(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
I heard the terrorists are celebrating their Holy Month by blowing people up.
While I admit that sounds like fun, I can’t help but think there’s gotta be another way to have a good time.
So, being from Wisconsin, which – except for the Socialists in Milwaukee and the Commies in Madison – is mostly rural and sane, I think the terrorists should take a page from the Big Book of Country Charm and celebrate it more along the lines of a County Fair.
Because fairs are fun!
First you set up a huge, inflatable mascot at the entrance so everyone can find the place easily:
“Hi! I’m Hamadan!”
Make sure there’s plenty of parking for both cycles:
and cars:
Inside the gates, there’d be lots of arts and crafts, like:
Candle-making:
Glass-blowing:
and gardening:
And, of course, yummy food everywhere you look:
Chocolate:
Cupcakes:
And everyone’s favorite: PEZ!
Plus there’s plenty of fun activities for the whole family:
Carousel rides:
Costume contest:
Rodeo:
and hot air balloon rides.
So every terrorist should grab his best girl
and come on down to the Ramadan County Fair for FUN! FUN! FUN!
HAPPY RAMADAN!
After they banned Piglet in the UK, I really needed this.
Thanks, Harv.
To paraphrase one of George Carlin’s books, When will Muhammed bring the pork chops?
I do not understand why we avoid lubing the inerds of 500 lbs bombs with a little lard, and advertising it…..
The pig motorcycle is the COOLEST!
You are one wicked Harvey, indeed. Thanks for a good laugh.
What is that monkey doing to the pig?
What did the last picture of Madeleine Albright have to do with pork?
Hamadan. Brilliant.
This is not pig friendly :(. Let’s all agree that the muslims are right in one thing: eating pigs is wrong! Please agree. My life is at stake here.
I’m getting a 500 internal server error every time I post. Am I somehow causing it (my bandwidth usage is maxxed at the moment) or is it on you?
I do not understand why we avoid lubing the inerds of 500 lbs bombs with a little lard, and advertising it…..
Posted by Libby Gone
Do we really want to be the ones who turn this thing into an all out Holy War?
hahahaha! that was great Harvey. that makes me want a ham sandwich.
Chris: That’s no “pig motorcycle”…
…that’s a hog.
Muslims don’t like the police?
I was just taking a drink of Dr. Pepper when I opened this post.
I’m still laughing and the soda is burning the hell out of my nose.
Evilly funny! Is that a word? Oh who cares, hilarious!
I’m told the reason Muslims don’t like pigs is because the animal doesn’t sweat through pores and is therefore “dirty”.
Guess what? Neither do dogs.
Are they going to be banned too?