Frank J said we all have to answer these questions if we want to prove ourselves to be real bloggers. So…
1. Who the [creme brulee] do you think you are?
do i have to capitalize? ok, fine. I’m the lovely and talented SarahK. Sweetest and bestest T-Shirt Babe in the blogosphere, ALIAS freak, blogger.
2. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumb[pinkytoe]?
I’m a CPA. For you engineers out there, that’s an acronym for Certified Public Accountant. That’s right. I make a living carrying the one.
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
I was the co-editor of my high school literary magazine, but really Juan did all the work. So yeah.
4. Do you even read newspapers?
It comes on paper?
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
No, but if FoxNews made a “newspaper”, I’d read it.
6. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
I used to be. But I moved to the east coast of Florida, where my favorite Joooo is not on the radio, and the morning talk people who really like bloggers got replaced. So yeah, I listen to Toby Keith sing about Mother Freedom ringing people’s bells.
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
No, I’m too busy listening to the FoxNewspaper.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
I don’t like noise. So shut up or I’ll… uh… be a fascist.
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
No, I don’t like Hondas.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
Is hick supposed to be an insult? I’m a Texan, you Yankee. Anyway, I’ve been to Greece, Israel and Egypt. Egypt had too much dirt, and I got scared inside one of the pyramids; Greece was spelled incorrectly; and Israel had too many Joooos. No wait, I forgot I’m a Republican. Israel… too many churches. But floating in the Dead Sea was cool.
11. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?
‘Cause I’m a girl and don’t like to get my hair dirty.
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?
I’m sooo gonna tell her you said that.
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
One time I made apricot Jell-o. It was yummy.
14. Once again, who the [creme brulee] do you think you are?!
Mmm. Creme brulee. I’m hungry.
Brilliant answers! And I so love creme brulee! (first)
“That’s right. I make a living carrying the one.”
SarahK, do you mind if I quote you on my business cards?
after number 9, I instinctively added a rimshot in my head. sounded great, if it was just in my head.
I didn’t know sarahk was a CPA. I’m studying to be one. To bad she’s taken already.
yes, brilliant answers! and, i like your sissification of aitch-eee-el-el, cause if you’ve ever worked in a restaurant and had to make a bunch of creme brulees when you’re busy doing other stuff, it’s a good analogy!
i think you’re getting the hang of the IMAO type of funny! (but with your girly kind of twist!)
ok, off to mountaineermusings…
Just make sure to keep it cold. Boo yah.
I’ve been waiting all day to read your responce SarahK.
keep the funny coming!
Frank, your girlfriend is yummy! If I were Robert Redford I’d pay you a million dollars for her 😉
I love it! Especially number 9! I was eating cake for breakfast and, well, now my dog is!
Frank J’s gotta be the luckiest guy in the world. A CPA with looks and personality; such a rare find. I had heard such a lovely creature existed, but I thought it was a myth. Frank J you lucky super-hero you.
Sarah says: “I listen to Toby Keith sing about Mother Freedom ringing people’s bells.”
Boy, I’d love to hear Sarah sing along with that one, especially to hear:
“…we’ll put a boot in your [pinkeytoe], It’s the American way”
and to see how she would stay on rhythm.
phin,
I am the luckiest guy in the world 🙂
phin, it’s true. 🙂 and i’m the luckiest girl in the world.
JFH, it’s not as hard as you might think.
karanadon137, sorry, but you wouldn’t stand a chance. i don’t date CPAs, they’re boring. 😉
Ashley, uh, sure.
You’re the perfect one and only soft side of IMAO! How can someone be so sweet and yet carry such a big weapon?!
chip off the not so old block. you are so funny and quick witted and beautiful…from your mommy