I was looking at the Democratic Underground message boards (I can’t help it; they’re wacky), and found the inevitable discussion about leaving America if Bush wins reelection.
That got me thinking about a worthy charity; liberals are always threatening to leave the country, but they pretty much never follow through. I say we all raise money to buy one way tickets to France for all the whiners and hire scary looking people to make sure they make their planes. Maybe they’d wise up after having to actually reside in those other countries they admire so, or, in the least, they’d be gone!
I think it’s quite telling how one of the DUs notes how they don’t see discussion on conservative bboards of leaving if Kerry becomes president. That’s because we think all other countries suck (apologies to foreign readers… and pity). Where would we flee to that has even a tenth of the grandeur of America? Even with Kerry as president and Democrats controlling both Houses of Congress, they couldn’t ruin America if they tried. Americans kick ass, and they will for all my lifetime. If the fire that is the American spirit starts to fade, there is no retreat. This land is the battleground from freedom in the world, and, while there is a drop of the blood in my body, I will reside in the front lines of the fight for civilization as we know it.
Of course, the battle would be easier if we deported all the whiners.

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agreed. i’m still waiting for Alec Baldwin to move.
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The celebrities that said they would leave if Dubya got elected last time are still here! I think we should take a list of the names and then send Chomps after the ones who won’t leave.
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The libs threaten and whine but in the end never leave because they’recapable of running their mouths but not much else.
too true A.L.T.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to print fake plane tickets, then take the “departing” liberals through security screaning that involves a pit of pointy sticks?
I know that pigs will eat anything and this progrma could go a long way toward resucing the cost of pork.
And we come to the truth about the LLLs. They talk but they never DO anything about it.
That’s why they fail the War On Terror test. They want to talk. The conservatives actually DID something. If they really wanted to debate HOW it was done we’d have a real political discussion but mostly they just seem to whine about something being DONE at all!
I, for one, am not about to let Kerry run me out of MY country. I was lucky to be born a US citizen. I lived overseas and I CAME BACK because I was fed up with the rest of the world.
IF Kerry wins I’m not about to leave. I’m going to stay right here and participate in my country. I’m not going to run whining into some other country. If he does something I don’t like I’m going to work with other like minded people to get things changed.
I’m going to DO something.
Not just sit and pout and moan and whine.
It’s what true Americans DO. If they don’t like something they work to change it. They don’t wait for someone else to do it.
Likewise if there is a Pres. Kerry and he does something I’m going to agree with then I’ll support. I don’t buy everything Bush sells me either.
I served MY country for 8 years. I’ve been here through good presidents and bad. It will take more than weak President to run me out.
That’s why the LLL won’t win a war. They don’t even have the balls to face losing a damn election. Retreat is their answer. Run away to another country.
Fine. Go. I won’t miss you.
Me? I’m going to stay and do what I can for my country. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.
That’s the difference. I’ll actually DO something constructive.
They will leave. Worse, they won’t even have the balls to leave. They will just continue to whine. All talk. No doing.
Sorry, can’t type worth a damn today:
“this progrma could go a long way toward resucing”
should be
“this program could go a long way toward reducing”
Don’t send them to france, that’s like a reward to them. Send them to Algeria or Seria Leone or Montreal or some other third world place where the people pretend to be french and smell french, but the good parts of france (climate, food, loose women) are missing.
A lot of them look like they’re planning on going to Canada; don’t let Idaho hit you in the ass on the way out, you braying leftist morons.
As for why you don’t see Bush supporters saying the same thing about a Kerry win, it’s because we’re adults. We don’t whine and pout when we loose an election, we go on with the business of running our lives and the country. Interesting that one of them was bright enough to ask the question … and telling that none were up to the task of answering it correctly.
S
This one from ‘forgethell’ in the DU thread Frank linked too is good:
‘Perhaps if would be a good thing/ If all the bright, intelligent, people left the USA, then it sould soon lose its dominance over the rest of the world.’
I think that reinforcing their idea that they represent the best and brightest in America is a good idea. When they leave, look real sad about it until they are all on their way, then lock the door.
Hey Greg, don’t make fun of Montreal – any city that combines the best aspects of Europe(the attitudes about sex and booze, most notably) and North America(assorted conveniences), along with the fact that I’m starting to think Quebec is the most right-wing place in Canada on a lot of issues, and you have one frickin’ sweet city. I’ll get back to you in March if I’m wrong(I’ll actually be heading there without my parents for a few days), but I don’t think I am.
Oh, and even if you were right, it’s way too easy to get back into the US from Montreal, it’s like 100 miles from a land border.
I agree, they should leave, and I wish they would put their money where their mouths are and get themselves out of here. But I guess it is wishful thinking so…guess we will just have to deal with them.
I would never leave America. I don’t care if Clinton was installed as King. I would still stay here. America is the best country in the world and always will be. It just shows that those people don’t really love this country.
They just don’t really love this country. Canada…haha, America Jr.
the reason they don’t leave like they promise is they’re not ENTIRELY stupid. They know that they couldn’t get away with this crap anywhere else … and other countries don’t have this celebrity adoration problem that we do. Few, if any of them, could stand to be out of the limelight.
How long can that dipstick barBRA being doing her farewells so far?
The reason they don’t leave is that they’re LIARS. They think it’s okay to make promises they don’t intend to keep.
A few questions for hte folks at DU.
Why would you assume that Canada would want an influx of people who think conservative equates to fascist?
What positives would you bring to the political landscape in Canada?
Why emigrate to a country whose defense policies are predicated on their being under the US defense umbrella if your reason for emigrating is that you feel that the US is a bully?
What positives would you bring to the social landscape in Canada?
Why would people who devote so much of their productive time in endless kvetching online assume a country already in danger of a socialist agenda being overwhelmed by it’s attendant decrease in productivity would welcome you?
What positives would you bring to the economic landscape in Canada?
Why would Canada want you?
I have long desired to setup a non-profit charity specifically for the deportation of those who want to leave. Legal experts and expenses would be taken care of by the foundation and anyone who wanted to leave could with only one caveat. They can never return and must renounce their citizenship. Anyone who returns to the USA would be required to pay the cost of their exportation and perhaps penalty fees if we could get away with it. Complimentary informational packages would be mailed to any celebrity who suggests they’d love to leave. I am thinking that any country of their choice would be acceptable, so long as they leave, but it sure would be more fun to dump them in Nigeria. Or Iran. Or North Korea!
I had this idea many years ago as a child, and I’ve come close to asking a lawyer about the legality of such a venture. Anyone know?
Blenster
Agree! America and Americans kick ass! The rest of the world pales in comparison! God bless the USA!!!
BTW, if such charity is setup, I’ll donate a portion of my meager salary…
Perhaps we can send them to Mozambique and TereyZah can be their queen.
That was the first time I’ve ever seen a good point on DU, they should leave. I thought it was funny the one didn’t know if they would be welcome up Nort.
Because we don’t quit when things don’t go our way. Hows that?
CHARITY?
No, no, no. F*** them all, twice.
Those f***ers have been renigging on their promises to emigrate since the days of Nixon. We should walk ’em out to either coast, jab ’em in the ass with cattleprods, and tell ’em to start swimming.
I’d go to DU more often, but I feel so dirty afterwards. It almost feels like I need to shower or something.
If you could buy enough tickets to send half of the liberals all they way to Europe, why not send them all half way?
Do NOT send them up here. Otherwise I’m gonna have to take over and ‘Card’ everybody, making sure they have some sort of Republican ID on them (NRA membership grants automatic access).
North Korea, now there’s a wonderful place for the Libs.
another great plan from Franky J
I’ve been living in France for ten years now, but will back in Texas by Friday. Almost no need for me to vote there, but I’ll do so if I can. France is a liberal’s dystopia realised. Frank-ly (ha ha ha) I think his plan of sending US liberals one-way to France would cure them after a just a few years. Might be a good investment.
Back before the start of the war, Paul offered to buy one-way plane tickets for a few of these wankers in Boulder, to the country of their choice, on the condition they would never, ever return.
He was dead serious. And they became dead quiet after that. Nothing halts a liberal’s whining quicker than the realization someone is listening to them.
There used to be a website called ThenLeave.com or .org set up specifically for this purpose. It doesn’t seem to be around anymore.
I would rather send them on a crowded smelly boat, but ok.
OK, maybe I was a bit hasty in my “exit strategy” post yesterday. Then again, I didn’t find it prudent at the time to expand further on my thought process. Thanks Frank J for putting things even more into perspective for me. First and foremost, I love this country and I thank God everyday that I was lucky enough to be born an American.
That said, I have to take exception to your comment that, “they couldn’t ruin America if they tried.” when relating to Leftists. Frank J, they’re already trying! Whether it’s gun control, the 10 commandments, “Under God” in the pledge, gay marriage, abortion, or “fill in the blank” thoughts and concerns of most normal, thought capable Americans, there’s just simply too many uneducated, (mis)informed by mass media and government indoctrination centers (public schools) idiots out there with a right to vote! They are why we are currently fighting the fight for our very survival, i.e. common sense America.
Thankfully the majority of us who still believe in America, what she was founded upon, and the role she plays in the world have, in a small part, FOX News and the blogosphere. The blogosphere has finally gained the attention it deserves in modern politics. Dan Rather, I hope, finally realizes that (most likely not, he’s not smart enough). The “Big 3” no longer have the influence they once did and, having realized that, they’re pissed about it and they’re going to all-out lengths to fight it. Luckily some, such as Sinclair Broadcasting, are fighting back. “Mock”umentaries are fine when they’re disseminating false information (i.e. Mr. “sweats gravy” Moore) but the Lefties get their panties in a wad when a true documentary stating nothing other than fact is introduced to the American media. They cry about censorship when the Democraticaly led FCC fines Howard Stern and then attempt to censor honesty in the current case of Sinclair Broadcasting. Funny, it seems to have backfired on them this time because it looks like a lot of non-Sinclair owned stations want to run that very same program.
Basically it comes down to this. First of all, if you don’t vote, don’t dare even think of mentioning your opinion in a discussion whether it’s here (the blogosphere), at work, or anywhere other than your own home. You lost that right when you failed to become part of the process. Second, we can all discuss how loony the Left is until the cows come home but if we don’t become part of the process and get the word (i.e. the Truth) out, we are deserving of our fate. Finally, I discussed an “exit strategy” yesterday in response to another post. I didn’t necessarily mean that your exit strategy should be to move to another country should the Flip-waffler be elected. Granted, some may choose that option. I would opine that you should stay put, as painful as it may be, and fight for what you believe in. Don’t become part of the crowd who wakes at the crack of noon and elects yet another appeaser! We, yes we as in every normal “heartland” believing American run this country. We own most (75%) of the business’ that keep it running. We won’t forsake our faith (whatever it may be for you) or our beliefs just to make others happy. Don’t like the 10 commandments at the courthouse? Then don’t look at ’em! Just keep moving along with the rest of the herd and keep your mouth shut. Don’t like “under God” in the pledge? Then don’t say it and just shut up about it already. Gun control? That means hitting what you were aiming at, nothin’ else!
Fight for what you believe to be true regardless of which side of the aisle you’re on. However, while doing so, do us all a favor and don’t bitch when things don’t go your way. You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out. It’s called “Life.” Get used to it! No one ever said it would be fair, only that it would include a free trip around the sun every year.
No, no. You’re forgetting the one good thing about war- having a draft! Just draft all the little SOBs and force ’em to be cooks or something [‘cuz we don’t want them with guns. It would confuse them].
History shows two facts when war is combined with Libs. 1] they die in huge numbers & 2] they stay wherever they get sent, becoz they desert a lot & can’t come home.
That’s why we keep having wars.
i say let ’em leave if they want to. i don’t know if they are smart enought to realize what they will end up doing should they have a mass exodus. they country will be less divided, i.e. the % of conservatives and people who truly care about this country and ture freedom for all will increase. there won’t be liberal bastards trying to undermine efforts at spreading democracy. them leaving this country can only be a good thing.
as for why we aren’t posting such traitoruous thoughts…we belive in this democracy, even when we lose. when we lose, we just try that much hard the next time around. we believe in our ideals so much that we won’t back down and run away when things get tough, or don’t go the way we would like them. that is what sets us apart from the moonbats.
Please PLEASE don’T send em to Hermany (also known as Germany) We have more than enough liberals here.
If you send em here I will wait outside of the airport with a shotgun and all the ammo I can stagger with. I may not get em all because they’re like the French pretty fast in the retreat.
On second thought send em. I’ll take care of em.
Please let me know who is running the:
“Finance your move from America”
charity.
I’ll donate $1000 immediately!
Joe