Sorry no post today so ingeniously funny that you thank your pagan gods for your meager existence. Unfortunately, I’m sick.
Again?!
Yeah, again. But this time I went to the doctor to get back to 100% as quickly as possible, all to serve you, the reader.
That makes me feel special!
You should feel special. Anyway, I’ll rest up and think of funny, and you can wait expectantly for all the super cool things IMAO will bring you in the future.
first!
Sorry Frank, you know, firsting is like a drug and all.
I hope you feel better soon.
Caught a cold myself this last weekend, so I empathize.
Your funny is enough to make up for slack days.
Hey frank show some more hatemail. I was going to write you one but I couldn’t de-evolve enough to write liberal ideas.
Krazy Kats are Known Karriers of Ksickness. Ksave yourself! Kill the Kats and Kget a Kdog.
/me takes jimmyb’s keyboard away from him and bashes him over the head with it.
Too bad “/me” doesn’t work 🙁 .
ur obviously allergic to exercise you lazy @$$ 😀
Next time you get sick and stop posting, Frank J. will make Chomps
get run over. 😉
Hope you are feeling better soon. And not just because I want more funny!
Blenster
Get well soon, oh great dispatcher of monkeys!
Umm…if you do can I have it so I can put it in my chili and possible sue and get billions of dollars?
Hope you get well soon. Take as much time as necessary to get well; your health is more important than anything else. We’ll do our best to hold off the ninjas while you’re gone.
Dear Frankie-Boy, I am worried about you. Follow the Doctor’s advice and get better soon. Remember lots of fluids, and I don’t mean beer! Love ya, Mama
P.S. Call me soon.
frank feel better mate, at least you have your own t shirt babe nurse to care for you….;) 😉
ronin waiting expectorantly
Attention all there is a bizarro Frank J at Townhall using the real Frank J tag line “know thy enemy”. Will the real Frank J please stand up?
here is the url http://www.townhall.com/columnists/frankjgaffneyjr/fg20050516.shtml check it out yourself
I’d be careful Frank, Harvey is ‘shooting’ for your job.
Read the comments.
Hah! Capitalist swine! Our benevolent Excellency has ordered us to offer you access to our most superiour government medical center. The greatest medical care on Earth is only 80 miles off the coast of Florida… how else could anyone survive the swim to America? For our Left-Coast Comrades; a covert trip north of your imperialist border will gain access to over 1 of our branch offices. (Fake id required.)
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(Get well soon… I think some of your phlegm is stuck to the inside of my screen.)
Thank you for not saying you’ll be back to “110%” soon. I really hate that. It makes me unleash my wrath, which I really would rather not do, unless someone misuses percentages. Or the apostrophe.
Also, Phat Tony??? OH MY HECK, are you Tony Crooked-Face from 24??? Eeeee! Do you get killed in the finale?? I hope you don’t get killed. DOES KIEFER GET KILLED?? Wait, you probably know him as Jack. DOES JACK GET KILLED??? Nevermind, I don’t want to know.