Silly Rove Songs

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How can so many people hate Karl Rove?
Consider this, when Japanese folks say ‘Rove’ it sounds almost the same as when they say ‘love’. So to Japanese folks he’s really ‘Karl Love’.
I’ll be the first to admit his full name would be ‘Kall Love’, something they market on late night T.V.. This is not as wholesome or good but still contains the word ‘love’ at least.
People love Jennifer Love Hewitt, So can Karl really be as bad as they say since his name is love, sort of? Krazy.
That got me thinking about what songs go good with this?
“All You Need Is Rove” comes to mind. If you want liberals to get so outrageously nutty, legions of squirrels start swarming, all you need is Rove. I guess you also need liberals, though, and squirrels.
“Can’t Buy Me Rove” He’s not corruptable! I guess that’s enough Beatles songs though. They are/were such a bunch of swarmy hippies.
“When Rove Comes to Town” is good. And what do you think Rove will do when he gets to town? Outsmart liberals, thats what.
“The Power of Rove” from the “Back to the Future” soundtrack. But I can just almost see Force lightening coming from Karl’s stubby fingers when I think about the title, though. Maybe that one’s not too good.
Are there any Love>Rove songs I’ve missed that you can think of? No? Hah I win!

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  1. You’re forgetting the genius of the Broadway musical “Avenue Q”, which has a song that is sung “The more you rove someone the more you want to kill him” (the singer is asian).
    Maybe this is what’s happening. They rove Rove so much they want to kill him.

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  22. Caaaaaaaan you feeeeeeel
    The Rove tonight
    What is Rove?
    Baby don’t hurt me
    Don’t hurt me
    No more
    Come with me, my Rove
    To the sea, the sea of Rove
    I want to tell you how much I Rove you
    You’ve lost
    That Rovin’ feeling
    Whoa-oh that Rovin’ feeling
    …kay that’s all I got.

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  24. I used to Rove her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to Rove her, Mm, yeah
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain
    I used to Rove her, Oo, yeah
    But I had to kill her
    I used to Rove her, Oo, yeah
    But I had to kill her
    I knew I’d miss her
    So I had to keep her
    She’s buried right in my backyard
    Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah
    I used to Rove her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to Rove her, Mm, yeah
    But I had to kill her
    She b****ed so much, She drove me nuts
    And now I’m happier this way, yeah
    Whoa, oh yeah
    I used to Rove her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to Rove her, Mm, yeah
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain

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  31. Rove is like oxygen. You get too much, you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die. Rove gets ya high.
    -Sweet
    Rove is not the only thing, but [he’s] the best thing.
    -Mark Heard
    However far away, I will always Rove you.
    -The Cure
    And many, many more I can’t think of now. :o)

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  35. On a slightly different tangent, the Apostle Paul seemed to think rather highly of Rove:
    “1If I speak in the tongues[a] of men and of angels, but have not Rove, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. 2If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not Rove, I am nothing. 3If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not Rove, I gain nothing.
    “4Rove is patient, Rove is kind. [He] does not envy, [he] does not boast, [he] is not proud. 5[He] is not rude, [he] is not self-seeking, [he] is not easily angered, [he] keeps no record of wrongs. 6Rove does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7[He] always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
    “8Rove never fails.”
    (from 1Corinthians 13:1-8)

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  38. I was a liberal, I was lost at sea
    I was under the waves before Rove rescued me
    I was a flipper, then I’d flop there instead
    Now I stand accused of the things I’ve said
    Rove comes to town I’m gonna shift my aim
    When love comes to town I’m gonna catch some flame
    Maybe I was wrong to always be around
    But I did what I did before Rove came to town
    I used to hear Rove smokin’ pot cigarette
    I was making promises I’d already forget
    John was wise and would not back down
    But I left him standing when Rove came to town
    I ran into a juke joint when I heard a liberal scream
    The folks were turning red, all praying it was a dream
    As the man talked I saw my life turn around
    That was the day when Rove came to town
    When Rove comes to town I’m gonna shift my aim
    When love comes to town I’m gonna catch some flame
    Maybe I was wrong to always be around
    But I did what I did before Rove came to town
    I was there when they blew up my city
    For all of those terrorists I felt such pitty
    In my country I could not feel pride
    But I’ve seen Rove conquer the great divide
    When Rove comes to town I’m gonna shift my aim
    When love comes to town I’m gonna catch some flame
    Maybe I was wrong to ever be a Dem

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    • Just an Old Fashioned Rove Song, Plaing on The Radio.
      -I Rove you, I honestly Rove You
      -You Made Me Rove You
    • What Is This Thing Called Rove?
    • Rove is a many splendid thing.
    • I Rove You
    • The Story Of Rove
    • Rove letters in the sand
    • Rove’s Theme
    • Lost Rove
    • Lost in Rove
    • The look of Rove
    • I love Rove
    • You’ll Rove It!
    • Rove For You
    • I Rove a rainy night
    • Addicted to Rove
    • Rove changes everything
    • Rove call
    • Rove child
    • Rove at first sight
    • Rove me do
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  45. Rove’s in need of rove today
    -Stevie Wonder
    I fell in Rove
    -Susan Tedeschi
    I Rove being here with you
    -Peggy Lee
    The look of Rove
    -Burt Bacharach
    “I Rove you just the way you are”
    -Billy Joel
    Rover, you should’ve come over
    -Jeff Buckley
    On Rove, in sadness
    -Jason Mraz
    Nothing to do with Rove
    -sung by Kenny Wayne Shepherd
    Live to Rove another day
    -Keith Urban

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  49. -I think I Rove you
    – ROVE
    – Somewhere my Rove
    -What Rove Can Do
    – I’m in the mood for Rove
    – Only Rove Can Break A Heart
    – A Groovy Kind Of Rove
    – Rove Will Pull Us Through

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    • ROVE ON THE ROCKS
    • CREOLE ROVE CALL
    • I’VE GOT MY ROVE TO KEEP ME WARM
    • ROVE THEME
    • THIS GUY’S IN ROVE WITH YOU
    • ROVE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
    • ROVE STORY
    • ROVE IS HERE TO STAY
    • OUR ROVE IS HERE TO STAY
    • EVERLASTING ROVE
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  57. Here are some from the Captain & Tennille
    Rove will keep us together
    Keeping our Rove warm
    No Rove in the morning
    Rove me like a baby
    Rove is spreading over the world
    Muskrat Rove
    Wedding Song (There is Rove)
    Honey come Rove me
    )
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  60. -BROTHER ROVE’S TRAVELING SALVATION SHOW
    – BOY! WHAT rove HAS DONE TO ME
    – CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR ROVE, BABE
    – DO I ROVE YOU?
    – I FEEL ROVE
    – DON’T TAKE YOUR ROVE AWAY FROM ME
    – EASY TO ROVE
    – I USED TO ROVE YOU
    – FOOL FOR YOUR ROVE
    – LET’S FALL IN ROVE
    – HERE WE ARE FALLING IN ROVE AGAIN
    – I ROVE THE FLOWER GIRL
    – I NEED TO BE IN ROVE
    – I’ll NEVER FALL IN ROVE AGAIN
    – KEEPING THE ROVE ALIVE

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  68. I Rove You More Today Than Yesterday
    I Would Do Anything For Rove (But I Won’t Do That)
    Rove Angel Music Baby [album title]
    The Rove of Richard Nixon
    and some random lyrics:
    Rove can touch us one time
    and last for a lifetime
    that is how I know you’ll go on
    and
    Oh no, not I
    I will survive
    Oh as long as I know how to Rove
    I know i’ll stay alive
    And I’ve got all my life to live
    and I’ve got all my Rove to give

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