The board of directors has decided that, in the interest of IMAO shareholders, all IMAO employees should be in the same vicinity for greater efficiency. Thus, SarahK, the IMAO t-shirt babe, is being relocated to Melbourne, Florida, the headquarters for IMAO International, at the beginning of next year so there will be a shorter time between new t-shirt release and new modeling photos (I still need to get the photos up for the last three shirts).
Details of the move are here.
Excuse me while I go Happy Dance.
neat, I got to be first again! Rock, rock on!
Congrats! After all, you two are the cutest new couple in the blogosphere.
Way to go, boss! That deserves a 5 hour happy dance, I think. Plus, she called you boss; you rule!
When’s the wedding? (har har)
Swanson,
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves…
isn’t there a law in florida that you have to provide health insurance?
Ahh, so now the question is, is SarahK moving out there for free health insurance, or for free FrankJ? (Slow day at work, so I figured I’d play at IMAO today)
Wow…I won’t jinx it by going on and on about soul mates and matches made in heaven…true love ruling out….etc.
As long as the funny continues I will try to be indifferent. However loud my conscience screams to offer a verse and a prayer to encourage–Hebrews 13:4
Congrats, kids. I wish you all the best!
But I thought the IMAO headquarters fell into the sinkhole. Did you get that fixed? ‘Cuz if not, maybe you should consider moving to Texas instead…
We don’t need to pressure Frank to propose right away. Let him enjoy this new arrangement for a little while if he needs to. He’s not dumb enough to let this one get away.
Right, Frank?
Wow, Frank. I am impressed. Take good care of that sweet young lady.
By Texas law she can only leave our state for a short while. Once that time is up she’ll knock you out with your winner’s stick and drag you back for assimilation.
That’s just beautiful, man. (sniffle)
“Rumsfeld Fires Back at Critics”
Demonstrates what he will do with them: Rummification
Well, since you know what happens after people get married, I guess you better live up this “cutest couple” thing while you still can.
And don’t live in sin too long, OK?
Jeff H.,
I’m helping her find an apartment to have ready to move into; we’re not going to live in sin, buckos.
That’s a good Catholic boy! I tell the pope to keep you in the flock. (He tell me to get her in too.)
Very smart business move… it is a common practice in many small businesses to pull your resources together to be more competitive. That is the reason you are doing this… Right?
Congrats!
Oh, and how do I get an IMAO job?
As your name is mister bubble as opposed to missus… There might not be any available ahem “positions” within the organization.
It won’t be long until there’s not only a t-shirt babe, but a t-shirt baby, as well.
Or, is that why she’s moving to Florida?
Good job, Frank! I wish I were you right now…. I have a great idea, move to Alaska! Alaska is the coolest place EVRE and if you don’t think so, then you’re a tard and have never been to that massive, pristiene, hugely republican, gun toting state. YAY ALASKA! Or you can come to Bloomington Minnesota, and live by me… Crosses fingers
Gleeful,
She’s happy as she is and I would not recommend trying that.
BTW, is there any way to see the Happy Dance after missing out on the CD? I might get it for Christmas, but I don’t think I am. I WANNA SEE THE HAPPY DANCE! WAAAAAAA!!!
Apparently the hurricane season has escaped those that rave about how nice the weather is in Florida.
YIPPEE!!! A match made in heaven. I’m thrilled and can’t wait to see the wedding pictures. hee hee hee No rush, of course.
off topic– while you are gone, can we also do a few headlines?? I have seen several that are screaming for attention!
Stephen, I just did one ’cause I was bored and Frank didn’t bite my head off…So go for it!
Congrats, Frank and Sarah! I wish you both the best!!!
But I’m willing to bet that the Airport Incident helped expedite things just a little. Next year you can give one another the gift of guns and gun paraphanalia and not have the surprise spoiled by the TSA! :o)
What a great Christmas…. sniff May we vote for this as “Romance of the Year?” 😉
Speaking as an “old fogey,” so to speak, I’m glad y’all are doing it right. Take care, go slow – worked for me, anyway, hehe.
So where’s the tip jar for the Honeymoon Suite at the Hyatt? LOL
This is great news for the both of you and i am so happy for you Frank J.
Hope everything works out.
Frank and Sarah, all the best and good luck — really ;-D
Glad to see you’re not living in sin, Frank especially since it is a well known fact that t-shirt babes are genetically predisposed to take down perfectly good bed sheets and put up frilly curtains.
yeah, i always say i’m gonna put up curtains (nothing frilly, yuck), but i never quite get around to it. would rather have faux wood blinds than curtains. sure, both would be good, but i’m lazy.
Watch out for alligators. They eat cats and small t-shirt babes.
It’s been really cold here in Tampa lately. Yesterday was extremely cold, dude.
Later,
Drew
Oh, yeah, I was wondering if SarahK owned a ‘Don’t Mess With Texas’ T-shirt. I’m not from Texas, but that shirt is really rad; it’s not as cool as my ‘I love soccer moms’ T-shirt, but it’s pretty close.
Drew
Yay for FrankJ and SarahK!!!!
Frank is actually thinking of coming up with a “Don’t Mess with Sarahk (from Texas)” tshirt.
But it’s awfully wordy!
Frank, congratulations to both you and the lovely Sarah K.
Drew! Thanks, you’re sweet for wearing a shirt like that. : ) I should get one for my husband, except it would have to read “I love a soccer mom” instead.
This is obviously just so she never has to go through an airport again 🙂
dance away, Frank J.! you’re a lucky guy.
Okay, I’m back from prowlsing about and making money, and wasting time about town. Congrats on the moving, etc. But come on Frank, do the right thing and marry the sweet girl already…Geez, if you don’t the pope isn’t gonna wish for world peace this year.
You better marry her or I’ll start hitting on her instead of her sister vicariously through your website…
Ninja out,
Congrats to the both of you! Yall make a great couple.
It’s about time. I was starting to worry that you were spending all of our T-shirt funds on plane tickets – not on guns or ritualistic hippy beating sticks.
Glad you’re not living together. Not only is it forbidden in the book of Tobet, but you loose the adventure that is the first two years of marrage (aka adjustment phase).
Happy Happy Joy Joy! Congrats!
You know it’s a good thing that he’s Frank J. If he were just Frank, how many of us would call him Fran K. I guess it would work out though, as SarahK wouldn’t have to change her last name. Are we gonna have to start calling her SarahF soon ?
Congrats to both of you – Dixie ‘n I have been rootin’ for you both all along!
Of course I lost my bet with DD… I had wagered that Frank would be the one to move to Texas. Figures, HE is the stubborn one!
I’ll echo Dixie’s offer – if you are heading through I-10 in L.A. (Lower Alabama)/Pensacola, FL, we’d be honored to treat you to some good Gulf seafood, throwed rolls, or whatever your fancy. (Fitting, since I owe Dixie a night out now, too!)
Merry Christmas, and it looks like you already have a good start to the New Year! God Bless y’all!
Per Frank:
Gleeful, She’s happy as she is and I would not recommend trying that.
RRN has an aunt(Catholic) and uncle(Baptist) who share each other’s faith. They go one Sunday to the Catholic church, then the next to the Batist church. Since they’ve been married over 30 years, it CAN work!
RRN, we haven’t been married 30 years yet, but haven’t you learned by now not to bet against me? GRIN
but I still have yet to see this so-called “happy dance.”
All Hail Al Gore!!
Without Al’s precient invention of the internet, FrankJ and SarahK would likely have never met.
I’m hoping that next year’s blog awards has a category of “Cutest Blog Couple”. You two would win hands down.
I’ve enjoyed blog-witnessing your blossoming relationship. You provide just enough detail to keep us interested, but not so much as to become lurid. Keep it coming!!
Dude, you are the one that said “let’s snuggle?”
Snuggle???
W007!!
Now that is just so much more sensible. Not quite as sensible as you both moving to AZ but…