So Maureen Dowd has gone from annoyingly snarky to bitter and angry. I just saw her on the Chris Matthews show and, when Matthews asked the panelists to “tell me something I don’t know” (man I could have fun that question), Dowd said that the rapture was coming and that she and Matthews would be taken up while all hypocritical evangelists telling people what they shouldn’t do would be left. Wow, that’s bitter. Well, she was never good with politics, and I expect her worse with theology. And, if Dowd is the model of who makes it to Heaven, I think I’ll find some other place for my immortal soul to reside.
The bitterness hasn’t made her writing any better; it’s still just a bunch of assertions with no arguments. I honestly could write better while being assaulted with a knife. That she’s in the New York Times and I’m not syndicated in at least half of all U.S. newspapers is a great injustice.
UPDATE: Interestingly enough, this Ted Rall comic made right after the election shows no hate at all. I guess he ran out.
maybe if you were a moonbat you would be syndicated. I mean, look at ted rall. His drawings suck and he is politically inane. Of course, to be a moonbat you must surrender all dignity and sell your soul to satan, and I for one would rather have my soul than syndication.
Dowd, where’s your brain?
tee-bee
I wanted to see who was on this week, but the cold won and I took a nap. Damn cold. I missed some good Dowdin’.
Hmmm…maybe Dowd will soon be in an episode of IMW? So much fun could be had by all!!!
Hey! That Ted Rall comic was kind of funny. Hmmmm…..Could we be seeing a kinder, gentler Mr. Rall?
Doubt it.
If Maureen Dowd is going to be in heaven, I’m going to rethink the whole deal.
Her “extra chromosome” Republican bile is the best example of the left elitist philosophy, a position that the majority of us responded to by voting with a hearty “get bent, jerk”!
Here is a pop quiz.
Ted Rall has toned down his hate, because either:
A) He realizes that 59 million people is too many readers not to have if he plans on having enough money to eat.
B) Now that Bush is firmly in office, Rall is afraid of a one-way ticket to Gitmo.
C) Both
Remember use only #2 pencils.
Oh Man!! I hope the Dems keep on putting the kooks like Down on the air & in print. There’s only one thing that could drive more people to the Republican side, claiming ‘voting irregularities’ and ‘fraud’ during the election…..Oh wait, they already were doing that on their crappy talk radio station…nevermind.
Concerning the comic: Jenna Bush! Second sexiest president ever! (Right after John Quincy Adams… swoon)
Man, the left are still looney as ever. I don’t think I saw one single fact in that entire Dowd editorial.
Check out post #16 in this hilarious DU thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132×1337055
All I know is, when I see you people floating skyward, I’m converting. I mean, I’m a Joo, but you don’t have to hit me with a shovel.
I think it might be a bit late by then.
Ol Mo is getting to the “Molly Ivins” stage of disillusionment and irrationality.
Ten years ago I’d read Molly’s crap in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram for the same reason that others would drink strong coffee. It would piss me off just enough to cause me to have a productive day. Then about the time Bush became guv, she went so far off the reservation, that It ruint my day to read her. To much anger does not lead to a productive day.
MODO has always been a borderline idiot, but Bush’s second will have her running around across the river swinging at imaginarry pinatas.
Jeez, I just came back from DU (must wash hands), it is PATHETIC over there. What a bunch of holier-than-thou crybabies (“I can’t beleive over 50% of this country was STUPID enough to vote Bush, there MUST be fraud!!!”) Jeez, get a grip already.
500+ anti-Bush anti-war protesters in Seattle. Get a job. Thhhhbbbbbbpppppttt
Dowd is still sexxxy!!!
“500+ anti-Bush anti-war protesters in Seattle. Get a job. Thhhhbbbbbbpppppttt” -EffinNewGuy
you forgot, TAKE A SHOWER!
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh. Isn’t that what FIREHOSES are for?
Probably the reason for lack of venom in the Rall cartoon is that he had to submit that one for print before the election and didn’t know whether to write a HAPPY cartoon or an ANGRY cartoon. Expect to chuckle at his anger soon enough!
firehoses kick ass 😀
Oh my. Did I…chuckle at a Ted Rall comic?
What on earth is wrong with me?!?
that comic was pretty good.. maybe he’s swinging over…
I saw a brief part of the show myself. Dowd looked like she ate a turd sandwich. The way she professed that the Bush family lies and manipulates people through divisiveness and race polarization, well, I was convinced she believes it. Don’t continual irrational beliefs rate a mental health evaluation, at the very least?
Dear Maureen “ManCow” Dowd:
NYAHHHHHH..NYAHHHHHHH..NYAHHHHHHHHH!… LOSER!!!!
We WON… you LOST!!!!
No amount of whining and crying and lying and spinning can change that!
Crawl back under your bridge, TROLL!!!!
Ted Rall still eats Shog-dit!
Jack.
i agree with Francesco.
USA as Timmy from South Park. “Thimmy!”
http://www.ucomics.com/rallcom/2004/11/08/
Rall didn’t run out of hate, just had to take a breath or pass out.
Ted Rall=asshat
I’ll be almost as happy when he dies as when arafat dies.
Nothing beats a big steaming helping of “Moron – Pan – Dowdy.”
” I honestly could write better while being assaulted with a knife.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA