um….sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”…
listen to a story ’bout a man called “dude”
his parents were hippies, man that dude was screwed
then one day he was panhandlin’ for some foooooooooood…..
D’oh! can’t come up with a good rhyme!
please help!
I reckon HFL is gonna come out the hind end of that shark as the exact same thing he was when he went in.(But maybe being run through the bowels will take some of that G-d-awful patchouli stench off’em.)
51%+ of Americans are worse than incompetent, they are reckless because we re-elected W.
And if you believe that you’re a HFL and are soon to be whale, I mean shark shit.
“I think the Hate-Filled Lefty should have a theme song:
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
Okay, that needs work.”
Contest!
I left my Guitar in the car, so I can’t work out the chords right now. But they lyrics; It needs a fourth line.
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-hate-hate-fileed lefty
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
That smelly, unwashed, Hate-Filled Lefty
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt
Goo-goo-kachoob!
Or, if it’s hip-hop
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
So #$%#$% you, you #$%#$% @$%#@%$ before I bust a @#$#$ cap in yo’ #$@#$ @#%@$#% smelly @#$#@$ @#$@#$, mutha@#%$@#$
Speaking of Hate Filled Lefties, Kerry is joining a lawsuit to recount votes in my homeland of Ohio. If we’re going to have a pissing up a rope contest we should recount Jimma Carter’s votes and nullify his entire presidency.
To the tune of Hotel California:
welcome to the hate filled lefty’s nightmare
what a hellish place
he gets in your face
welcome to the hate filled lefty’s nightmare
you can punch him any time you want
but he can never leave
“I think the Hate-Filled Lefty should have a theme song:
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
Okay, that needs work.”
Contest!
I left my Guitar in the car, so I can’t work out the chords right now. But they lyrics; It needs a fourth line.
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-hate-hate-fileed lefty
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
That smelly, unwashed, Hate-Filled Lefty
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt
Goo-goo-kachoob!
Or, if it’s hip-hop
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
So #$%#$% you, you #$%#$% @$%#@%$ before I bust a @#$#$ cap in yo’ #$@#$ @#%@$#% smelly @#$#@$ @#$@#$, mutha@#%$@#$
Frank, you really gotta work on your B’s. They look like P’s, and you consistantly write them like that.
Otherwise, funny.
You should give Hate-Filled lefty the theme song of the George Clooney/Speed Racer cartoon they had on Saturday Night Live a few years back.
Go George Clooney! Go George Clooney! Go!
HFL should have went in feet first.. that would have been much funnier… we could see his lips move right up to the point that his hips disapeared, then he’d be done because ALL the HFLs talk out their A$$!!
Signed:
HFR
err…
AIC
(Stage is black)
H-F-L
(Pause for dramatic pourpses)
(Fireworks, milti-colored lighting)
YEEEEA! HE’S THE HATE FILLED LEFTY,
HE’S FILLED WITH HATE,
HIS BRAIN IS MUSH,
STUPIDITY IS HIS FATE!
HE’LL NEVER LEARN,
FOR THAT HE’LL BURN,
SO LET THE WATERS OF HATE CHURN!
(ELECTRIC GUTIAR SOLO)
HE’S A MUCKADOO,
HE SMELLS LIKE POO,
AND I’M TELLIN’ YOU,
WHAT HE WANTS TO DO,
(PAUSE)
IS HATE!
HATE!
HATE!
(To the tune of ‘Du Hast’)
Hate
Hate Filled
Lefty
Hate
Hate Filled
Lefty
Hate
Hate Filled
Lefty
Hate filled lefy,
Hate filled lefty,
Hate filled lefty is a stupid guy
HaTE IS WhAT HE ALLWAYS WANTS, FOR WITHOUT IT HE WOULD DIE…
(Chior: LAAAAAAA)
YA!
(Chior: LAAAA)
YA!
To Dropkick Murpheys’ Gauntlet
Well he just back from a protest all night
He was calling for peace, but got into a fight
His only real rebuttal is “go to hell”
When hit with ProtestWarrior’s truth and logic shells
Do you think he’s gonna make it, I so want to watch him die
We could sit her like the French or we could take him by surprize
It’s submission that he wants
It’s surrender that he pleads
When were doin’ it his way, the UN will be appeased.
You won’t change him, you won’t change him, though you never cease to try
You won’t change him, you won’t change him, instead of fight he’d rather die
You won’t change him, you won’t change him, But my friend will he change you
When they change you, when they change you, leftist Bull you’ll start to spew
Do you think he’s gonna make it, I so want to watch him die
We could sit her like the French or we could take him by surprize
It’s submission that he wants
It’s surrender that he pleads
When were doin’ it his way, the UN will be appeased.
to the tune of “Jerry was a Race Car Driver” by Primus
Lefty was a hate-filled Lefty
Liked to spout his crap
No one cared about a word he said
But he never would shut his trap
Lefty was a hate-filled Lefty
Didn’t care about anyone
Who didn’t share his twisted views
Let’s break his leg just for fun!
Chorus:
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ow!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ow!
HATE FILLED LEFTY (to the tune of Do-Re-Mi)
Lefty, a lefty, a hate filled lefty!
Hate, for all that is Republican!
Me, I want socialized health!
Control, their right to own a gun!
Vote! Even if you’re dead!
God, his name we surely oppose!
Gee, I cant wait till all our soldiers are dead!
And that will bring us back to– a bunch of angry conservatives, with GUNS!
FIRST! and also, very educational about the food chain…the weaker are eaten, while the stronger go out and vote…
…and vote correctly at least 51% of the people did.
Keep em coming Frank.
um….sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”…
listen to a story ’bout a man called “dude”
his parents were hippies, man that dude was screwed
then one day he was panhandlin’ for some foooooooooood…..
D’oh! can’t come up with a good rhyme!
please help!
I reckon HFL is gonna come out the hind end of that shark as the exact same thing he was when he went in.(But maybe being run through the bowels will take some of that G-d-awful patchouli stench off’em.)
moehawk:
Chomps came along and he chewed and chewed and chewed.
Here, fishy! Kill! Good fishy!
Was the fishy trained by Rumsfeld?
51%+ of Americans are worse than incompetent, they are reckless because we re-elected W.
And if you believe that you’re a HFL and are soon to be whale, I mean shark shit.
“I think the Hate-Filled Lefty should have a theme song:
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
Okay, that needs work.”
Contest!
I left my Guitar in the car, so I can’t work out the chords right now. But they lyrics; It needs a fourth line.
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-hate-hate-fileed lefty
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
That smelly, unwashed, Hate-Filled Lefty
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt
Goo-goo-kachoob!
Or, if it’s hip-hop
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
So #$%#$% you, you #$%#$% @$%#@%$ before I bust a @#$#$ cap in yo’ #$@#$ @#%@$#% smelly @#$#@$ @#$@#$, mutha@#%$@#$
Speaking of Hate Filled Lefties, Kerry is joining a lawsuit to recount votes in my homeland of Ohio. If we’re going to have a pissing up a rope contest we should recount Jimma Carter’s votes and nullify his entire presidency.
To the tune of Hotel California:
welcome to the hate filled lefty’s nightmare
what a hellish place
he gets in your face
welcome to the hate filled lefty’s nightmare
you can punch him any time you want
but he can never leave
“I think the Hate-Filled Lefty should have a theme song:
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
Okay, that needs work.”
Contest!
I left my Guitar in the car, so I can’t work out the chords right now. But they lyrics; It needs a fourth line.
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-hate-hate-fileed lefty
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
That smelly, unwashed, Hate-Filled Lefty
or
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt
Goo-goo-kachoob!
Or, if it’s hip-hop
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
He’s the Hate-Filled Lefty,
It’s funny when he gets hurt!
So #$%#$% you, you #$%#$% @$%#@%$ before I bust a @#$#$ cap in yo’ #$@#$ @#%@$#% smelly @#$#@$ @#$@#$, mutha@#%$@#$
I love the shark, very artistic. Keep practicing Frank, you are getting good!
Frank, you really gotta work on your B’s. They look like P’s, and you consistantly write them like that.
Otherwise, funny.
You should give Hate-Filled lefty the theme song of the George Clooney/Speed Racer cartoon they had on Saturday Night Live a few years back.
Go George Clooney! Go George Clooney! Go!
OOOH! How cute! The baby Great White from the Sandiego Aquarium. No?
HFL should have went in feet first.. that would have been much funnier… we could see his lips move right up to the point that his hips disapeared, then he’d be done because ALL the HFLs talk out their A$$!!
Signed:
HFR
err…
AIC
It was his own fault. Momma always said, “Don’t stand too close to the shark tank wearing ketchup.”
(Stage is black)
H-F-L
(Pause for dramatic pourpses)
(Fireworks, milti-colored lighting)
YEEEEA! HE’S THE HATE FILLED LEFTY,
HE’S FILLED WITH HATE,
HIS BRAIN IS MUSH,
STUPIDITY IS HIS FATE!
HE’LL NEVER LEARN,
FOR THAT HE’LL BURN,
SO LET THE WATERS OF HATE CHURN!
(ELECTRIC GUTIAR SOLO)
HE’S A MUCKADOO,
HE SMELLS LIKE POO,
AND I’M TELLIN’ YOU,
WHAT HE WANTS TO DO,
(PAUSE)
IS HATE!
HATE!
HATE!
Damn! I hate that double click reflex!
(To the tune of ‘Du Hast’)
Hate
Hate Filled
Lefty
Hate
Hate Filled
Lefty
Hate
Hate Filled
Lefty
Hate filled lefy,
Hate filled lefty,
Hate filled lefty is a stupid guy
HaTE IS WhAT HE ALLWAYS WANTS, FOR WITHOUT IT HE WOULD DIE…
(Chior: LAAAAAAA)
YA!
(Chior: LAAAA)
YA!
Greg, you put a lot of thought into that. shudders 🙂
Wow, your artistry is better than Ted Rall, as is your content!
I hate you
You hate me
Lets hang Lefty from a tree….
To the tune of the Barney song
What comic? Was it removed?
To Dropkick Murpheys’ Gauntlet
Well he just back from a protest all night
He was calling for peace, but got into a fight
His only real rebuttal is “go to hell”
When hit with ProtestWarrior’s truth and logic shells
Do you think he’s gonna make it, I so want to watch him die
We could sit her like the French or we could take him by surprize
It’s submission that he wants
It’s surrender that he pleads
When were doin’ it his way, the UN will be appeased.
You won’t change him, you won’t change him, though you never cease to try
You won’t change him, you won’t change him, instead of fight he’d rather die
You won’t change him, you won’t change him, But my friend will he change you
When they change you, when they change you, leftist Bull you’ll start to spew
Do you think he’s gonna make it, I so want to watch him die
We could sit her like the French or we could take him by surprize
It’s submission that he wants
It’s surrender that he pleads
When were doin’ it his way, the UN will be appeased.
to the tune of “Jerry was a Race Car Driver” by Primus
Lefty was a hate-filled Lefty
Liked to spout his crap
No one cared about a word he said
But he never would shut his trap
Lefty was a hate-filled Lefty
Didn’t care about anyone
Who didn’t share his twisted views
Let’s break his leg just for fun!
Chorus:
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ow!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ow!
HATE FILLED LEFTY (to the tune of Do-Re-Mi)
Lefty, a lefty, a hate filled lefty!
Hate, for all that is Republican!
Me, I want socialized health!
Control, their right to own a gun!
Vote! Even if you’re dead!
God, his name we surely oppose!
Gee, I cant wait till all our soldiers are dead!
And that will bring us back to– a bunch of angry conservatives, with GUNS!
LMAO! Sure as hell was…