers
JMH
Yeah, look at the dinky barrel size; that there’s a nine.
Just a quick suggestion, but instead of throwing terrorists and democrats into “the hole” at Gitmo couldn’t they be thrown into “the scorpion pit”?
Loved it.
Chomps eventually swallows Barney whole, doesn’t he?
Boy, how I wish that would happen! And CBS while we are at it! Check out the Drudge Report about that stupid missing weapons
OOps – that stupid missing explosives item. Sheesh!
Sandor: I missed your comments at ‘the draft,’ but keep up the good work. I’ve got a pretty good dialog going there and I think it helps to mix it up with them.
New movie out 10/29 “Voices of Iraq.”
Someone gave 150 home movie cameras to be passed around among Iraqis to give them a chance to vent. It should be quite revealing.
http://www.voicesofiraq.com/see_film.cfm?id=2
Have I mentioned Grr?
Okay, maybe not…