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  1. Phantom fury? As in a fury that can’t be seen? As in a fury that is Star Wars in name but little else?
    Here’s another thing that should be done with the mandate: hire Frank J. as official US Army operations namer.
    This one would have done nicely as “Operation Kick Zarkawi’s Ass” (meaning “Operation Steal Zarkawi’s Oil”)

  2. frank j, please post something about the poll at DU that says over 70% of the posters at that communist site believe the outcome of the election is worse than 9/11. I heard it elsewhere but this made me a bit depressed and only you can turn this crap around and make it funny.

  3. 70% of the posters at that communist site believe the outcome of the election is worse than 9/11
    Of course it is, Bush in the White House is like 911… times 1024!
    Yes… Bush in the White House is 932864! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
    /Gratuitious Team America references

  4. I think the name means that Cheney is going to show up with a light saber and completely kick Zarkawi’s ass. Everyone will be, all, “Man we knew Cheney was cool in an elder sage way, but we didn’t know he had mad flipping-through-the-air skilz.” And they’ll wonder if he was all CGI or if there was some wire-fu.
    The only question is, will Zarkawi Dooku away?

  5. I think the name means that Cheney is going to show up with a light saber and completely kick Zarkawi’s ass. Everyone will be, all, “Man we knew Cheney was cool in an elder sage way, but we didn’t know he had mad flipping-through-the-air skilz.” And they’ll wonder if he was all CGI or if there was some wire-fu.
    The only question is, will Zarkawi Dooku away?

  6. Keep the Marines in your prayers. They are all heroes.

    DU is disgusting. I go there every day or so…know thy enemy right?
    Hell YES, Kanecorp, that’s exactly right! I guess, being anti-liberal, Art of War is more your cup of tea then Tao Te Ching, huh?

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