(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
Howard Dean, a man insane
Earthworms crawling through his brain
Stood himself upon a stage
And sputtered loony words of rage.
“Republicans are filthy hogs!
Into blenders they put dogs!
Never work those honest jobs,
Sleep all day and dress like slobs!”
“Lazy! Shiftless! Liars, too!
Never bathe! They smell like poo!
They hate gays! Won’t let them wed!
They starve old folks ’til they’re dead!”
“Torture children! (call it “spanking”)
CPS we should be thanking!
Kill the poor and steal their cars!
Say rude things to movie stars!”
“Foul the air! Pollute the skies!
Pull the wings off butterflies!
Drive big trucks! Use too much gas!
Keep the sick from buying grass!”
Appoint black judges! Women too!
My God! What’s next? A freakin’ Jew?
Hiring Hispanics left and right!
(Yet still their party’s WAY too white!)
“Christian bigots! Muslim haters!
Rob the Irish of their taters!
Gulag runners! Women beaters!
Evil Nazis! Baby eaters!”
“I just want them all to die!
Then they’ll go to hell and fry!”
(… deep, cleasing breath…)
Now I’m going home to blog
Vote Democrat in ’06 –
YEAAAAAAAGGGH!
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The deafening silence from academia on Howard Dean’s comments about the GOP being a white, Christian party betrays once again the real feelings on the part of faculty and students about Republicans. Here’s the irony. An overwhelming majority of professors are white male Christians. Talk about your cognitive dissonance.
We didn’t start the fiiirre,
It’s been always burnin’ since the world’s been turnin’…
…seriously, man – that was great.
– MuscleDaddy
Wow, Harvey!
That was one of your best yet.
“Christian bigots! Muslim haters!
Rob the Irish of their taters!”
LOL.
All I can say is, “Dude!”
FREAKIN’ AWESOME DUUUUDE!!
loved it.
Yeah, the “taters” line was my favorite!! It’s a work of art Harvey!!
Nazi Fascist!
Kidding. Just following my IMAO podcast training.
Freakin’ genius!!
I sang it aloud, but rather tunelessly…
Heh. “My God! What’s next? A freakin’ Jew?”
AWESOME, though.
I am in awe of your comedic brilliance. And yes, the taters line was the best.
Awesome!
Watch out Dr.Seuss!
Not me taters!
Awesome job, Harvey.
hehe…dumbass cracker
Actually, wasn’t it the LIBERAL Supreme Court justices who keep the sick from buying grass? I think Scalia and Thomas were dissenters in that recent decision, and rightly so.
Very funny. Nice work Harvey.
Sweet fancy Moses!!!
Warn a guy before you do that…I’ve got to clean my desk and keyboard now.
Ouch…bubbles in the sinuses.
Gollum – “What’s ‘taters’, precious?”
Sam – “PO-TAY-TOES!”
Rob the Irish of their taters?!
Death is too good for him…
Ha!
Good one, Harvey.
Definitely your best yet.
Awesome job Harvey, actually had me laughing out loud several times, I’m sure my co-workers think I’ve gone crazy =)
That was one of the best 2 minutes of my life.
Curse you harvey.
That was funny.
Harvey, Harvey!
He’s the Man.
If he can’t rhyme it,
No one can!
Yay, Harvey!!!!
So, friend, you need to come up with a rhyme for Yeaaaaagggh? Just ask Harvey, he can rhyme it. He can rhyme anything.
Before I die, I WILL rhyme “purple”, “silver” and “orange” 🙂
That was hilarious! Keep it up.
“Appoint black judges! Women too!
My God! What’s next? A freakin’ Jew?”
You are deadly.