The subject of women in combat is in the news again, and I know there has to be some jokes there… maybe enough for a top ten list.
But I’m too busy and important to figure that out now. So, make your own jokes on the subject in the comments.
NOW!
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Despite all women’s ability to nag men to death; enemy soldiers would only counter this attack by turning up their tv’s befor mounting a counter strike.
Strange fact is that the only women that have enough rage to wage a war are the feminist and at the moment they are too busy promoting the vagina monologues at college campuses to bother themselves with useful destruction. Oh and jimmy make that third.
The Army has released the plan to use women in combat but the process is being slowed by the bidding war between Prada and Gucci for the new woman friendly rucksack.
All though the women are strong in the kung fu; their “windmill-slap hair pulling” kung fu is no match for the terrorist’s “homicide bombing” kung fu style.
After long debate between Armed Forces leadership they have come to the conclusion that there is no way to schedule a war around the show times of oprah and desperate housewives.
Now common guys! Give the little ladies a break… You can’t convince me that there isn’t a place for let’s say Oprah or who’s that sow…oh yea…Rosie? We could send them in along with a couple of battalions of their followers and I’m betting that the camel humpers will come running hands up with a whole new level of respect for the American male… A couple of weeks of these hags nagging these guys and they will do whatever we want!
So that’s what they are preparing chloe and her personality disorder for (re: 24). She’s going to get her own scowling squad to annoy the enemy to death, and if that doesn’t work, she will mow them down with a never ending machine gun.
Despite all women’s ability to nag men to death; enemy soldiers would only counter this attack by turning up their tv’s befor mounting a counter strike.
Q: How do you determine whether a woman is fit for combat duty?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
Blast you, Tony!
shakes fist
second!
(Are they really hot Lebonese women?)
Strange fact is that the only women that have enough rage to wage a war are the feminist and at the moment they are too busy promoting the vagina monologues at college campuses to bother themselves with useful destruction. Oh and jimmy make that third.
The Army has released the plan to use women in combat but the process is being slowed by the bidding war between Prada and Gucci for the new woman friendly rucksack.
All though the women are strong in the kung fu; their “windmill-slap hair pulling” kung fu is no match for the terrorist’s “homicide bombing” kung fu style.
In my years of experience I can only say one good thing about women soldiers.
…….ah forgot what it was.
After long debate between Armed Forces leadership they have come to the conclusion that there is no way to schedule a war around the show times of oprah and desperate housewives.
RDX; HMX; TNT; PBXN-5; PMS; (lol)
If they take our chocolate away, we’ll be all over them terrorists like white on rice!
Kitty’s got claws!
Semper Pie!
If women have entered combat outright war would cease to occur. However, assasinations will be at an all time high…
Now common guys! Give the little ladies a break… You can’t convince me that there isn’t a place for let’s say Oprah or who’s that sow…oh yea…Rosie? We could send them in along with a couple of battalions of their followers and I’m betting that the camel humpers will come running hands up with a whole new level of respect for the American male… A couple of weeks of these hags nagging these guys and they will do whatever we want!
Military has deployed Rosi O’Donal by means of a HALO jump; code name Operation Dumbo Drop.
So that’s what they are preparing chloe and her personality disorder for (re: 24). She’s going to get her own scowling squad to annoy the enemy to death, and if that doesn’t work, she will mow them down with a never ending machine gun.
You guys have neglected to mention that if, during a major battle, one of us ladies decided to use the latrine, we’d ALL have to go.
2bit dictator: “Why are you bombing us?”
1st woman General: “Oh, I think you know why!”
McWert, LOL!!
McWert. . .It’s not. . .’Oh, I think you know why”, it’s “Well, if you don’t know I’m not going to tell you . . “