Hi, SarahK here, reminding all of you who don’t give a rat’s pinkytoe what I have to say about American Idol to scan past this post and start a blog called “I Hate SarahK” if you so desire, because I just don’t care. Have a nice day!
UPDATE: Frank says I shouldn’t blog while angry. But I’m not angry, I’m just sad.
Songs from the year you were born… whatever. Hmmm. I wonder if Simon is wearing a t-shirt.
Nadia 01 – Boring and naked. But I like the hair and the earrings. Bleh. Audience: stupid. Hmm, Paula wants to start with the ups and the highs, and she comes to see just what Nadia’s gonna wear. How ’bout a judge who comes to hear Nadia’s voice? Musical wallpaper? No, Simon, more like musical drywall (naked, see).
Simon is touching Ryan Seacrest, and I’m disturbed.
Bo 02 – Wow, Bo was such a cute baby. I sure wish he would rock again. Ok, so he did, but it was kinda boring. He needs to stop doing the songs he loves and do the songs that are gonna wow us. Simon is actually the only one with good advice on that one.
Anwar 03 – Am I the only one yawning tonight? Seriously, it’s like I took a Dramamine and played back the DVR recording in slo-mo. I think there are some dish bubbles in there slowly popping, maybe I can catch their second act while I wait for the end of tonight’s show. I do like what Anwar is wearing though, because I love brown.
My engagement ring is so pretty. Comforting and safe, that ring is.
Hall & Oates, what happened to that awful pr0n mustache that one guy used to have?
Anthony 04 – He looks cute tonight, like a Dutch pop star. That reminds me, I have these little Dutch dolls that my mom bought from Home Interiors like 30 years ago, and she gave them to me, or I stole them… Where was I? Oh yes, Anthony, who went from “my jeans are baggy in all the wrong places” to “my jeans are way too tight everywhere, and SarahK is trying not to barf all over Frank”. I disagree with all the judges, that song was like watching a dew drop make its way from the tip of the blade of St. Augustine grass to the root. Whoa isn’t that exciting.
Vonzell 05 – Ok, she makes me feel incredibly old, because I remember when “Let’s Hear it for the Boy” was on the radio. It didn’t show her vocal range at all, it was so boring. Ok, I probably shouldn’t be blogging this at all (here, or on mountaineer musings), because I’m apparently in a foul mood. Probably because I’ve been crying half the night, so give me a break and shut up.
Scott 06 – Oh dear, I can’t imagine I’ll have nice things to say, just because he puts as much effort into his songs as I put into liking Paula as a judge and resisting dark chocolate. Have I mentioned that not even I have as bad stage presence as Scott? And they didn’t even let me on AI because of my bad stage presence. Doggone, I hate eating my words, but I have to say, he was good tonight (the second half) and not lazy (the second half). Next week, is it too much to hope for a whole song out of him?
I just want to give Paula a big carafe of coffee and take away her valium and see if she can not appear drunk for one evening.
Carrie 07 – 1983. “Love is a Battlefield”, LOL, we just watched 13 Going on 30 Sunday night. Wow, she looks great, sounds fabulous, and she has completely taken over the rock scene from Nadia. Absolutely the best performance tonight so far, not surprising. Randy and Simon apparently had some of Paula’s “Coke”, so don’t listen to them.
Hold on, I’ve gotta go put on my “Hands Off” t-shirt, because Constantine is going to try to molest me with his eyes in the next few.
Constantine 08 – Wow, “Bohemian Rhapsody”, I can’t wait to hear it. I’m so ashamed of myself, I loved it. It was actually the best of the night, and I feel like I’ve betrayed myself. Shame on me.
My order tonight:
Constantine
Carrie
My engagement ring
Bo
Vonzell
Scott
Anwar
Nadia
Anthony
who’s going home? i’m guessing Nadia or Anthony.
most true progressives all ready know this btu that guy from American idol constantine is totaly related to progressive blogger icon markos moulitsas. he is markos’s older borther
constantine is truely teh modern hero for all like minded progressives like myself
SarahK
Why in the hell are you sad? You’ve got someone who loves you by pure free will. Can’t get any better than that.
Then again, that begs the question of the magnitude of your sorrow. Are we talking I’m-sad-because-FrankJ-died-suddenly-in
a-horrible-car-wreck or are we talking one-of-the-cats-hurt-himself-ergo-I’m-sad kinda thing?
Just curious….
Corrolary to The Iron Fist rule: if you think you’re too sad for blogging then you’re too sad. I guess blogging washes a bit of sadness away.
OT
Separated (Reincarnated?!) at Birth?
I wonder who invented the pornostache.
Is John Bolton the father of the pornostache?
There as a vampire-slut movie made about John Bolton
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00061QJAI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I’m on the left coast..so Idol hasn’t aired here yet tonight.
I’m a big Idol fan too. It’s one of my href=http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/2005/03/guilty.html>guilty pleasures.
She’s sad because singing a song from the year she was born would mean listening to the oldies station for ideas…..just kidding!
i made my best friend sad, and for this i am very sorry and sad.
i love you sarah, and if you don’t know anything else in the world, please know that.
please don’t be sad
I think Nadia is out. I don’t ever remember hearing that song and I remember lot’s of music from that year (c’mon, it was junior high). And she WAS naked (just about). Anthony will stay in only because he picked a song people like even if he didn’t do it justice. I LOVE Hall and Oates!!!!! I hope you feel better after you get your tooth taken care of and don’t let the turkey’s (I don’t know why they’re hanging around here anyway) get you down.
i know you love me. i love you too.
Sad?
What new devilry is this?
Poor persecuted Sarah. Nobody has attacked you or said that they hate you. Your taste was criticized but not you personally. If you can’t take that you should not allow comments.
Sometimes people disagree with you. It is just a fact of life. That doesn’t mean they hate you and it is not a reason to throw a tantrum. You are smarter than that.
P.S. AI still sucks and doesn’t belong here.
Frank J…buddy..maybe you should rethink this. Anybody who would waste a nanosecond watching something as idiotic as “American Idol” is, well, obviously a little slow. Prepare for a lot of tedious conversations. And a lot of Britney-Spears-quality thoughts.
Good luck, ya poor guy.
Hey Sarah, til we’re paying to view the site and not the other way around feel free to post on whatever ya want. The important people love ya. 🙂
it’s just. so. hard. to scroll. past. 4. lines. of text. and takes soooo much longer than typing a big stupid comment about how much you hate what someone posts. waaaaahhhh, here’s a tissue.
and don’t worry, only 7 more weeks of it. i have faith you can deal with it.
“My engagement ring is so pretty…”
heh… sarahk got ditracted by a bright, shiny object
Okay Sarah, why don’t you follow your own advice and scroll past comments you don’t agree with? Need a tissue? Why do you have to get upset when people comment on an open forum? It’s life, kid, get used to it.
As long as you post AI crap you will get comments about how AI sucks. It is simply a fact. I have faith that you can deal with that.
By the way, I disagree with Frank M. Sarah is not slow, she just has no taste in TV and music. There is a difference.
Sarah, my apologies. Biff, I stand corrected.
You’re free to post whatever you like.
Frank’s free to include whoever he wants on the blog.
But, you might want to consider the musical role Linda McCartney played with Wings.
i only saw maybe 90 seconds of the show, while the movie i watched was rewinding (yes, vhs is outdated, but the used ones are really frickin cheap), but i thought that nadia girl looked like a slutty whitney houston, and that’s not easy to do.
SarahK
How about instead of watching American Idol (a program which could hurt your feelings if your favored candidate doesn’t advance), you watch this nice Audioslave DVD?
Or you could go rockin’ with Dokken…
Nothing like loud driving rock music to cure sadness…
Replacing one form of crap with another is no alternative.
If I start an “I Hate SarahK” blog, will you be my friend?