Despite the fun I had with you today regarding the sale of the imao.us domain name to a group of Japanese investors, I wasn’t kidding yesterday when I noted that I had made a big deal for the imao website. I’m proud to announce that my first book has just been picked up for publication!
What is the subject matter, you may ask? Well, you all know that I’m passionate about the conservative movement and political humor. But, you likley aren’t aware of another cause that is near and dear to my heart . . .
. . . breastfeeding kittens.
Most people don’t know that human breastmilk is the best food for kittens and contains the right amount of nutrients, in the right proportions, for the growing cat. A living, biological fluid, it contains many unique components, including lactoferrin for optimal absorption of iron and protection of the gut from harmful bacteria; lipases to assist in digestion of fats; and special growth factors and hormones that contribute to optimal feline growth and development. Furthermore, what’s good for kittens is good for cat owners! Breastfeeding kittens is a joyful and relaxing experience that has been shown to lower blood pressure and bring on a sense of peace and tranquility. It’s also a boon for the pocketbook–you fellow cat owners know how fast the cost of kitten chow and whole milk adds up!
Now you too can learn about the joys of breastfeeding kittens by purchasing a copy of my new book in the imao.us store:
And don’t stop with the book–why don’t you also purchase one of my new t-shirts to help spread the good word about kitten breastfeeding.
Remember, a breastfed cat is a happy cat!
That is really, really disturbing.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Careful, you don’t want to get the FCC upset. After all, some folks might consider the above photos
to be kitty porn….
rocking back and forth in the corner
“no, kitties, no, no kitties….”
I’ve been doing this for years.
Didn’t realize that it had health benefits, though.
Or that it was a socially acceptable practice. . . .
The cover of the book says “By IMAO.com’s Frank J. Flemming” – so it is beginning to look like you may be the one buying the domain from the handle guys.
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! CALL THE FCC!
For the love of all that is good! NO!
Check out the FrankJ evil eyes….aaaaaaaaaah…I’m blinded!
Turns out that for all the macho bluster, Frank’s just another damned catblogger…
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE Frank!! First I’m dumped to someone selling hammers and hardware from THREE different links earlier today, and then when I come back tonight, I find THIS!?!??!?!
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Holy Crap! That’s sick!
Although I’m strangely aroused?
You seriously need to sell that T-shirt!
Where’s that T-shirt babe?
all you never wanted to know about male lactation:
http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm
who knew?
I’m guessing it’s safe to say that SarahK will not be modeling that shirt?
Frank, I know you’re working on getting in touch with your feminine side, now that you’re getting married and all, but I don’t think that’s what Sarah had in mind.
In the words of my daughter….eeeew, gross.
You’ve moved a tad beyond funny & into sick…. bleech…shivers
Whoa.. wait… is SarahK going to model this method as well? Then, Whooo hoo, you go girl!
I find it quite funny, in a sad sort of way.
In the words of Stan Marsh…Holy @#&%, dude!
Wow. I sure didn’t see that one coming.
Good news, SarahK! You won’t always be the one getting up in the middle of the night when FrankJ jr. gets hungry…
Tough tittie said the kitty,but the milk’s still good. 😉
Hey Frank,am I imagining things,or is your surname spelled wrong on the ‘Dummies’ book?
Congrats on the book deal.Just found your site today, and find it very interesting. I’m mostly new to
this blogging scene. I have my own blog where I answer people’s questions they send into me. I’ve definately booked marked your site.
Morris
Congrats on the book deal.Just found your site today, and find it very interesting. I’m mostly new to
this blogging scene. I have my own blog where I answer people’s questions they send into me. I’ve definately booked marked your site.
Morris
ewwwww. ewww and ewww.
For the love of God no!!
At least you’ve found a new hobby.
Is this what waiting for marriage leads to?????? I’m finding myself a cheap hooker tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL! the t-shirt is sooo funny! very funny, CH.
Damn you’re funny frankj.
Keep up the great work.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week!! (And I really NEED to see something funny after this depressing week). Too funny Frank!
Frank & Sarah:
Why is the t-shirt link coming from Sarah’s site?
Hey! I didn’t write this!
Did I…
it reminds me of Sin City. Its funny, but it’s got some disturbing elements to it . . .
So, one of your sponsors is now the Fe-Leche League?
Fe-Leche!? TOO funny!!
Is this where Frank got the idea:
http://yonkis.com/w.php?id=16112004183015.jpg
Whew! Yer hot Frank. I see you and I thing DANG! I want sum man on man ACKSHUN!
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA! I GOT A STIFFY, COUSIN BUBBA!
SLOBBER SLOBBER SLOBBER!
DROOL DROOL DROOL!
You’re an ass.
ROFLMAO
I agree with Ann.
My Senators here in Alabama are filibustering over forbidding gays from adopting children. I’m gonna call ’em and BEG them to add an amendment forbidding FrankJ from bre… nurs…. ick doing that!
But at least the catblogging is on Friday this time.
I really really really did not need to see this, and not this late at night either. I like to go to sleep with peaceful, calm thoughts…
sounds like you need a kitten john–to take the edge off 😉
Frank…
As a fellow gun owning, freedom loving Conservative.
You’re starting to scare me.
Or as Hank Hill would say:
“That boy’s not right!”
Jack.
Just when I think I’ve seen it all, THIS! Sure hope she doesn’t bite you!
Why don’t you publish your own first book and sell it on your website along with the T shirts? Would be a start and who knows, you might do well doing that. Also maybe an ebook for starters would be a good idea. We can’t wait for things to happen, have to make them do so.
I found this funny as hell, but it’s about a quarter ’til six my time and I haven’t been able to sleep at all… So pretty much anything that would be funny to a stoner or a happy drunk is funny to me right now. Many of the comments were funny too.
To all of you who are worried about Frank’s mental health: it looks like this is the work of Sarah K’s evil fake twin.
And for the record, I found it hilarious. :o)
Hey FrankJ, you ought to get some tips from this lady:
Woman breastfeeds tiger cubs
The cat on the T-shirt needs a milk mustache.
Right-wing extremist nutjobs should all be burlap-bagged and drowned like my grandfather used to do to the feral kittens he found on his property.