The news reports are saying the runaway bride is quoted as saying her wedding is not canceled, rather the wedding is postponed.
When her fiance was told this he responded in which way?
A. “Well, we obviously need to sort some things out.”
B. “This whole thing is sort of my fault. The other day I asked her ‘do you want to forget all this big wedding mess and just run off?’, I forgot to add ‘together’ and I guess this is what happens when you assume.”
C. “Postponed? POSTPONED?, Yeah postponed, until pigs fly, out of my butt, over a frozen Hell.”
If I were him, the answer would be “C” all the way. If I were feeling that polite. :o)
Uh answer B is the funniest, but I would have to go with C. Yeh, C is definitely the right answer.
“Listen, bitch. Not only did you leave me jilted. Not only did you fake a kidnapping to get away from me. Not only did I have to fly to Albewhoosits to get you.
Now you say we’re postponing the wedding to work some things out?
Give me my money back. Give me my money back. And don’t forget about my black t-shirt.”
I think she found out what “polish my knob” means and that this was going to happen the night of the wedding and after seeing this guy on TV…and I’m not gay or anything…(not that there’s anything wrong with that) but if I was her and I just figured out what “polish my knob” meant I’d be cuttin my hair and jumpin the first bus outta town to… I’m not sayin…I’m just sayin…If you know what I’m sayin…
d) I want my CD’s back!
Many guys are dumb “nice guys”. A lot of guys would forgive her and agree to postpone it because they think they can’t do any better, or they deserve it, or because there’s an implied “you owe me” in all their “nice” actions, or whatever.
My feeling is he will postpone it and marry her later, since this CAN’T be the first time she’s acted childish and selfish like this. And if he’s put up with it so far, he will put up with it for another 10 years of misery in marriage until he reads “No More Mr Nice Guy” and realizes he’s not a doormat. Which is a great book for any unhappy guy out there who thinks he’s “too nice.” (hint: nice is not the issue or the problem)
Of course, Jesus told us to “forgive” he didn’t tell us to “be stupid”. Paul wrote “let everyone think of themselves not more than they ought” not “don’t think of yourself at all”
Man, how would you feel when you learned that your fiancee would rather spend four days on a Greyhound bus than marry you??
That’s gotta hurt!