I gave SarahK a present to take home with her with the instruction not to open it until Christmas. Long story short, Orlando security was temporarily shutdown and SarahK was surrounded with police.
I thought she was going to check that bag!
Details here.
Anyway, a portion of the profit from each IMAO Christmas CD goes towards the SarahK defense fund.
great gift Frank!
I think it was great that the security people all had a laugh.
I guess Orlando TSA passed the test?
Frank you cut-up. What would sarahk do with three pounds of crack anyway?
Questions girls with regular boyfriends don’t have to ask themselves:
1) Will putting silly-billy’s gift in my carry-on cause Orlando SWAT to show up? Hmmmmmm. Now let me think.
2) Where can I replace one irreperably stained custom-made size twelve boot?
3) If we have children how will I explain that “daddy in the bathroom with the horns over his head” picture?
I’m just saying…
At the Alberquerqui (How the hell do you spell that) airport, they wouldn’t let me have my Zippo in my check bag– I had to take it with me on carry on. It wasn’t any hassle, but what the hell is up with that?
Oh Frank…
Shakes head
Frank, Frank, Frank…
Come on man, you let your woman get on a plane with gun-related items? Just ship it next time.
Obviously you do not yet have sufficient experience with an Armed Bureaucrat and how amused they are at making life miserable for everybody else.
That’s just Dumb. Every liberal you hate works for a bureaucracy and you sent Sarah into theirt clutches.
Criminently.
Similar thing happened in O’Hare a few months ago. Apparently, this girl was a professional shooter and tried to carry-on some of her stuff. Not physical rifles, but related items (not totally sure what exactly). Last I saw of her she was sitting next to security crying surrounded by 5 uniformed and armed airport cops. Nice, huh?
Dear, Dear Frank, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????? My POOR, POOR, WONDERFUL NIECE!!!! SHE USED TO BE SOOOO INNOCENT! ( And she NEVER had a criminal record before she met you!! ) And she calls ME the CRAZY ONE!! Nice gift! Now, what are you going to do to get out of this one!? I now will have to take up a collection for therapy for her to get over this traumatic experience! 🙂
hey, it’s Crazy Aunt Wanda!
if you hadn’t made me late, i would have checked the bag, Goofy Goof.
Well…the good news, SarahK isn’t going to [probably] kill you (BTW-I hope you’re up on groveling techniques).
The bad news…there’s the matter of SarahK’s papa.
Good Luck, I think you’re gonna need it.
P.S.- Merry Christmas to one and all.
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid . . . .
Screw DirectTV.
hugs Brighthouse cable box
Frank, next time, mail the gift to wherever she’s going. It really saves her the hassle.
As for the TSA, I supposed it hadn’t occured to them that a pistol magazine CANNOT cause any harm unless you disassembles it, and get the spring out. But by then, it’ll be totally useless as a magazine. God bless the gun ignorants.
dude