Space Monkey Seized
Though, when I first read the headline, I’ll admit I was a bit disoriented. I didn’t recall being seized. What was going on here? Was I taken by surprise by some cowardly animal control agents?
I assumed maybe, I’d been tranq’ed which might explain my not remembering. But when I finally realized I wasn’t groggy, my suroundings were familar. And I finished reading the rest of the article it dawned on me,
I was safe,
at least,
for now.
Thanks to Ed Flinn at Monkey Watch for the heads up.
First!
Spacemonkey,
You need to check for that freaky mechanical bug thing that they put into Neo in the Matrix.
Oh, and a word of advice: before starting the search, put on an examination glove.
If you don’t have a glove, make sure you wash your hands afterwards with tomato juice.
Whew, they might have launched you back into space without internet access…
Man, and I had devised a whole plan to break you out already. Ducky was going to bring chimichungas.
Dang.
And I wanted to see one of those Mutant Ninja Kittens in action.
Some chimichungas would have been nice, too.
sigh
Glad you’re ok, though, Monkey.
Is this a common problem for you Spacemonkey?….being Tranq’ed?
Frank – you want I should kidnap Spacemonkey so you don’t have to waste a perfectly good plan?
Don’t worry Spacemonkey, I’m sure aquaman can save you. As long as you were seized by guppies and they took you to their secret guppy lair. He can talk to fish you know.
FRank, does that mean you still want those tranquilizer laced chimichang…
Oh, hi everyone. Nothing to see here. Just a couple of bloggers playing with their burritos.
(Uh, I could have phrased that better.)