The Hate-Filled Lefty Makes a New Friend

He’s The Hate-Filled Lefty!
He’s The Hate-Filled Lefty!
He doesn’t know when to shut up.
He’s The Hate-Filled Lefty!
He’s The Hate-Filled Lefty!
It’s sure is fun to beat him up.

Okay, I’m still working on the theme song.

Yay! Comics make me laugh and are good!

33 Comments

  1. Until now I believe all of your comics have been drawn from the same distance aspect. I commend you on the addition of ‘close-ups’.
    I must admit some disappointment, however, that HFL made it thru without a solid beating.

  2. Okay, is he like “The Batman” and “The Ohio State University” or is he like “Spiderman?” or “Talking Heads?” Because you’re calling him “The hate filled lefty” but in your song you leave out the the.
    I expect you to answer this compelling and crucial issue.

  3. i dont think that your HFL comics is going to do anything to convice left of center voters to switch to our side…
    really your doing nothing to help the american people, your further angering a whole section of them.
    your dividing the country…

  4. God, I hope Linda Sharp was kidding. I don’t think I want anyone on “our side” who:
    1) Thinks you’re dividing the country with the genius that is the HFL, and
    2) Doesn’t know the difference between “you’re” and “your.”

  5. Oddly enough, Charlie Chaplain did portray a Hitler-like character in a wartime movie, spoofing the Turd Reich.
    Mr. Chaplain would not be a friend to the Hate-Filled Lefty. Must be Hitler.
    Unless Charlie Chaplain is pretending to be Hitler in order to infiltrate the Hate-Filled Lefty’s inner circle… and then wipe him out.
    Shouldn’t the HFL be gradually getting smaller, as he is being consumed from the inside by his own hate?

  6. Frank-
    Please rethink the whole ‘the’ thing… By calling him THE HFL, you’re implying that there’s only one. We all KNOW that isn’t reality! By leaving him HFL, it’s just his name… Just like there are multiple Georges or Johns or Pauls in the world. There can be multiple HFLs in the world too. (although there should be a law againt it)

  7. Speaking of hate-filled lefties, has anyone checked out Ted Rall lately? In place of his ussually hate-filled, anti-American column he simply reprints an article about some idiot Iraqi who gave up a life of luxury to join the terrorists and matry himself in Fallujah. How unusual for a lefty to spread the propaganda of our enemy. Seaking of which, can anyone tell me how far someone like Rall has to go before he commits treason, other than taking up arms and fighting along side the enemy ala John “Taliban” Walker? At the very least, Rall needs a good beating with the winner’s stick.

  8. I can’t read Rall’s columns. They scare me and make my brain hurt. But I like to laugh at his funny comics.
    What? His comics aren’t supposed to be funny? He thinks they’re serious???
    Well, they make ME laugh…

  9. Linda Sharp, the comics are not intended to make liberals switch to our side…they are intended to portray “their” side so we can all get our guns and pitchforks and kill them. Not at all divisive.

  10. Uh…we were hoping to bring lefties to our side? Like that is even possible, but if it were a choice, I think we’d choose to just ridicule and torment them instead. Actually HFL will serve to further unite the U.S. by showing all in the middle how stupid they would be to follow such imbeciles and causing then to run for their lives to the right giving the right an even larger majority. That’s my kinda uniting.

  11. Heeee hates you
    Because he’s depressed
    Heeee hates you
    Because you’re not
    He really needs to get laid
    But it’ll never come
    Because he needs a sandwich
    Heeee hates you
    Because professor says to
    Heeee hates you
    Because you like Bush
    He’ll actually get laid one day
    But it’ll be by frowning fat girls
    Who look just like Jeanane Garofalo
    He hates success, so he taxes it!
    Heeeeeeeeeee’s the hate-filled lefty!

  12. Oh great, thanks loads Frank. You dismissed the the issue with a stroke of a pen, instead of leaving it to fester for years and cause a major, jihad spawning rift in the ranks of the HFL’s fans. You never let us have any fun (pout.)

  13. Is it just me or do the hippies and the terrorist scum look a lot alike; scraggly facial hair, smelly, ratty clothing, and tangled masses of hair?
    If they do, I can see why they support each other, they look alike!

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