Want to have IMAO in your car and at parties? Then buy this limited edition IMAO Christmas CD. It contains all the previous IMAO audio bits on this page redone in higher quality audio as regular CD tracks plus some new audio sketches. The new sketches are Buck the Marine visiting the first graders for career day, Rumsfeld also visiting for career day, and a more than five minute epic audio sketch in which Bush has to save Christmas from the terrorists that’s worth the price of admission alone.
Also, you get the IMAO Happy Dance with super cool editing effects done with some expensive new software. If you say you’ve ever seen a happier dance… then you’re a dirty liar!
The cost of the CD is only $10 (plus $2 for shipping and handling). If you’re an IMAO fan and don’t buy one, then you are less than dirt. So order them now while you still have time to get it before Christmas for yourself and to introduce your friends and families and liberals you hate to IMAO! It’s Fan-tas-great!
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UPDATE: I’ll have some teaser clips from the new material up soon and maybe one image from the Happy Dance (to reveal too much would be criminal because it is hilarious).
Did I win a book?
What a bunch of crap!!! I see 0 comments and get all excited and actually did manage to be first (even though I’m not slobberingly retarded enough to post “first”).
I am using AOL for my ISP and this was my second first but I still don’t get a book even though I have never actually commented with “first”.
It’s just sort of bitter is all I’m trying to say…
THIRD!!!
(Just for spite)
I just ordered it!
Now I have something fun to listen to in the car while driving home for Christmas.
Thanks Frank!
Will the happy dance be viewable on a dvd?
Does that silly hat really have the power to contain a nuke? What’s it made of?
Curses, Frank!
Why must you try to drain my wallet? I refuse to pay $10(+$2 S&H)! And I don’t care if I’m less than dirt, I consider myself than fancy “Miracle Gro” kind.
Well I’m better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients! I can’t compete with that stuff.
What’s with all the UN flags for sale? I suppose they’re for wiping your shoes on.
If I plant spikes will they keep my neighbors off my lawn?
Actually, setting out a single Spike Lee will do the job.
Josh,
If you plant your neighbors it will keep them off your lawn.
Frank, you dog. Just cuz you have a hawt girlfriend and a funny web page, you think you can force us to give you money to see the happy dance.
/shakes head
That’s just not right 😉
Do you know much that camera and editing software cost?
Now pay up; it’s worth it.
Yeah, but is it Franktastic?
i know how much they cost. not to mention my cinematographer fee.
I’ll probably pay, but this Happy Dance better be 10 times better than the Bush Money Walk
I bought one. But I used my real name. Now, no one will every know.
Hear that…that is the worlds smallest violin playing just for Frank.
Cry me a river funny man.
Also can someone burn me a copy?
Yes! CD’s are good for listening, watching, and burning! Buy two!
You can also sharpen them to use as “throwin ninja cutters”
Ahem. I was under the impression that we would see the happy dance FOR FREE.
Happy Dance too expensive. You pay! It cheap and you get good stuff. Part the money from each CD purchase goes towards The Making Frank Rich Fund
jonag –
you must have arrived late. quick recap – Frank sold out. Now he is the man and is oppressing us by coming up with other uses for the cd’s so we have to buy many instead of just one.
Frank Rich? Didn’t he used to play for Buffalo?
and you want our money so that you can ‘make’ this Frank Rich fellow? I thought there were conservative values on this site!
oh, I think that was Frank Riech that played for Buffalo. My bad.
You’re right. My bad. Frank Reich is retired now.
Frank Rich writes for the New York Times.
So which one were you trying to make here, Frank? Hmmm?
(the leading to the conclusion that Frank is trying to make Frank Reich, former Buffalo Bills quarterback, is an example of a 60 Minutes verified, indisputable, fact-checked expose’)
Just buy the CD or Santa will hate you! Have very unmerry Christmas without it.
Evil Frank J, exploiting our want of a Happy Dance for money. Oh well, I’ll buy it anyway. As soon as I get $12.00
Can’t I just download it for free? If the MPAA can’t catch me… how can Frank?
bad ducky! remember, ladies, part of the proceeds go toward the make sarahk look pretty in platinum fund!
at least, that’s my view of it.
Political promises, I tell you!!! Next he’ll be raising our taxes to read IMAO! Frank evil! Me no pay!
uhh… confused… only understand “make sarahk look pretty”. ugh… starting to want buy CD… want buy two or three… want give lots of munny to frank for “make sarahk pretty fund”… uhh…
Curses! Common sense restored! Bad sarahk! No money for Frank! Give me happy dance! Gimme gimme gimme!!!
Frank J. need money for funny!
Sound more like Frank J. need money for honey.
Wow, gotta wait LONG time for Happy Dance, then PAY for it?
JIHAD!
How can Santa hate me when HE’S DEAD??? That’s right Frank, I hate to be the one to break it to you but SANTA IS DEAD!!! Now go film a Sad Dance to try to exploit your faithful readers with. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I heard Frank J.’s going to take screen shots from it, then post some to tempt you to buy the CD.
Well, I didn’t hear that. I made it up. But, hey, who knows?
My order has been placed. However, as it has now been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Frank J. and Ted Rall are one and the same, I demand a partial refund.
I am willing to concede that Frank may in fact have multiple personalities. Being the fair minded person I am, it is acceptable that the refund be pro-rated.
In other words, if Frank has 67 discrete (as opposed to indiscreet) personalities, the refund only need be 1/67th of the total. So c’mon Ted, cough it up.
EEEvvviiilll Frank J. Eeevviiilll capitalist pig jooooo!
/looks for VISA card number or PayPal password ’cause life can’t continue without Happy Dance and continuance of funny /
If I buy the CD Satan will hate me? Well thats not too bad…
Oh wait thats Santa…my bad.
If I buy one will you autograph it for me?
I feel like i’ve already given so much. I endorsed Frank for Funniest Humor site. Where did it get me? Dead Last. (I of course accept no responsibility in this matter.) DEAD laST!
Frank, do you ship the CD to the UK?
lol, i really want to see this :p
I could see forking over $12 if Scrappleface were selling funny. He won a funny contest after all…
Second place is worth $6 maybe…
John K, that was cold.
Funny, but cold…
The CDs are selling well and you need to get your orders in soon if you want to receive your CD before Christmas!
Frank, you’ve made a powerful enemy today (in deep sinister Montgomery Burns voice). Smithers, get me my happy dance!
I was waiting to find it on the file sharing world.
Didn’t Frank Rich get pardoned so he could work for the UN’s oil for bribes program?
(SarahK needs no enhancements…)
RED ALERT! TELL FRANK! THE IMAO T-SHIRTS CANNOT BE PURCHACED! IT SAID THERE IS AN ERROR! ALERT FRANK J AT ONCE!
Never mind, I had a moron chip issue.
BOOO I want FREE ice cream, paying for ice cream is unheard of
All,
The first orders for the IMAO Christmas CD have been shipped! Look for them in the mail soon.
By the way; don’t be some faggety liberal victim proudly proclaiming: “I hate you because I never pay for anything Frank and I’m going to steal your work on KaaZaa.”
That sounds like a six year-old in the toy aisle of the store screaming “I WANT I WANT I WANT” without a thought about the economics behind producing goods in a free market. In a Blue State, that kid will be coddled by the idiot parents and latter put into therapy. In Red States, a fellow shopper will politely offer the advice “that kid needs to have the sass slapped out of him” to anyone within earshot.
(And who’s to say that those who steal songs and videos off of KaaZaa aren’t also apt to bugger little kids and murder prostitutes for fun?)
Speaking of Red States/Blue States, Frank J. has received orders from everywhere–MA, NC, MD, AL, WI, and several different orders from Austin, Texas–who knew IMAO was so popular in Austin? Those IMAO Fans will have a Merry Christmas when they get their CDs in a few days!
As you know Frank will post some teasers for the IMAO Christmas CD exclusive content on the Web, but you will also be able to hear some of that content this Saturday between 10a-noon (PACIFIC TIME) on Republican Radio in Seattle, WA. Check the Republican Radio website to find out how you can listen in your area!
Ummm…
yeah…
okay…
Won’t be stealing the stuff on Kazaa. Nosiree. What sort of maniac would even put it up on Kazaa to begin with?
That would be bad…